A Butt Load

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Genesis-Soldier
As this is the Off Topic Forum I have decided to ask this question and think upon the answers from those who comment (not really expecting this to take off tbh)

Is "eating ass" important in sex?
For you or in general is up to you to decide

Legit question and nothing prude in me asking this

Just interested in your opinions as a diverse group of people

riv6672
In case you DONT want to watch one of the best movie scenes ever created:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3buEelLrjZ4

The short answer is NO.
....
But yes.
smile

Genesis-Soldier
Nice

I believe in eating all bits but I don't kiss after ass to mouth as in the video just posted

Nuke Nixon
Basically anything to do with the butt in sex is just icky and wrong and potentially unhealthy. It's where diseases go to screw each other and make more interesting and unusual diseases. Health class 101, brother.

Flyattractor
Sounds like Nuke is bit ANAL about this subject.....

Nuke Nixon
My advice kids, if you must go spelunking in the chocolate caverns be sure to wrap it up, better safe than sorry. nah mean?

Genesis-Soldier
Good advice and an interesting perspective on the situation.

Surprisingly enough the anus region is actually quite hygienic if your partner maintains standard cleaning efforts

riv6672
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
Nice

I believe in eating all bits but I don't kiss after ass to mouth as in the video just posted
Fair enough, i have the same rule. thumb up

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
Good advice and an interesting perspective on the situation.

Surprisingly enough the anus region is actually quite hygienic if your partner maintains standard cleaning efforts

Nope, I'm a bit of a germophobe, can't hack it, game over man, game over!

jaden101
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/580420321754374144

Genesis-Soldier
Originally posted by jaden101
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/580420321754374144

You need to get out more don't you

riv6672
I need to stay in, its too damn hot outside.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
Good advice and an interesting perspective on the situation.

Surprisingly enough the anus region is actually quite hygienic if your partner maintains standard cleaning efforts


Not even if you clean it out with a fire hose spraying industrial strength disinfectant


I don't like Shit on muh dick.

Genesis-Soldier
Well obviously you don't go in if your partner is bursting at the seams

riv6672
^^^laughing

I Googled. "Butt load". Not nearly as porny as i expected...

https://historyundusted.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/a-buttload-of-wine-english-units-an-english-measure-of-capacity-for-liquids-containing-126-wine-gallons-which-is-one-half-tun-equivalent-to-the-pipe.jpg

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
Well obviously you don't go in if your partner is bursting at the seams

I 've gotten with a few of the Medical Persuasion and this topic has came up, and according to them ....IT AINT NEVER TOTALLY UNLOADED!

riv6672
It'll be totally loaded when I'M done. evil face

Flyattractor
Now thats really shooting your LOAD off!

riv6672
I...aim to please. evil face

Genesis-Soldier
Oh dear god

rudester
As a gay male eating ass is a preference rather then a necessity. Some gay bottoms have butt lips and that turns me off, especially if your an older gent. Depends on the person really. Also they have to be clean down there..lol

Jmanghan
I will never do that to my girlfriend, even if she gave me the best sex in the world and threatened to leave me afterwards.

riv6672
^^^Selfish.

Darth Truculent
This fetish is one of the nastiest in the history of mankind. Not only can you get an STD from it, but also diseases that shut down vital organs. Ugh . . . even I wouldn't do this.

Genesis-Soldier
There are nastier fetishes... I can prove that

Darth Truculent

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by rudester
As a gay male ...

Was there ever a time where you wouldn't have typed that? Just curious.

Genesis-Soldier
I honestly believe it is a rudimentary need is any prolonged sexual relation but it's up to the pair of you to determine what your kinks are

Genesis-Soldier
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Was there ever a time where you wouldn't have typed that? Just curious.

WAS THERE EVER A TIME YOU WERNT AWESOME !?

riv6672
This isnt a fetish, its a sexual act, like filletio or cunnilingus.

As for STDs...life is an STD, and its proven 100% fatal. stick out tongue

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
WAS THERE EVER A TIME YOU WERNT AWESOME !?

I'm not awesome. I'm terribly ordinary.

Flyattractor
I am just Terribly Ornery!!!!

Nuke Nixon
You at least have character, it's a twisted one but it's better than ordinary.

None of you would even notice me in real life, invisibility isn't a superpower.

Flyattractor
With you i would think if you were truley INVISIBLE , well lets just say I am sure we would have lots more Locker Room Pics posted in here.....

Nuke Nixon
Yeah being able to just appear in front of someone is quite useful when I worked as a process server.

Genesis-Soldier
analingiis is the term if memory serves me correctly

Nuke Nixon
Even the word to describe it sounds nasty.

riv6672
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
analingiis is the term if memory serves me correctly
My memory is from a wild night with a girl named Audrey...yes

Nuke Nixon
Audrey, one could paint pictures in the mind with such a name as that.

Kharhmah
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier

Is "eating ass" important in sex?

I dont see the fascination at all, personally. With that or anything butt related actually.
Find it all a bit squicky tbh.

riv6672
I love butts. They dont even have to be big, i cannot lie.

Genesis-Soldier
You other brothers can't deny

Genesis-Soldier
Originally posted by Kharhmah
I dont see the fascination at all, personally. With that or anything butt related actually.
Find it all a bit squicky tbh.

All a matter of preference it would seem

riv6672
Yeah, its like women and penises.

Genesis-Soldier
I like eating ass and that is my opinion smile

riv6672
In the heat of the moment, i have been known to.

Flyattractor
P prefer to stay away from that area when its hot and humid myself....

Darth Truculent
My ex loved it when I would come home from a good concert cause my adrenaline was amped up. We would do some pretty wild things, but never munching on the ass. She liked the fetishes we liked doing, but never that.

Nuke Nixon
Not to go too far off track but...

I've been looking at a few concert videos and I notice this thing called the Wall of Death, like a mosh pit only way more aggro...

Anyone like doing that sort of slamdancing?

riv6672
Originally posted by Darth Truculent
My ex loved it when I would come home from a good concert cause my adrenaline was amped up. We would do some pretty wild things, but never munching on the ass. She liked the fetishes we liked doing, but never that.
Ass to mouth. Its not a fetish, darn it!

Unless maybe, you're wearing these while you do it:
http://www.jillrussofoster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/groucho-marx-glasses-b.jpg

Genesis-Soldier
I thought the glasses were a must ^ 😂

riv6672
No one can resist those eyebrows....!

Genesis-Soldier
Once you put on those glasses... Anything is possible

riv6672
Except picking my nose. sad

Butt seriously...eek!

Genesis-Soldier
Oh god, the puns

Flyattractor
Oh my god. He has a PUN!

Nuke Nixon
There is no end to the butt puns, this is not something I can get behind, just bums me out.

riv6672
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
Oh god, the puns
My bad. I feel like such an ass. sad

Genesis-Soldier
I am living where this is going so far 😂

riv6672
^^^We dont do anything half ass here.

Darth Truculent
Nice play on words riv6672!

riv6672
^^^ thumb up

riv6672
Heh

http://m.imgur.com/lXRna9s?r

Flyattractor
A butt with a wide load is ok, but I aint to fond of butts with full loads.

Nuke Nixon
Catching or pitching?

Flyattractor
Better a pitcher then the catcher

riv6672
Depends on the game, IMHO.

Flyattractor
What gets pitched outta there I don't wanna catch.

riv6672
-rimshot-

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by riv6672
-rimshot-

Those are fun too

riv6672
Chika chika!

Nuke Nixon
Reminds me of Oh Yeah by Yello

Genesis-Soldier
Well obviously you would clean yourselves out before the intercourse... Unless you are in to the "full package" deal

riv6672
What is...the full package? huh

Genesis-Soldier
... Exactly what it sounds like

riv6672
I'm not signing for that package!!! eek!

Flyattractor
No Sloppy McStanky for Riv?

riv6672
In a perfect world, no. wink

Genesis-Soldier
of course not riv of course not

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Better a pitcher then the catcher

Naw, the pitcher just gets a tighter glove, the catcher gets the real experience

riv6672
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
of course not riv of course not
What have you heard?!? Its (mostly) all lies!

Yamcha
It depends on team composition, it's actually best to pick last to practice "filling" when you're in quick play to train for competitive. For example, maybe you enjoy playing the ass eater, but if someone has already picked the ass eater and you have to play the vanilla role because it better suits the team and balances it out, this will also give you practice with that role if you need to switch in the future depending on the next partner you encounters strength and weaknesses, you can't have a full team of ass eaters because if your partners team counter picks you to hell, then you won't have much of a chance to eat any ass because you'll be constantly sent back to the spawn point. Also you have to practice communication, it sounds like a simple thing but you'd be amazed at how many people lack this, for example, if you're all trying to eat ass at the payload but your partner sneaks past the choke point, then they're just gonna backdoor you when you could have easily just said "Okay, maybe we shouldn't be eating ass right now." when it wasn't the right time for ass eating.

tldr; You've gotta become a jack of all trades depending on the scenario at hand. If you're stubborn and continue to try and eat ass when your opponent is made to defend against ass eating, you'll be consumed by the dragon itself.

tl;dr; tldr; RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU!!!!

Nuke Nixon
https://i.imgsafe.org/53941c1c66.jpg

Genesis-Soldier
Yamcha seems to be an ass eating God

We must respect his words of wisdom

riv6672
I dont even have butt pun for this, jeez! eek!

Flyattractor
OH I am sure you could poop something out...

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
ass eating God

Worst. deity. ever.

riv6672
You think he's...shitty?

Flyattractor
He got the brown nose to know.

Genesis-Soldier
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Worst. deity. ever.


that is a matter of opinion

riv6672
Opinions are like ass holes!!!! eek!

Yes! I got the pun!!!!

Flyattractor
I bet taht would make a great movie quote!

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
that is a matter of opinion

That kind of opinion leads to a crapocalypse.

Darth Truculent
I will never understand someone eating an ass. It's very weird, but then again in college me and my ex I did some pretty bizarre acts. They were fun.

riv6672
I'f rather eat ass than eat a lobster...sick

Withsensibility
Originally posted by riv6672
In case you DONT want to watch one of the best movie scenes ever created:

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The short answer is NO.
....
But yes.
smile class

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by riv6672
I'f rather eat ass than eat a lobster...sick

I wonder who first looked at that ocean cockroach and thought "I bet that's some good eating." ?

Darth Truculent
Good question Nuke.

https://youtu.be/h5jz8xdpR0M

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Darth Truculent
me and my ex I did some pretty bizarre acts. They were fun.

Just out of idle curiosity... how bizarre?

riv6672
^^^I remember that song!

Nuke Nixon
And now it's playing in my brain.

Flyattractor
Complete with an echo.

riv6672
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Complete with an echo.
Originally posted by Flyattractor
echo.
Originally posted by Flyattractor
echo.

Genesis-Soldier
I honestly don't see the downs of ass eating- if your partner(s) have a sense of hygene then the "problem" is you

I used quotes on problem cause its not really a problem but rather a personal choice

Flyattractor
Originally posted by riv6672

Is there an echo in here or did Riv just take his fingers out of his ears again?

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
I honestly don't see the downs of ass eating- if your partner(s) have a sense of hygene then the "problem" is you

I used quotes on problem cause its not really a problem but rather a personal choice

What if you are so good at it you cause your partner to have an Accidental Discharge to to over pleasuring?

Genesis-Soldier
not sure. most of my partners that I have intensly eaten ass with haven't had anything to discharge out. and that's because of actual anal sex taking place before hand

riv6672
^^^-high five-
Hell yeah!

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Darth Truculent
then again in college me and my ex I did some pretty bizarre acts.

Nah that's pretty tame actually, in comparison to the whole weirdness spectrum.

rudester
I ate some guys ass today. He was happy..put a smile on his face. Serviced his ass and coc head and owned it. Honestly tho it was boring! I was like dude its not that great stop screaming. Shut the f up!!!

Flyattractor
You a potty mouth.

riv6672
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Nah that's pretty tame actually, in comparison to the whole weirdness spectrum.
I like it tame, Its not a bad thing. No pain, for example. I once had a girl ask me to punch her in the face. huh

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by rudester
I ate some guys ass today.

See it's statements like this that tighten up the sphincters of your typical middle American mundane, some things... not everything... but just a few things should stay in the realm of imagination.

Genesis-Soldier
Originally posted by riv6672
^^^-high five-
Hell yeah!

*hi fives riv*

Genesis-Soldier
Originally posted by rudester
I ate some guys ass today. He was happy..put a smile on his face. Serviced his ass and coc head and owned it. Honestly tho it was boring! I was like dude its not that great stop screaming. Shut the f up!!!

nice man smile

yeah the loud moans and screams are kind of an annoyance

riv6672
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
*hi fives riv*
MY EYE!!! confused

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
yeah the loud moans and screams are kind of an annoyance

Screams?


https://media.giphy.com/media/iD57AuIXFbFao/giphy.gif

riv6672
Would you believe...high pitched squeals?

Flyattractor
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p2chk60s1qjwois.gif

riv6672
^^^I saw the guy that played Squiggy in a movie yesterday!

Nuke Nixon
Lenny and Squiggy, the original Beavis and Butthead

Flyattractor
Originally posted by riv6672
^^^I saw the guy that played Squiggy in a movie yesterday!


I laughed my nuke off at the Principal Squiggy bit in Scary Movie...

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Lenny and Squiggy, the original Beavis and Butthead

http://celebrityimages.org/thumbs/0005581/0005581_11.jpeg


....Are you sure?

Nuke Nixon
Not the look, the attitude.

Flyattractor
Sure Lenny is pretty tall but Sqiggy aint.

Nuke Nixon
Hence the attitude, 2 dopey weirdos think they're cooler than they really are.

riv6672
Story of my life, that last part! yes

Flyattractor
I never though I was cool. A Freak , outcast,and Weirdo sure, but never COOL!

Surtur
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Hence the attitude, 2 dopey weirdos think they're cooler than they really are.

Nah dude, it's usually athletic d-bag jocks that actually refer to themselves as "cool".

They didn't get the memo that cool kids don't actually have to say they are cool.

Flyattractor
Surt was the Smoking in the Locker Room type of Cool.

Nuke Nixon
OK so Lenny and Butthead are both clueless stoners (although Lenny may not have lit one up) that think the ladies will give it up for them, and Beavis and Squiggy are hyper spazzoids.

riv6672
http://img11.deviantart.net/195b/i/2013/217/0/9/best_friends__forever_together_by_evillana-d6gq8ve.jpg

Nuke Nixon
Just out of pure idle curiosity I asked the GF what she thought of licking the bungie, she said "You want to?" with a little more enthusiasm than I'm comfortable with.

riv6672
^^^HELL yes!!! laughing

Flyattractor
Notice which way she was EXCITED to try.......

Nuke Nixon
There was no implied direction in that statement, you are far too eager to read dirty between the lines.

riv6672
Its what we do!

Genesis-Soldier
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Screams?


https://media.giphy.com/media/iD57AuIXFbFao/giphy.gif

it is all consensual

Nuke Nixon
I will admit this much, I got right there... had a good long look and nope, not going to happen.

riv6672
LOL!!!

How looong a look?

Nuke Nixon
Long enough that I imagined a trip to the hospital and having to explain why my tongue has turned foul.

Flyattractor
Just keep repeating to yourself that is just Brown Cherry flavor....

Nuke Nixon
That would last all of 2 seconds when that hit your taste buds and all manner of chaos and insanity dropped down on you like a tidal wave.

Flyattractor
Hey. Once you go down, You gotta taste brown.

Nuke Nixon
https://media.giphy.com/media/rOJvPDsG3StAk/giphy.gif

Darth Truculent

Flyattractor
Did you play Pokemon go NEKKID!?

Nuke Nixon
Sex in public... not really enjoyable.

1) Chance of getting arrested.
2) Performance anxiety.

Flyattractor
I can't stand the jealous looks.

riv6672
^^^hahaha!!! thumb up

But no, not doing the sex outside thing.

Darth Truculent
I have to admit Nuke, it was awkward. But sometimes it was pretty hot. She was the one who suggested we try it and we did a few times. But most of the time, she liked a bit . . . messy.

Nuke Nixon
Well I'll tell you this much, you have a chick out in public and she whips out the girls for all the world to see... everybody is happy.

Same situation but this time a guy unzips and lets the boys out... that's a free stay in jail overnight.

Double standards? Double standards.

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