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Hi All,
Just dropping by to say HI! Back in the land of computers and work after a BRILLIANT week in Orlando. A great time was had and there were NO tears on the Tower of Terror.
Well, straight back to work for this little Ratcat so I'll have to catch up later on, probably opver the weekend.

Welcome back to the pleasuredome

*starts playing wedding march - LOUDLY*

*pulls out her blaster*
Enough with the wedding march!

Using the Force removes the blaster from her grip. Sails across room to my outstreched hand.

Oh great!..been gone a week and I've got people challanging my authority!

Someone has to keep you on your toes.

all sitting/standing, waiting for an update on wdw.

Oh well, guess it's back to the same old, same old...

So, who let all these upstarts get power-hungry???

hungry, HUNGRY, aw geez, now you've made me hungry. *rummages through frig for munches*

Hey, anything that was in my fridge is probably a little ripe by now. Next job, go to the shops...

WELCOME BACK RC AND DIM !!!!!!

Ahem, well, let me just get one thing perfectly straight here. I am NOT responsible in any way, shape or form for any of the CHAOS created in the forum while you two were off having a great time without us. I adhered strictly to every topic offered, created a few new ones at RC's request and enthusiastically welcomed all the new members. At NO TIME was any MAYHEM caused. My attorney will provide you with a signed and notarized statement to this effect, should you so desire. So how was WDW ???????

It had its moments. We also went to Universal Studios and that had its moments too.

I'm sorry, but these short snippets are simply not going to do. We require full disclosure.

Exactly or you won't get your brain back.

And I'll have none of this on-topic stuff, now!

Now don't get cranky, RC. I've ordered you a new ugly green suit. Size 40 extra-short.

With size 2 red boots for the rain.

I'm sure Dimmy can do the honours...

Ooh.. evening RC. Catch the gentle love patter in the bar?

He might afraid to go back into the bar after all this time.

ooooo, yes, Dimmy and RC, tell us about Florida and all the fun places and activities.

Well, we went on loads of rides, took a load of pictures(Coming Soon), and spent far too much money on t-shirts and food.

And just to prove I'm not 3 feet tall there will be a photo diary kinda thing soon.

That reveals you are at least 3,4 ft.
Any Star Wars t-shirts?
Living in Norway you have a hard time getting stuff like that.

pictures, I wanna see pictures. yea, yea.

Quote - "enthusiastically welcomed all the new members".

There is only one.

Ahem, as you are quoting me personally, KJ, would you like to explain what "there is only one" means ?

Well, there are a lot more than 1 since I went on Vacation.

while the cat's away, the mice will play....

There is only one means there is only one.

Oohhh... that conversation is going to take all day...

Don't they always?

Normally only by necessity...

I'm not sure I have any clue what is going on here. HEY! That makes me CLUELESS. So enjoy!

I just love it when people get confused!!

should the clueless get clued in or left to clue around or not get clued at all? inquiring minds want to know.

I think KJ means HE is the only one.

He's not new, he just flits in and out.

All I know is that when I went away the were 206 members and when I got back there were something like 218...

Well, RC, I guess you've taken your first step into a larger world. Now where's those pics ????

Where ARE those pics, you mean.

Sorry...

And now there are 220....where are they all coming from???

Well, I provided three people (plus me, of course) in all... one of which hasn't actually posted yet...

We are an invasionary force! You will surrender or die.

Gundy, honey, be patient....

Actually, I'm working on the pics at this very moment. Out of the 200 or so we took I have selected 60 or so that you guys may like. I'm gonna stick them on a server some place and then, once Dimmy has had a look-see, I'll let you have the URL.

A chance to see my role-models in real life... lead us, Master!

All done, just gotta let Dim see it first.

i need a role model!

I need a shower!

We all need Raz to restore this place's purity!

Pinch, Punch, 1st day of the month...

I'm just gonna keep working on my photo's

That;s not even remotely funny. Some of us have been fecked over by April 1st viruses beofre- genuine

Oh Gundy, you are just so understanding.

I think "partner in crime" is a better term

So whos this role model gundark?

Well, he fooled me too...

I can't think of a worse time to do it except composers birthdays. Today is a net nightmare, full of @#%$ who think little about casually crippling your computer.

I think she's referring to the queeqer!!!

Borgie, I can't think of a better role model than...hmmm...now I forgot the name.....

Okay, RC...we'll wait until Dimmy gives your scrapbook her seal of approval.

I see we're HACKED BY NEO on top. Welcome to april 1st, I guess.

pics? where's the pics. I wanna see the pics. *looks through all the photo albums on the cofee table*

I'M WORKING ON IT!!!

Ok, just gotta change a few things and then I'll post the URL.

Where are all these new members? Everyday there are 3 or 4 new members but none of them post.

Yeah I know...I don't get it either.

We intimidate them with our greatness.

I think for every one that stays, you get a few who register then have nothing to say.

That's odd... I only registered WHEN I had something to say...

Oh I know, but some people register than don't actually post. We have a good central core of posters thouygh. I don't think we need to worry.

But don't you think it's weird that for the best part of a year we tried and failed to bring people here. We might get one new member a month.

But now in the month of March there are at least 3 new members everyday!! Most of them never post, and the ones that do, where did they come from?

Maybe everyone came to watch Edna and myself fight things out...

Actually, there's been a steady growth from 135 since the beginning of the year when I joined the JC we had 136 members.

I hope some may have come via my website tioi as I put a direct link up in January too and I do get a few thousand visitors a week.

You have to admit KJ, your forum saw some serious growth too, I think it's just a general raising in the level of anticipation for Episode-II.

But about 95% of my members were already on EZboard when the joined me. This forum is getting 3 or 4 NEW people everyday and that's really strange. You're at 220 just now. At the end of the week see how many have registered and how many have actually posted. There is something strange going on.

Maybe someone is make dummy users, I don't know.

There's plenty of those here now.

Can I be head of the dummies?

Sure, RC. We're the crash-test kind.

OK, maybe not then

So what are you saying? I should stop registering myself under lots of different names?

Don't even start a rumour like that!!!

Who says it's a rumour?

Well, that's you funeral then,

Cool. Will you be there? I want you to do my ulegy.

Don't you think Gundark would be a better choice?

Yes, queeq...I have that passionate tango to perform on your grave....

You can do that. Sounds fun, but RC must do my ulegy. He's the only one I trust with that.

You... trust me??? Oh my...

Only with my ulegy.

It's eulogy. EULOGY! Man!

Sorry, but I went to a Grammar school... and that's not a pun, I just meant the English teaching was top notch.

Hey, I'm a foreigner. I'd love to see you write Dutch.

Oranjebum, clog, dyke, Windmill...

Anyway, all we hear about here is how foreginers (except the US) speak better english than us...

What's Oranjebum?????? The rest are English words.

That's a joke from popular TV physical comedy series Bottom... it wasn't proper Dutch... and that was a crap spelling of a Dutch lager.

Oh, I see now. Oranjeboom. Yes. Bottom's fun.

Ush, you forgot TULIP and WOODEN SHOES.

More English words.

Well I don't know any dutch, master.

You, however, are forgiven.

Guilder!!!

Still English folks. Try a Dutch word next.

Guilder is English????

How about "moer" As in you are a moer

I thought that was the mispelling of something you walked along in Scotland....

Which one? Hey, I'm just guessing here!

Guilder is the english word for our national currency. "Moer" is a Dutch word, it means "bolt" or an abbreviation for "mother". But I doubt you meant that.

I was told it meant NUT but bolt works...<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT="">

Oh, actually you are right. I always mix those two up, bith in Dutch AND English.

So it works! Yay me!

Actually you won. The exclusive Windmill made of matchsticks is on the way.

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

An no smoking around it.

Good point, it mig.. PHWOOOOSSHHH!

Oopsie

There. You blew it. Tough!

Just in time for Dimmy to close it down.

Don't smoke RC...I've been burned by enough butts..

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