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Sidious dies on the spot, because he doesn't have any midichlorians, which are essential to life.

Clears. Only Anakin can fulfill the prophecy, and none of these foes are beating the Force.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
Sidious dies on the spot, because he doesn't have any midichlorians, which are essential to life.
Okay smartass, we'll give him just enough to sustain life just like any other average human being in Star Wars.

Originally posted by The Ellimist
Clears. Only Anakin can fulfill the prophecy, and none of these foes are beating the Force.
You should lay off the shrooms.

Thread made my T-Cells drop.

Don't you mean an gauntlet?

Originally posted by Petrus
Don't you mean an gauntlet? How original

Lighten up a bit.

Originally posted by Deronn_solo
Thread made my T-Cells drop.
Might want to get that checked out, could be AIDS. Lay off of KMC for a while.

Originally posted by Kurk
Okay smartass, we'll give him just enough to sustain life just like any other average human being in Star Wars.

Then he uses Midichlorian Manipualtion to multiply the midichlorians in his body to a workable amount, and slaughters most of the gauntlet via superior skill.

Most of it?

Originally posted by NewGuy01
Then he uses Midichlorian Manipualtion to multiply the midichlorians in his body to a workable amount, and slaughters most of the gauntlet via superior skill.

He turns Ezra to the dark side first, though.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
Then he uses Midichlorian Manipualtion to multiply the midichlorians in his body to a workable amount, and slaughters most of the gauntlet via superior skill.
Assume he loses knowledge of that and anything not directly related to combat.

He talks them into committing suicide, via dun moch aka a potentially combat-related skill that doesn't require force knowledge.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
He talks them into committing suicide, via dun moch aka a potentially combat-related skill that doesn't require force knowledge.
It doesn't work against Dooku since he's a master of it.

Originally posted by Kurk
It doesn't work against Dooku since he's a master of it.

Sidious, knowing Dooku's weakness, starts dancing around, twirling his sabers blindly with terrible footwork. Dooku's breaks down into tears.

Oh JKBart, where are you when I need you?

I am protected by blessings of good calcium. Bart has no power here.

Bart, I need a response from you...PLEASE!

How far does Sidious get?

I need a number

Bump. Please.

You are no match for the power of calcium.