Best & Worst Character Wank
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Beniboybling
What for you, is the best and worst wankery (or anti-wankery) of a particular SW character you have come across? As in what have you found the most compelling, and by contrast the most cancerous?
Also, if relevant, specify the person this wank can be attributed to.
ILS
Maul surviving being cut in half.
Maul being cut in half by a padawan.
kek
cs_zoltan
Sel's Krayt wank the best, Legend's anything is the worst.
XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
>Sel's Krayt wank
>Not NewGuy's or ILS's
>KYS
The Ellimist
Best:
"Bane is the weakest of the Banite Sith" - I guess either an anti-wank of Bane or a wank of Sidious/Plagueis/etc., but it's kind of game changing.
"Sidious is the most powerful sith lord of all time" - because he actually is.
"Sidious is a universe buster" - simply because it sounds ridiculous but is actually technically canon
"Anakin is the most powerful Jedi of all time" - ditto.
My Luke wank, of course.
Worst:
SW_Legend
Ant's Revan wank
Neph and Nebaris's Bane wank
Probably missing a lot
Col. Valerian
Worst wankery: Freshest's Vader manlove
Best wankery: Tempest's Sheev adoration
Worst anti-wankery: Carth's extreme Bane hate
ILS
For anti-wank, Agen Kolar showing up in RotS to die, and Quinlan Vos getting stomped by Agen Kolar.
The Ellimist
Originally posted by Col. Valerian
Worst anti-wankery: Carth's extreme Bane hate
Carthage might be the most entertaining troll I've ever seen tbh
XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
lmfao.
Bart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Sinious
Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
lmfao.
Bart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The Ellimist
Bart doesn't always Bane hate though. Sometimes he gives Bane's enemies grotesque injuries so he has a shot. His trolling is more unorthodox than Carthage but Carthage's Bane hate is more blatant and enjoyable, imho.
But it's a close call.
Sinious
Except his cancerous SWTOR wank tops everything.
The Ellimist
Wait, Bart wanks TOR?
Col. Valerian
Carth can get annoying; his hate towards Bane runs too deep to be enjoyable. I enjoy Bart's way more.
XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Originally posted by The Ellimist
Wait, Bart wanks TOR?
He hilariously fake-wanks TOR.
The Ellimist
I'll add my quasi-fake Tempest wank there. Although Tempest's own Tempest wank has to be at an end...not sure which one...
Fated Xtasy
Best wank?
Temp's sheev wank and ownage of people who disagree.
Worst wank?
Well my dad came in to my room once-
Wait, different worse wank umm....
Probably Legend's ToR Wank.
Or Marco's maul wank
cs_zoltan
Why did your dad go to your room to wank when he could've just raped you?
Emperordmb
Worst wank is Star Wars Logic's Matukai and Zeison Sha wank
Fated Xtasy
Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Why did your dad go to your room to wank when he could've just raped you?
I hate you lol
cs_zoltan
Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
I hate you lol https://media.giphy.com/media/2CdwFeWTJ2xFK/giphy.gif
Aurbere
Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Why did your dad go to your room to wank when he could've just raped you?
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lugu8wdtn11qmxj3so1_500.gif
Beniboybling
For me Krayt wank was the most compelling, honourable mention going to ILS's Maul wank.
As for worst it has to go to Syndicate's Marek wank. As awful as Legend is Synny is on another level of atrocity.
Also, someone should say Revan's Ant wank is their favourite. Before he gets upset about his credibility.

DarthAnt66
Originally posted by Beniboybling
Also, someone should say Revan's Ant wank is their favourite.
It goes without saying.
Beniboybling
Dry those tears.
Trocity
Originally posted by Beniboybling
As for worst it has to go to Syndicate's Marek wank. As awful as Legend is Synny is on another level of atrocity.
oof... Debatable.
Beniboybling
Christ, didn't even think if that.
NewGuy01
Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
>Sel's Krayt wank
>Not NewGuy's or ILS's
>KYS
Hers is actually worse than ours, though.
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