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As a new canidate for president, i would like to say that, yes, the killer robots do have on off swithches, that are controlled by a power source 15 miles underground.
I have a new promise also. I promise that as president, i will build a stable wormhole, used to go to the other side of the universe. We could stablize a worm hole by filling it with useless matter. (aka, our trash). See, im a great president. But do not forget, i didnt spend 4 years in evil medical school to be called "president". As "president", i'll change my title to "Presidoctor." Hmm, does it sound....evil?

Nice try. Close but no cigar.

Well, Borgie I must say you certainly have some twisted ideas. You truly belong with us here among the clouds.

There's a special spot for you in the Tavern. Drinks are on me as usual in the weekend.

Ahem, queeq-darling, your weekends and your workweeks seem to be running together. The last time I mentioned weekend on a Thursday, you hit me over the head with it.

But Gundark, queeq have no sense of time and that does wonders to my paycheck

To queeq everyday is a weekend!

My weekends are every day... until someone reminds me it isn't. Drinks are on Gundy now!

(Gundark studies her Visa bill) Ahem, drinks are on finti.

As long as it isn't me, does it really matter?

Since I tend the bar, drinks are one the one with the dumbest looking picture on visa card

Well, in that case...

I don't have my pic on my Visa card. That leaves me out.

I have a picture of the planet Earth...

That's so unfair...I just have mountains..like I don't see those every stinking day.

But I'm sure they're very nice mountains.

Are they snow covered?

I think they may be.... But with green fields and blue skys too.....

That is "skies" not "skys", RC. (I've been peeking in Raz's dictionary). Hehehe.

I guess, hey, I may have been born here by that doesn't mean I understand the language...