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I hereby declare that Chaos and Mayhem have officially taken over the forum!
Thats right for their months of devotion they've just been made Jedi Council Members!

Congratulations Gundark and queeq!!!

Uh-oh.

Sorry, I MEANT to say: Well done, guys!

Top job guys. Good to see this at last!

Congrats, poor JC

Of course, you realise they may well blow the password ASAP. living up to their titles...

Hehehe, how little you know.

Forgive me, oh wise omniscient one...

That's all they need... an ego boost.

Hmmm, queeq has enough ego for everybody.

His ego is probably strong enough to take over this entire forum. Just wait. It'll happen eventually.

WOW ! HOLY MOLY ! JEEKERS, BATMAN !!!!!!!

CHAOS AND MAYHEM ON JC ????????!!!!!!!!

Obviously Raz has taken complete leave of his senses...

Okay, now this is the part where I get humble...actually for me and queeq, since he isn't here right now and he doesn't know the definition of humble, so I'll just cover it for both of us. Ahem, thank you most great and powerful Raz and all of the JC for this most honorable and conveted honor. I shall fulfill my post to the best of my capabilities invested in me by the power of mayhem.

Oh dear! Oh dear oh dear oh dear! What have you done?

Congrats Gundark!

and queeq...

I also was complimenting Gundark on the modest acceptance speech. Will queeq's be so humble? No way!

Wow...look at me with my amazing 100 posts. You better watch out, JC!

Yeah, come back when you hit 4000! Actually, I think that me and queeq have the dubious honours of being the biggest ramblers on post numbers. Pity I never have anything interesting to say really.

Oh come on, RC....I thought you were fluent in over six millions forms of communication !

Now THAT'S the truth!!!

RatCat is a protacol droid?

NO, silly Gindy, it's Six forms of communication.

English, Gibberish, Rubbish, BS, RCish and LOVE!

The protocol droid part AND the having nothing interesting to say. I'm being sarcastic in reality, though.

Sorry Gundy, I wish they wouldn't put the I and U right next to each other.

Thats okay, RC. Just nice to have you back !!

Well, you will be please to know that I have to photo's all done. Just wanna let Dim see em before I post the URL.

I told queeq and he said "Do I have to behave now?"...

yep..he's bad.

Who? queeq?

yep..that's the one.

Well, we all knew that.

I can't wait to see what queeq has to post here.

Ya know, he came on earlier, posted a couple and then went again. I bet he didn't even realise. :Lol

Well Dimmy said she told him. Hmmm...I didn't get a personal e-mail from Dimmy. Dimmy doesn't love me anymore. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!

You weren't away from home though.

WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!!!!! I SMELL A RAT !!!!!!! AND ITS NOT YOU, RC !!!!!!!! This is an april fool joke, right ? I have not received the secret password...something is more rotten here than the emporer's butt.

Of course I still wuv you, Gun .... you should be able to just get into the JC...no password needed.

April Fools Jokes can be soooooo annoying!!!!

Do I have to behave now????

No, actually I was just wondering if I have a say in this. It just seem like the Great and Powerful Raz lays this on you. I'm just afraid I will turn respectable.

You respectable? Never? You will always be scum in my eyes if that makes you feel any better!

You don't need a password to enter, just click on the link and it won't restrict you.

Ooohhh, Edna. I KNEW you wuv me. Thanks for the support, it makes me feel so better.

Now, when shall I enter the great and sacred temple of the JC? And how? Shall I stride in like the (evil) king of the boards? Or sneaky like a Sith? Do some lurking first.

And it begins.

While the rest of us can only begin to guess what lies inside the festering underbelly of the JC...

Sorry, the secret oath of the JC can not be revealed to anyone.

It's a very secretive organisation. If I was in it, I wouldn't even know. Hey! Perhaps I AM in it!

Maybe, I guess we'll never know....

Wow! The power!

Where?

Well, I had to work an april fool in there somewhere...I tried 3 times on Tommy yesterday and he didn't bite.

Explanation please?????

Secret oath? There's a secret oath? Uh-Oh.

Yeah, that's the one where you promise to send all you money and worldly prosessions to Raz...

He can have everything except my SW stuff.

What I meant, RC, was that what I posted before about smelling something rotten was an april fool.

Guess I'm a fool then.

Send everything???? Good, that means I won't have to pay anything, not even postage.

Oh, I am sooooo confused now!

See! Nothing's changed really. If you want Chaos-lessons, you can sign up.

No point in that! He wouldnt understand them! He'd just sit in the corner looking totally baffled!

OK Witchie Poo, ya wanna fight about it.

Yeah ok then! Its not like you would actually win!

Oh, but that's exactly what it would be like.

BWAAAAGGGHHHHAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAA

In your dreams maybe!

Hey, I already lived MY dfream thanks.

Well you couldnt win if you et turned into a frog could you! Now stop making me angry or I might just do it!

As long as frogs dream.

My frogs only have nightmares!

Does you magic work on the undead?

Oh yes! Most definitely! There is no escape!

But I'm already the product of Magic.....

But you are the product of Dims magic! That doesn not make you impervious to mine!

MAN!!! You are SOME witch, I WUV you.

And I feel sorry for RC: early 30's and already lived his dream. All he can do now is sit out the ride.

You Wuv me? Why what did I do that was so impressive?

What DIDN'T you do is a better question.

Well, what can I say. Trust me when I say I don't need to be felt sorry for.

You may not need it, but it might help.

Well I dont feel sorry for you!

Of course you don't. You're a witch. I on the other hand have to show some responsibilty now that I have been elevated to the prestigious JC. And I stress: SHOW!

OH please! Don't get so over excited queeqer. And Edna, I accept you lack of sorrow with pleasure!

Overexcited? Moi? You disappoint me, RC. I was sure you'd know better.

ACtually, I doubt you ever get overexcited....

To reply to your comment a page and a half back, RC...who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him ? Hehehe. Just had to work that one in there.

Well, I know I'm a fool....

But a handsome fool....

Self knowledge is the first step to wisdom. You still have a long, long way to go, RC, but at least you're underway.

(NOTE FOR GUNDY: insert "first step - larger universe" quote here)

*blushes*
Gundy, you're embarrassing me. But thanks. You should see the ones I didn't post up, that might change you mind.

*MENTAL NOTE: Order 2 dozen roses for Gundy!*

Only 2 dozen. You'll have to do better than that.

How many do girls like?

(gets out notebook)

Depends. Gundy is used to my amounts. They come in godzilla sized boxes and cover the entire neighbourhood with flowers when opened. Leave a lasting impression, I say.

Right!

(Scribbles...)

Now for a witch this might be a tricky one though. *reads his copy of Macbeth* Can't see them liking flowers now, they like vermin though. Perhaps you should try a bat, frog or worm.

I MUST ask Zereil what Dathomir Witches like...

Sounds like the smart thing to do. She can be a little.... unpredictable.

Probably stems with no flowers.

Sorry if I embarrased you, RC...I can go back to abusing you if you prefer. Please have your request notarized and submitted in triplicate.

Since when did we become bureaucrats?

I'm just covering my behind. You know...JC insurance policies and all.

Oh.... is that what I just burned.

(Studies 40 foot flames) Hmmmmm....I wonder if they have copies....

Well if you insist on buying me presents then you could always buy me something useful like a new saddle for my Rancor!

No, I was sure I got them all.

Oh well, guess I need to stick with what I know then.

Snake skin, bat wing...

Huh? That must be for Edna. Me, I'm just gonna mope around and say that this topic has hit 100.

Can't have all that moping around. This is supposed to be a happy occasion.

Yeah, well woohoo! *being happy*

Always the party pooper!

No, I'm being happy....

Yes and Im so convinced aswell!

Good,

You can use as many emoticons as you please, I'm not convinced either.

Closing...