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Yoda is unarmed

Ewoks are armed with spears, bows, slings etc.

Takes place on Endor

No TK

Starts in a circle formation 10 feet radius from Yoda

watch?v=3_8DUsl1Ea4

Originally posted by Emperordmb
watch?v=3_8DUsl1Ea4
Come up with something new already

Is this a serious thread, Kurk?

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Is this a serious thread, Kurk?
When am I not serious?

I was hoping always.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
I was hoping always.
So do you have a verdict for me or nah?

Originally posted by Kurk
Come up with something new already
https://i.imgflip.com/149s6v.gif

Originally posted by Kurk
So do you have a verdict for me or nah?
Yoda wins in a fraction of a second.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
https://i.imgflip.com/149s6v.gif
I don't get it...
but nice gif. That's one of my favorite scenes

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Yoda wins in a fraction of a second.
How? I said no TK :l

Uh, I dunno, perhaps telepathy? Or Force augmentation? Force Speed? Enhanced Strength? He rips their heads off before they can blink.

Originally posted by Kurk
I don't get it...

Good. Trust me, you don't want to "get it" at all.

A serious Yoda can babyshake 3 Jedi Councillors without weapons or TK. Ewoks get slaughtered.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
A serious Yoda can babyshake 3 Jedi Councillors without weapons or TK. Ewoks get slaughtered. But he's a midget, how can he man handle anyone?

Plus wouldn't the Ewoks seduce Yoda with their cuteness and cuddles? They'll just tie him up and eat him while Yoda yells EAAAT!

You said you were in, what, college?

Yoda in seconds.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
You said you were in, what, college?
irrelevant

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Yoda in seconds. reasons? He didn't take out the order 66 clones that quickly.

Uh, yes he did.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
Uh, yes he did.
It took him a solid 10 seconds to kill 3

Originally posted by Aurbere
Good. Trust me, you don't want to "get it" at all.
I want to get it. DM me

Yoda he still have the force valor, except if there is some ewoks trained by simon...

Yoda cares for all life in the galaxy, he won't exactly want to savagely kill 10 ewoks

Edit: ESB Yoda is fighting. Canon only

Lmao @ Ant taking this seriously.

Even Bane could put up a fight against 12 ewoks lmao

Originally posted by Kurk
Edit: ESB Yoda is fighting. Canon only

He still wrecks.

If it's 12 Banes Yoda stomps

Originally posted by Aurbere
He still wrecks. Based solely on the movie. He's a clueless hermit who's gone senile.