Enchantress vs. Starlord: Dance Off

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FrothByte
Ronan has never met Starlord. He comes to Earth to destroy it and it's up to Starlord and Enchantress to distract him while the rest of the heroes are stuck in traffic.


Who pulls off the better dance moves between Starlord and Enchantress? Who's more capable of distracting Ronan?

TheVaultDweller
Starlord had better moves, but Enchantress has boobs, so this is a toss up IMO.

Edit: Which version of Enchantress though? Shiny Goddess or Dirty Hobo?

KingD19
Shiny Goddess had a serious hip roll.

FrothByte
Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Starlord had better moves, but Enchantress has boobs, so this is a toss up IMO.

Edit: Which version of Enchantress though? Shiny Goddess or Dirty Hobo?

I was thinking shiny goddess since she was the one dancing. Did dirty lingerie hobo have dance scenes?

KingD19
Her fighting style seemed fairly acrobatic/dance inspired when she was fighting the entire Squad at once.

BruceSkywalker
Starlord should be able to hypnotize her with his dance moves lol

KingD19
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Starlord should be able to hypnotize her with his dance moves lol

Nah. He'd be memorized by her sexiness. He'd probably try not to move too much to hide his fear boner.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by KingD19
Nah. He'd be memorized by her sexiness. He'd probably try not to move too much to hide his fear boner.

well thats true lol..... but then again Quill might not go for the ladies haha

KingD19
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
well thats true lol..... but then again Quill might not go for the ladies haha

What do you mean? He's a notorious womanizer.

He almost f*cked Gamora. The only reason he didn't was because she knew just how much of a man whore he was.

In the tie-in cartoon he's dated Super Giant from the Black Order and a pink tentacle chick as well. And even made his dads AI fall for him. He even pointed out how if he had a black light, the interior of the Milano would look like a Jackson Pollock painting. At this point Quill is one of the biggest players in the milky way galaxy.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by KingD19
What do you mean? He's a notorious womanizer.

He almost f*cked Gamora. The only reason he didn't was because she knew just how much of a man whore he was.

In the tie-in cartoon he's dated Super Giant from the Black Order and a pink tentacle chick as well. And even made his dads AI fall for him. He even pointed out how if he had a black light, the interior of the Milano would look like a Jackson Pollock painting. At this point Quill is one of the biggest players in the milky way galaxy.

lmao.. im just having fun here....

certainly quill prolly won't be able to withstand her dance moves

FrothByte
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
lmao.. im just having fun here....

certainly quill prolly won't be able to withstand her dance moves

Nah, as much as a womanizer Starlord is, I do believe his ego is bigger. He will not allow himself to lose a dance off.

steverules_2
You'll have to excuse Bruce, he wants to butt **** Chris Pratt and constantly has to hide his boner in movie theatres when watching his films, he's banned from all Californian theatres

Robtard
Starlord would seduce and bed her; then not remember her name. /screenfeats

relentless1
Enchantress is hot...she wins....

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by FrothByte
Nah, as much as a womanizer Starlord is, I do believe his ego is bigger. He will not allow himself to lose a dance off.


ya know that is entirely possible

Originally posted by steverules_2
You'll have to excuse Bruce, he wants to butt **** Chris Pratt and constantly has to hide his boner in movie theatres when watching his films, he's banned from all Californian theatres


don't you mean just the ones in England lmao

TheLordofMurder
Originally posted by relentless1
Enchantress is hot...she wins....

thumb up

A nice looking woman who can move her hips>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Starlord, and not even close...

Enchantress wins...

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