Californian to Texan translation guide

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riv6672
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Having lived in Texas i can vouch for the validity of at least that part of it.

Nuke Nixon
I wonder if California will become it's own country when it slides off the continental shelf and becomes an island.

riv6672
It might, depending on whether or not it completely falls apart/what support the government puts towards it.

Flyattractor
What is funny is how all the Lefty Califunnies have gotten every thing they wanted in California and make it ultra sucky so they move to someplace that is their LITERAL Opposite in mind set and then go about trying to turn it into another California....


LIBERALS ARE TARDS!!!!!!!!

Ax3l
oddly enough a Texans #1 concern is Californian infiltration. When living in Texas, I heard a lot of people complain about all those "Hollywood types"

Scribble
Austin, though

Flyattractor
The need to get Austin to run around and dish out some Stone Cold Stunners on some Left Coasties.

Unoriginal
I moved from California to Texas. I'd say this is sorta accurate

riv6672
Originally posted by Ax3l
oddly enough a Texans #1 concern is Californian infiltration. When living in Texas, I heard a lot of people complain about all those "Hollywood types"
I did too.
I really liked Texas, though. I had a lot of fun there.

Flyattractor
I have nearly been killed in Texas several times so yes. It is a very fun place.

riv6672
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Fairly decent point, but i'll take California beaches FTW, Alex!

jaden101
That'd be California with the highest GDP of any US state that if it was a country would be in the G7?

riv6672
What language you talkin' there, hippie? wink

riv6672
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I like the first one best.

riv6672
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Its2016
Californians vote left wing parties to let in immigrants. Naturally turn the state shitty. Move to Texas and Colorado to do the same thing.

Hank Hill outta sort them out.

riv6672
Nicely put, troll. thumb up

riv6672
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Flyattractor
Originally posted by Its2016
Californians vote left wing parties to let in immigrants. Naturally turn the state shitty. Move to Texas and Colorado to do the same thing.

Hank Hill outta sort them out.

That aint the case anymore. Texas is now full of all the Blue Staters that went full on rat from a sinking ship mode from places like Califunny, and they still vote in for all the crap that turned places Califunny "shitty".

riv6672
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Its2016
Originally posted by Flyattractor
That aint the case anymore. Texas is now full of all the Blue Staters that went full on rat from a sinking ship mode from places like Califunny, and they still vote in for all the crap that turned places Califunny "shitty". i hear austin is full of lefties. Austin is also shit as ****. But its the fault of based rich white folk with little to no involvement of the cities.

riv6672
You hear a lot of things.
By your use of "your" in other threads it doesnt even seem like you live in the US, though.
Its one reason i find you entertaining.
I mean, you're obviously a troll, but but you're funny in a "talking shit with no personal experience" way, like old time naturalists who wrote about places they'd never visited.

And if you're a sock? You're hands down the best one i've ever seen to have kept it up all month. thumb up

riv6672
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Its2016
Originally posted by riv6672
You hear a lot of things.
By your use of "your" in other threads it doesnt even seem like you live in the US, though.
Its one reason i find you entertaining.
I mean, you're obviously a troll, but but you're funny in a "talking shit with no personal experience" way, like old time naturalists who wrote about places they'd never visited.

And if you're a sock? You're hands down the best one i've ever seen to have kept it up all month. thumb up thanks bruh.

Time-Immemorial
The best troll on forum is Rivlaughing out loud

riv6672
Originally posted by Its2016
thanks bruh.
No sweat.
Like i said, you're entertaining. If you werent, i'd put you on ignore like all the other losers here.
I wonder, are you gonna change your shtick after the election?

Its2016
Ill be very upset if trump loses.

riv6672
Prepare to be upset.

riv6672
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riv6672
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riv6672
If only California and Texas shared an actual border...!

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riv6672
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riv6672
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