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I, myself, am not a particularly aggressive feminist, but I found such the grooviest qoute that I *had* to post it...


"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat." - Rebecca West, 1913

And, not to be a man-basher, but this one totally sums up my dad...

"How many roads must a man walk down, before he admits he is lost?"

pheminisits are women who ***** and moan about how hard they have it because of men. they are a stupid bunch.

wouldn't go that far, but for the girls I know who claim they are feminist it's always like:
"oh! you descriminate! ******* ******* ******* *****!!!!"
and then when they have to do stuff we do it's like:
"Hey! I can't do that! I'm a woman not a man!"

but that will change when they grow up, I hope ... in the next 50 years

yes, they always claim to want equal rights, but always want special treatment at the same time. like i said, a stupid bunch.

no! not all of them! just those I know!

Feminism is the movement that started in the mid nineteenth century to gain suffrage and equal opportunities. Some women do take it too far, though.

I have nothing wrong with equal rights eg same work - same pay, same promotion oppportunities, but it goes too far the other way, I have to dress smart, a suit, shirt, tie oh and shoes, so why do the women not have to wear a suit and blouse at least, it could be a trouser or skirt suit I don't care, but some of the women I work with wear 3/4 trousers with skanky Tee shirts, or bright flowery shit. what would they say if I came into the office wearing one of my bright surf shirts?

Equal rights should mean EQUAL.

think they would point and laugh

over-active feminism like that is just like afirmative action. It's wrong. I don't think formerly oppressed minorities should get special treatment. It'll never lead to true equality.

Oh and another thing, the feminist think they should not be treated any differently, but as soon as a male does not hold the door open for them to walk ahead they complain about it. I don't see any of these feminist holding the door to allow me to walk through first - although some non-feminist do just so they can blimp at my bottom as I walk past .

that's what you get when you work out

I can't help it that I'm like that. My mother has been tellling me that boys should hold the door open for me since I was born! I am a sad product of my environment. *hangs head in shame*

oh and another thing, feminism sucks right! so why don't they?? surely theres something wrong there? I mean I am sure they would he happy for, well you know what, EQUALITY.

I think corran isn't really happy about this thread ...

I am not getting at you, I hold the door open all the time, it's just some of my friends don't and you get some women expecting it and humpphing and the feminist humhhhing if you do do it, we just can't win.

Women, can't live with them, can't kill them.

if you don't have Gil grissom as the CSI on your case you could.

But where ARE all these feminists then? Every girl I meet says they are not an over-active feminist, that they think such extremist views are wrong, that they want TRUE equality not special treatment...

I am beginning to suspect they are a myth. We hear a bout a few loonies in the papers and the idea comes along that they are everywhere.

only one way out corran ...

opening the door for me!

no, moving to a country which doesn't have any women rights what so ever

I don't think you want to go to Afghanistan.

nothing much left there after someone was kind enough to bomb the entire country to smithereens because that someone felt like it

no politics in the General forum *puts hands over ears*

and you were the one who started talking about afghanistan

because it didn't give women rights and you were talking about countries that didn't give women rights.

were you there on the spot?

i always hold the door open for people, male and female.

I hold the door open for my friends and my elders.

I have been taught to open doors for ladies of all ages. Cute girls and older women alike.

Women will moan about anything that us men do or don't do for them.

Why the other day Mrs.MM had a good old moan about me not "suprising" her anymore, now that we've been married for nearly 3 years.

So imagine her "suprise" when I threw a tin of soup at the back of her head in Tesco's last night. Oooh how we laughed in the managers office.....

hm...feminism...

In personally believe in TOTAL equal rights - men should be able to do whatever women do and have whatever women have (with the exception of tampons!) and vice versa.

Like, there was this reeeely fit dude, who was wearing this groovy skirt, not cos it was a kilt, not cos he was transvestite, but because it looked cool. Men should be allowed to do that. I mean, I'm not called 'Tranny!' cos I wear trousers am I?

I just hold the door open if someones behind me, not only for friends but for everyone

Most excellent dude.

Phoenix wears trousers? FREAK! Get back indoors, put a skirt on and do my dinner and the washing up...

Thanks Corran, asual my my jokes don't get past you.

I'll come clean though, I stole that joke from this months Loaded magazine. I nearly soiled myself when I read it and thought I'd see who else appreciated its genius.

well heres something all the feminists will enjoy... i went to a strip club today, i paid women to dance on my lap and exploit their bodies for profit. good times.

*Wipes tear from eye*

Aaaaaah, great days.

It's even better if they cry whilst dancing for you.

Thats sick.

I think it's kind of wierd when a guy wears a skirt that isn't a kilt.

Well, it IS weird. Because people do not do it so we see it as odd. The question is, why SHOULD we not do it?

Tex does it all the time.

If it did happen alot it wouldn't be so wierd. but it'll always be wierd in my lifetime.

Not only do I want you to hold open that door for me I want you to get some glass cleaner and clean it too !

And then back to the kitchen I suppose?

Yes, you troll. Spit spot !!

There's no way I am going back to the bedroom again, not after the humiliating things you made me do last time, I didn't even think some of those where possible.

*puts hands over ears*

LALALALALALALAALALALALALALALALAAAAAA

I hate that LALALALA song

Yeah, thats right just ignore me. You don't call me anymore, you never answer my calls, you delete my emails without reading them let alone ever answer them, never PM me and I know you read them cos I have PM Tracking on them, I suppose you also just tear up and throw out my letters like yu did my heart, you put me down in front of our friends, you even crossed the street to avoid me yestersday don't think I didn't see you, you never go the same places you used to just to avaoid me.
You just used me and abused me, chewed me up and spat me out, you took what you wanted and then moved on.
Did you think I was just one of your belongings you could toss aside when finished with? well I am not I am a caring, feeling human being made of flesh and blood, and you just loved me and left me, you broke my heart and deceived me.
And so you're back from outer space. I just walked in to find you here
Without that look upon your face. I should have changed my f$%^&%g lock. I would have made you leave your key If I'd have known for just one second You'd be back to bother me.

Oh now go.
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
You're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one
Who tried to break me with desire?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh not I.

I will survive.
As long as I know how to love
I know I'll be alive.
I've got all my life to live.
I've got all my love to give.
I will survive.
I will survive.

It took all the strength I had
Just not to fall apart.
I'm trying hard to mend
The pieces of my broken heart.
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself.
I used to cry.
But now I hold my head up high.

And you'll see me with somebody new.
I'm not that stupid little person
Still in love with you.
And so you thought you'd just drop by,
And you expect me to be free.
But now I'm saving all my lovin'
For someone who's lovin' me.

Oh now go.
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
You're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one
Who tried to break me with desire?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh not I.

I will survive.
As long as I know how to love
I know I'll be alive.
I've got all my life to live.
I've got all my love to give.
I will survive.
I will survive.

Gay anthem.

A favorite of my brother-in-law's ex-girlfriend.

Wouldn't know Mech, I shall just have to take your word for it.

I only know cus its on Tex's biog page as his fave song.

gotcha, that's a dead give away then.

{Gentlemen perhaps we should all go for drinks...}

But you don't drink.

Whatever gave you that impression Mech? Surely you don't believe everything people tell you now do you?

If I've told Corran a gazillion times, I told him to stop exaggerating.

Gundy-pooh!

How the devil are ya?

Hey honey, how ya doing?

Hello dear. I seem to have lost you on MSN....

Who's that directed at Gun?

Corran. You aren't on my MSN list, but you are on my ICQ. But you're never there, you swine.

I'm hiding from you!

No, just re-add, you know my email add.

Can you dumb it down for a midlander......

Whats an ICQ and why wasn't I ever there?

Mech, it's a....ahh forget it not even I can dmb it down THAT much.

I want one of these Icey Cues, will they sell them at my local snooker hall?

yes Mech of course they will. but it's just called a Vanilla Ice over here.

oh Vanilla Ice what a great artist

vanilla ice = eminem.

I like vitamin C betta - I wonder how many singers/bands have a food/drink/vaguely edible name?

Wow, Ive gone reeeely offtopic now...

Probably not good as it is MY thread...

I really should set a good example...

Burn your bra.

Not for the feminist cause you understand, I just wanna see you take it off.

Take pictures.

Thanks, guys... I think...

Good idea! Take it as a respectful compliment!

Good thinkin' Ushman.

Tee hee!

*slaps ush's ass*

this is a not need to know image

jealous?

Best person to talk about feminist is Geroge Carlin.

Which one is he?

He's that old guy who swears alot he had a special on HBO he's really funny.

Has this gotten hostile yet?

Not that I am aware of. Check the back pages. I could be mistaken.

good good....I'll take your word for it...I was just a bit worried that's all....this topic is interesting but caould get volitile

No this thread has been very civilised as far as I know.

i can change that very easily, just watch for my next post.

Oh...No....BF....what's your up too.

We are now awaiting for his next post. This should be good. Unless of course he is bluffing us to have a laugh. What do you think Augey?

Well with BF anything possible.

feminists smell like dead fish.

It begins.

noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*jumps through the window*

strange kind of feminist you`ve encountered BF

hm...

Thats all you EVER say! hm...

It's amazing that this hasn't been a girl vs. guy thing yet

Member, I sure miss agent Smith. I really had it in my head that you looked just like him.

And now every time I see Phoenix, I think its the queeq, cause of the avatar..

EGAD, I'm soooooo confused. Somebody get me a feminist !

BTW, Mech - you're not on my ICQ. I was thinking of Dimmy. Sorry to have confused you with a woman.

why would we? we're friendly I thought?

That is what I assumed as well my friend from Belgium. Come let us have waffles......

not Belgian?

no one wants to be that

Nonsense. You seem like a decent bloke. Let us go and have some waffles........

well then Yersie the Belgium

ah, I leave that impression on people then get my .22SD out and pop one in their head

I'm a hitman, can't help it

I am sure you are quite competent at what you do.

so everybody hits you

yes, every girl is hitting on me

with their fists

amongst other things

indeed

So how many hitting on you today Yerss?

and dont forgett about that old lady with the umbrella

thousands of thousands! honestly!

yeah and how many under the age of 65

1?

well she turned 65 later this month so

yah, tomorrow actually

right on

that's what she said to me

after serving you a left uppercut

are you sure? thought it was a right one, but can't remember it

it was on your right that is correct but it was her left hand

Watch out for the one behind you then.

got all fussy

and beaten

and bitten

Poor Yerssot getting whacked by mean old ladies carrying brolleys......

poor Terss? what about poor me??

{Look again}

*waves*

{ I do good work...}

with looking?

{Nope}

So, rather strayed off topic, I see... closing.