uh. . . am I at the right place?

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ToMacco
Good lord. A few changes have been made here I see. What's up with that?

GordonSkywalker
{ I do not know but there have been several...modifications made to the Forums recently.}

ToMacco
I feel like I've wondered back into high school and all the new people are looking at me funny.

GordonSkywalker
It might be a figment of your imagination. Do what I do...ignore them.

yerssot
to answer your original question: no, they closed down

Tex
Yup, I've been making some much needed changes around here cool

GordonSkywalker
Which changes are you responsible for Tex?

yerssot
the taste of his siggies

GordonSkywalker
Very ingenious Tex. I always knew you were destined for great things my Bjork-loving friend.

Gundark
WOO-HOO !!! There's ToMacco !!!!


Hey man ! Sure do miss ya ! I was watching Spongebob last night and all I could think of was you !! So do tell, Luke...how is box hell on the management end ?

finti
he is using the force

yerssot
and forks too wink

finti
maybe

yerssot
just his hands then?

finti
ok

yerssot
hope he found his mouth then

finti
maybe

yerssot
doubt it

finti
not

yerssot
sure?

Ushgarak
Simple, To, we are now a vast multi-national conglomerate that will soon rule the world.

GordonSkywalker
{Yes our plans of conquest are almost in place...heh heh heh..}

yerssot
hmm, lots of people want to do that

Corran
Wow, The return of To.

Bad Boy
Welcome back ya bastard!

GordonSkywalker
Yeah what they said.

Corran
Well put Bad Boy.

GordonSkywalker
Stick around this time! It will be fun!

BackFire349
To! good to see ya buddy. come around more often you ****.

Catch 22
uh. . . am I at the right place?

No, bugger off! laughing

finti
laughing out loud

mechmoggy
Nice to see you again To, there hasn't been nearly enough drinking threads since you left. big grin

yerssot
yeah! alcohol usage has been dropped by a rather disturbing 0.5% messed

Corran
Not bad considering the numbr of new members.

yerssot
they kept the numbers up wink

LaurenE147
Welcome back To! Now everybody who was a regular when I first started is here

yerssot
lance isn't sad

Ushgarak
Or Edna.

ToMacco
Well, Lance is back, kind of.

You bastards are funny. I missed all of you.

My job is still a whore. On Wednesday, I picked up a 50 lb. cart over my head and smashed it on the ground. The damn thing shattered. It was a $140 cart. My bosses were not happy. But I didn't get fired or anything.

Other than that, I'm still the same old me. Drinking beers, watching baseball games. I'm in a volleyball league, of all things. We're damn good, too. We're 10-2. The league is at a bar, so after the games we go inside and get all pissed up. It's great.

yerssot
open a new drinking thread then wink

ToMacco
Oh, I'm sure I will.

So, no one has been drinking since I left? That is disapointing. But, now that I'm back, everyone is going to have to step it up a bit. Including you, yers.

yerssot
*points to himself*
*best Han impression*
me?

ToMacco
*walks up to yers* (best Lando impression)
*fakes a punch, then hugs yers*

How you doin' you old pirate? So good to see you! I never thought I'd see you again!

yerssot
hmmm, you seem too friendly stick out tongue

ToMacco
*Homer's voice*

Whatever. I'll be at Moe's.

yerssot
*moe's voice*
hey, a call for mister Exual
Homos? anyone?
I'm searching for a Homos Exual!

ToMacco
*barney*

Don't look at me!

yerssot
One day I'll find you and use your guts to paint my house bloodred!

mah
ah, hi To

yerssot
you mean ohio?

mah
no, minnesota

yerssot
why is everyone ignoring mississipi?

LaurenE147
Is that suppsed to be a crack at me?

GordonSkywalker
I have invited the guys out for drinks on a regular basis but they have refused to share in my good fortune.

Dim
yep..don't hear much about Mississippi.

Member.
beer

finti
well if you read John Grisham you do

yerssot
from me? I wouldn't dare!

ToMacco
Gordon, I'll drink with you.

finti
alter wine?

Corran
That's completely out of character for you to offer to drink To, are you feeling OK?

yerssot
he's sick

GordonSkywalker
At least he is a real man to accept my offer.

GordonSkywalker
Come along ToMacco let us leave these 'boys' behind.......

yerssot
bubye smile

GordonSkywalker
Oh yes I am in the right place after all! cool

mechmoggy
Cuckoo. roll eyes (sarcastic)

yerssot
you've turned into an original swiss clock after all your drinking escapades, mech?

GordonSkywalker
The Green One is trying to mock me Yerss. I would not pay him any mind as usual. He thinks he is in the right place to do so.

yerssot
then mock him back gordon!
or buy him a drink

GordonSkywalker
Tried...he won't take one. How odd....

yerssot
then buy me one big grin

mechmoggy
Woah, woah, woah! Hold the phone....

I never ever, under any circumstances, refuse free alcohol.

Its against my beliefs. wink

GordonSkywalker
However you did when I offered one to you my very green friend.

yerssot
he must have been drunk wink

mechmoggy
Well I like them to be opened and handed to me. stick out tongue

yerssot
picky picky roll eyes (sarcastic)

GordonSkywalker
We shall now test the Green One by offering him free drinks. All he is required to do is lend me the jacket off his back.

yerssot
*waits*

mechmoggy
I'm not wearing a jacket GS, will my socks do?

yerssot
do they smell bad?

mechmoggy
They're my church socks......very holy. roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin

yerssot
they have that church smell then?

GordonSkywalker
He is utilising a play on words by saying his socks are holy. He is really hinting they are holey as in full of holes. Right? Or do you not think on that level Mech?

mechmoggy
That was the joke, yes. roll eyes (sarcastic)

GordonSkywalker
See we all have abilities we should not dismiss out of hand. Make of that what you will. Care for a drink?

mechmoggy
I quite fancy a swift half a stout, Mackesons if you've got any. big grin

GordonSkywalker
Of course! Here...have a sip.

mechmoggy
Ta. big grin

Good for pregnant women is Stout. Well so my nan always says anyway, but I think todays doctors advise to steer clear of alcohol during pregnancy.

GordonSkywalker
Good thing you aren't pregnant then.

Corran
Am I in the right place? confused

LaurenE147
Um, alcohol consumption during pregnancy causes birth defects in the baby. Sometimes it kills them.

Corran
My father drank when my mother was pregnant, is that the same?

finti
thats the way it is supposed to be

Corran
Excellent.

finti
indeed, guys party, girls carry

Corran
Seems a little unfair, mmmm actually no seems good to me. big grin

finti
who said life is fair?

Corran
Life is like a fair, it's all just a series of rides and rip-offs.

mechmoggy
laughing out loud

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