The greatest cucks in SW

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JKBart
The greatest cucks . I had a thread for different kinds of failures; mental failures (Anakin), failures in their lifegoals (Agen), failures in life despite giving all they got (Maul) etc.

Now this is the thread for the ultimate cucks in Star Wars. Place your lists or random mentions.


1. Count Dooku - his death says it all.

2. Darth Wyyrlok III - first a slave to Krayt, then a complete failure in trying to get rid of his master. Failed in everything after killing Krayt.

3. Darth Venamis.

4. Luke Skywalker - Canon only. His reaction to Snoke uprising and Kylo's treachery was the ultimate form of cuckold.

5. Darth Sion - look at his pathetic relation to Kreia. True cuck.

6. Qordis - no words needed.

7. Llokay and Yevra - neither.

8. Ben Skywalker - by early LotF only. Later on he surpassed his limitations.

9. Kenth Hamner - as a Grand Master he failed and went full cuck for Daala.

10. Galen Marek - absolute cuck until the moment of enlightenment, where he became quite the opposite though.

UCanShootMyNova
As much as I hate to say it Dooku takes the cake for his death scene. JUST TELL ANAKIN HE'S A SITH LORD!!!

chingchangwalla
Galen

FreshestSlice
Nah, Sion's the biggest cuck in the mythos. Killed himself after his oneitis over some ***** Revan didn't notice.

Ursumeles
Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
As much as I hate to say it Dooku takes the cake for his death scene. JUST TELL ANAKIN HE'S A SITH LORD!!!

Azronger
Dooku's death was perfect. Great scene, great character. No need to nitpick.

Ursumeles
Yeah, it was nice, but no: "Uhm...Anakin. The Chancellor is a Sith Lord."

Azronger
He was too shocked. That happens irl, too.

UCanShootMyNova
Lame.

Ursumeles
Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
Lame.
Dooku is still great, tho.

UCanShootMyNova
He is, yeah.

chingchangwalla
Well Dooku was meant to beg for his life in that scene but Christopher Lee said it was not like Dooku to do that. Would you rather have him beg?

Ursumeles
No. Just saying: "Palpatine is the Sith Lord. Now you can end my life."

UCanShootMyNova
thumb up

chingchangwalla
Yeah I would've loved "Anakin don't do this, I can help you take him down, Palptine is the Dark Lord"
KILL HIM ANAKIN!
Dead.

UCanShootMyNova
Christopher Lee was the greatest actor in the history of film as of yet.

chingchangwalla
^ yes

UCanShootMyNova
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9468-QKRoCg

relentless1
wtf is a cuck

quanchi112
Originally posted by relentless1
wtf is a cuck Darth Thor in his day to day life. Pm him.

Beniboybling
Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
As much as I hate to say it Dooku takes the cake for his death scene. JUST TELL ANAKIN HE'S A SITH LORD!!! Because Anakin would totally believe him. mmm

Ursumeles
Annie would maybe tell Yoda, Windu and co., and Yoda maybe wouldn't leave Corusant then.

UCanShootMyNova
Originally posted by Beniboybling
Because Anakin would totally believe him. mmm

He may or may not. It's better to take the chance then just silently waiting for death.

chingchangwalla
Windu realises Yoda's worthlessness and kills him, establishing him superiority. Mace lets Sheev builds up the Empire, and then solos everyone for fun

cs_zoltan
Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
He may or may not. It's better to take the chance then just silently waiting for death.

Doubt he even cared to live anymore. He got both his hand chopped off, his life work was a joke, and the most powerful person in the galaxy didn't want him alive any longer.

I would've just accepted my death as well.

UCanShootMyNova
Lame.

JKBart
Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Doubt he even cared to live anymore. He got both his hand chopped off, his life work was a joke, and the most powerful person in the galaxy didn't want him alive any longer.

I would've just accepted my death as well.

u would accept ur death in the position of any SW character ranging from Bail Organa to Palpatine

cs_zoltan
Originally posted by JKBart
u would accept ur death in the position of any SW character ranging from Bail Organa to Palpatine

Nah, not in Bail's place, he should've resisted.

Jmanghan
Originally posted by JKBart
The greatest cucks . I had a thread for different kinds of failures; mental failures (Anakin), failures in their lifegoals (Agen), failures in life despite giving all they got (Maul) etc.

Now this is the thread for the ultimate cucks in Star Wars. Place your lists or random mentions.


1. Count Dooku - his death says it all.

2. Darth Wyyrlok III - first a slave to Krayt, then a complete failure in trying to get rid of his master. Failed in everything after killing Krayt.

3. Darth Venamis.

4. Luke Skywalker - Canon only. His reaction to Snoke uprising and Kylo's treachery was the ultimate form of cuckold.

5. Darth Sion - look at his pathetic relation to Kreia. True cuck.

6. Qordis - no words needed.

7. Llokay and Yevra - neither.

8. Ben Skywalker - by early LotF only. Later on he surpassed his limitations.

9. Kenth Hamner - as a Grand Master he failed and went full cuck for Daala.

10. Galen Marek - absolute cuck until the moment of enlightenment, where he became quite the opposite though.


...I hope you know what cuck means...

Ursumeles
Originally posted by JKBart

9. Kenth Hamner - as a Grand Master he failed and went full cuck for Daala.

sad mad

Zenwolf
Originally posted by Jmanghan
...I hope you know what cuck means...

Apparently not, so this thread makes 0 sense.

JKBart
let's admit that, Kenth totally cuck'd with Daala


the list is the proof of that imo smile

Ursumeles
Originally posted by JKBart
let's admit that, Kenth totally cuck'd with Daala
He also laid down Kani Asari, tho sad

JKBart
we dunno if Kani Asari was hot tho

Ursumeles
She was young, and Hamner was like 50-60, or so.

Petrus
Luke in TFA.

JKBart
yeah he's the biggest cuck of them all

Petrus
Like, by far.

quanchi112
Dooku's death is so cuckesque I am disgusted by him as a fictional character.

TenebrousWay
Rebels Maul is showing some cuck tendencies.

quanchi112
Originally posted by TenebrousWay
Rebels Maul is showing some cuck tendencies. Such as ?

Kurk
I think Dooku would have rather seen the Sith prosper than the jedi.

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