Hey! Its Shark Week! Well for 5 days anyway...

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Flyattractor
Its the First day of Discov's Channels Shark Week.

A Fun 5 days of Sharky Goodness.

TOTALLY F-ING SHITTED UP BY THE STUPID ADR MELODRAMA!

Shut Up You Stupid Scientists!

I just wanna watch some FREAKING SHARKS!


RRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRGH!

*mutes the TV for the next week*

walshy
Chandler loves shark week

riv6672
Chandler also loves Baywatch.

I can take it or leave it. Best commercial for it ever was Rob Lowe throwing chum while he water ski'd.
Enjoy, Fly!

Nuke Nixon
When is Bear week?

Flyattractor
There are already a couple of Homosexual Channels.

riv6672
Hahaha!!!! laughing

Nuke Nixon
Sick burn brah, I may need a minute.

riv6672
Tonight/tomorrow's sig in honor of shark week.

Flyattractor
....candy gram.....

riv6672
...pizza...

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Flyattractor
....candy gram.....

Reminds me of Blazing Saddles

Flyattractor
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-48XzZFD6oWE/T7HfnuWzOYI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/3Ba975Qvulk/w506-h750/shark-cartoon-216.jpg

Nuke Nixon
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6uqtoCT0A1qzynbio1_400.jpg

Flyattractor
http://www.shaaark.com/shaaarks/shaaark178.jpg

riv6672
Those are great! laughing

Surtur
This movie needs to be watched by shark lovers:

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Yep you saw that right: a shark is fighting a walking tank...while on land.

I swear..Sharknado becomes popular, but this gem just goes mostly unnoticed? For shame.

Flyattractor
we should send Sutur all 5 of the Sharknado movies for his B-Day.

Surtur
I avoid films with Tara Reid in them. I just fear that somehow I'll get some kind of new drug resistant std just by watching her long enough.

Flyattractor
Oh whats one more!?

Flyattractor
http://www.shaaark.com/shaaarks/shaaark183.jpg

Surtur
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Oh whats one more!?

Even I have a limit to the amount of substances I can safely have in my system all at once..

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Surtur
Even I have a limit to the amount of substances I can safely have in my system all at once..

I was talking about the STD's.

Surtur
Originally posted by Flyattractor
I was talking about the STD's.

I know...and it takes medication to treat std's.

Flyattractor
Plenty of Shark Oil. Thats the ticket.

Nuke Nixon
Shark oil is fish cum.

TheOneFirestorm
The Shallows was released so close to Shark week. No doubt intentionally done.

riv6672
I'm not even bothering with the latest Sharknado....no

Flyattractor
I would like to see The Shallows.

Flyattractor
http://www.shaaark.com/shaaarks/shaaark183.jpg

Repeated....cause of Surts and his silly stds..

riv6672
I wouldnt mind seeing The Shallows.

Flyattractor
We could go see it TOOOGEEETHER!!!!!!!


http://www.sovereignindependentuk.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/black_and_white_together.jpg

Flyattractor
http://www.sovereignindependentuk.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/black_and_white_together.jpg


yeah I posted that pic, but on 2nd thought I bet if me & Riv got together.....it would look more like this....


https://www.nabwmt.org/convention06images/NABWMT052.jpg

riv6672
^^^That looks like Key & Peele! laughing out loud

Flyattractor
More like Key & PALE!!!!!!!

eek! eek! eek! eek! eek! eek! eek! eek!

riv6672
Zing! laughing

I'd totes go to the movies wichu Fly!

TheOneFirestorm
I love the late night shark show.

Flyattractor
The guy in the shark suit is the best bit.

Surtur
Anyone remember Street Sharks? They were people turned into sharks that walked around on two legs. One of the sharks was always wearing f*cking rollerblades. Mostly because it was the mid 90's and I think every show was contractually obligated to show rollerblades at least once.

Flyattractor
Yeah. It sucked.

riv6672
I thought i was the only one who didnt like that damn show.

Flyattractor
It suffered from that 90's EXTREMEness and a big whacking case of TMNT Envy.


I was always a Biker Mice from Mars fan muhself...

Surtur
Yeah but the toys for the show were awesome though, I probably still have mine. I know for a fact I still have all my TMNT toys. I have a tank that fires pizza's as a weapon. You see because they liked pizza, you get it?

Flyattractor
Mass majority of my old crap fell victims to Mom's Garage Sale while I was at College". But on the Bright Side My vintage Star Wars and Gi Joe's earned a WHOPPING 20 BUCKS!!!!!!
THANKS MOM!

riv6672
When i joined the Army my mom sold my-wait for it-ten thousand comic books for 50 cents each to one of the shops i'd go to regularly.
They cut her a 5 grand check on the spot.
I had books as valuable as the first 12 issues of Spider-man in there.
She never even gave me a chance to have them shipped to myself.
Never spoke to her again.

True story! yes

Flyattractor
Wow. A Comic book shop that passed a check for 5 grand that was GOOD!


I don't believe it.

riv6672
Oh its true.
Like i said, it caused a complete rift between us.
Never invited her to my wedding or to meet my kids, nada.

Flyattractor
Serves her right. You loved that black ken.

riv6672
Exactly. eek!

Flyattractor
Yes....and I bet all the times she caught you shaving his head had nothing to do with selling him....



NOTHING AT ALL!!!

riv6672
There's a difference 'tween business and pleasure, yo. stick out tongue

Surtur
I mean they love pizza so much they use it as murder tools.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--1GR3lFPF--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/828143844214571046.jpg

Flyattractor
If it aint a Turtle Blimp I aint interested.

http://www.transformerland.com/image/reference_images/51381.jpg

carthage
I feel like some of the programs tbey bad on the show are exaggerated, but when they genuinely get in their for scientific analysis of the sharks the she shows are cool. Sharks are cool animals and one of my best childhood memories is going through the Shark exhibit and seeing them at Sea world in San Diego

riv6672
I saw hot women dressed as mermaids at the aquarium in Boulder.
A great childhood memory.
It happened 5 years ago.

carthage
Did they have big **** and were they covered by seashells like Ariel? Sounds like a good memory. Were they good swimmers?

Flyattractor
I got to see the SPEECIAL on my Fave Shark...SO it is now offical. I am DONE with Shark Week for this year. Bring on SKUNK WEEK!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01779/sharm-shark-white-_1779070c.jpg

TheOneFirestorm
Get the sharks the ultimate handbook at Barnes and Noble. It's of shark week.

I just bought mine which has a open mouth shark on the front and a leaping shark on the back.

riv6672
That sounds cool...smile

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