If you had to vote for any SW character for US president...

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Kurk
Who would you choose?

Preferably someone with political experience and good leadership.

I'd vote for either Dooku or Pre-Vizsla.

|King Joker|

Syndicate
Padme's a bleeding heart liberal that doesn't understand the realities of war.

Mon Mothma or Bail Organa.

The Ellimist
The Daughter.

But without entities, (legends) Luke. He's fairly liberal, obviously altruistic, wise and incredibly smart. Crucially, with his strength in the Force nobody would dare attack us.

Ignoring Force abilities, probably legends Leia.

Kurk
Not bad, not bad...unless she's a hardcore pacifist like the Duchess of Mandalore

cs_zoltan
Bane

carthage
Bane because he probably would be assassinated and die

The Ellimist
He'd invade Iraq again thinking the oil fields are nexuses.

SunRazer
laughing out loud

Emperordmb
Originally posted by The Ellimist
The Daughter.

But without entities, (legends) Luke. He's fairly liberal, obviously altruistic, wise and incredibly smart. Crucially, with his strength in the Force nobody would dare attack us.

Ignoring Force abilities, probably legends Leia.

|King Joker|

cs_zoltan
Hardly the same. Padme is hot, while the other two look like Kurk's ass after being pounded by Dooku.

|King Joker|
EWWW LMFAO

DarthAnt66
Palpatine.

Jmanghan
Originally posted by Kurk
Who would you choose?

Preferably someone with political experience and good leadership.

I'd vote for either Dooku or Pre-Vizsla.


...Because the sith ideals are good for any country.

Nephthys
Not Revan, Ant?

Leia.

The Ellimist
Though I think the Islamic theocracies would be especially scared of a Leia or Satele presidency...

|King Joker|

Kurk
Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Hardly the same. Padme is hot, while the other two look like Kurk's ass after being pounded by Dooku. https://cdn.meme.am/instances/63774839.jpg

Kurk
Originally posted by Jmanghan
...Because the sith ideals are good for any country. But Dooku has good intentions; he's not like palpatine.

Nephthys
The Outlander would be pretty good.

Originally posted by Kurk
But Dooku has good intentions; he's not like palpatine.

Pretty sure Dooku is pro-genocide, child murder and a bunch of ****ed up shit. Not to mention allying with monsters and self-interested businesses.

The Ellimist
"I am beyond Left or Right. Turns out I'm the Smuggler."

cs_zoltan
Originally posted by Kurk
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/63774839.jpg

That's what you said to Dooku.

The Ellimist
Originally posted by cs_zoltan
That's what you said to Dooku.

It didn't work.

MS Warehouse
Originally posted by Kurk
Who would you choose?

Preferably someone with political experience and good leadership.

I'd vote for either Dooku or Pre-Vizsla.

Palpatine obviously. He oversaw a ruthless yet efficient empire. Plus I'm white so I don't think I'd get any trouble from the storm troopers.

If I was a braindead socialist or even far left though, I'd vote for Valkorion. That way I could sit on my ass 24/7 and his "empire" would pay me money.

Kurk
Am I the only KMC user who you believe has sexual relations with their favorite character?

cs_zoltan
Nah. Beni is a 10/10 pedophile wanking furiously to Ahsoka. Just to name one.

The Ellimist
Originally posted by Kurk
Am I the only KMC user who you believe has sexual relations with their favorite character?

Carthage and Bane probably create all sorts of nexuses together.

Kurk
Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Nah. Beni is a 10/10 pedophile wanking furiously to Ahsoka. Just to name one. what about joker?

Nephthys
Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Nah. Beni is a 10/10 pedophile wanking furiously to Ahsoka. Just to name one.

Thats Ephebophilia.

cs_zoltan
Well there are a lot.

I don't give Joker shit cause I like him #nohomo

The rest of you can go die in a cesspool.

cs_zoltan
Originally posted by Nephthys
Thats Ephebophilia.

Sorry, I'm not an expert. Should've asked Bart first.

The Ellimist
He'd not be the ideal president, but Anakin could put our tech forward by like millennia.

EmperorSidious2

Emperordmb
Yeah Dooku committed ****ing genocide lol. I'd take Trump over him any day of the week.

Kurk
Originally posted by Emperordmb
Yeah Dooku committed ****ing genocide lol. I'd take Trump over him any day of the week. If he didn't do that would you still consider him? I mean he was an honest jedi at one point and a pretty good one too. You're born to be a psychopath; dark side doesn't make you one.

The Ellimist
Dooku made some idiotic blunders; he couldn't figure out Anakin was gonna replace him, lmao. Also he's a racist xenophobe.

I honestly think Luke's the best option. With his strength in the Force he could probably just fix the economy by meditating.

Kurk
Pre-Vizsla? He would return Mandalore to its warrior roots; like Sparta smile

Deronn_solo
Thrawn, without question.

Kurk
Prince Xizor?

Darth Abonis
I pick Lando Calrissian

relentless1
Palpatine...tough but fair....

Fated Xtasy
Mon Mothma seems like a good candidate for POTUS

Bail would be VEEP

Leia would be SoS

Ackbar and Luke arw runner ups tbh

Besides that.

Kenobi given his Negotiator title as POTUS

Satine as FLOTUS shes already a hippie

Jinn as VEEP

and Mace as Secretary tbh

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Originally posted by Deronn_solo
Thrawn, without question.

Total Warrior
I want Thrawn for Italy. You can have Tarkin though

MythLord
Max Rebo.

Kurk
Jabba the Hutt, why not?

Kurk
See, Dooku has good intentions and is a fair leader smile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2S_S2Qikdk

Beniboybling
Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Nah. Beni is a 10/10 pedophile wanking furiously to Ahsoka. Just to name one. I'm gay you fish. On topic, Leia has my vote. smile

cs_zoltan
Originally posted by Beniboybling
I'm gay you fish. On topic, Leia has my vote. smile

So is Joker. Nice try tho fuggot.




...Wait a minute. I'm the only straight person from the swtor forum?

Beniboybling
Nah Sel

...maybe. smile

DarthAnt66
Originally posted by Beniboybling
I'm gay you fish.
Are you actually?

|King Joker|
Sometimes I wonder if the LGBT+ outnumber the heteros. mmm

NewGuy01
Here? It's possible.

Beniboybling
Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Are you actually? Yeeeesss.

Beniboybling
Originally posted by |King Joker|
Sometimes I wonder if the LGBT+ outnumber the heteros. mmm Originally posted by Beniboybling
Yeeeesss.

|King Joker|
I love queers smile

cs_zoltan
Originally posted by Beniboybling
Nah Sel

As if she doesn't have dirty thoughts about Ti and Meetra.

DarthAnt66
Originally posted by Beniboybling
Nah Sel
Eh, she's bi, IIRC.

DarthAnt66
Originally posted by Beniboybling
Yeeeesss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

Beniboybling
lmao

McP
Originally posted by The Ellimist
Dooku made some idiotic blunders; he couldn't figure out Anakin was gonna replace him, lmao. Also he's a racist xenophobe.


That's a pitty, that there was only one Dooku. A few Dookus might be able to remove muslims from Europe. That would be a great choice.

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