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I don't mind em, I liked em. /Shrug

Originally posted by Zenwolf
I don't mind em, I liked em. /Shrug

That's you're a very special person who appreciates disappointment, Zenwolf.

Originally posted by Ziggystardust
That's you're a very special person who appreciates disappointment, Zenwolf.

Except I wasn't disappointed? Movie tastes vary to every person.

Originally posted by Zenwolf
Except I wasn't disappointed?

And that's because you're a very special person, who finds a silver lining in mediocracy.

By themselves, they're shit. However, I do very much enjoy most scenes when viewed in the context of Legends. And given that it's basically impossible for me to ignore Legends, yes, I do enjoy watching them.

Originally posted by Ziggystardust
And that's because you're a very special person, who finds a silver lining in mediocracy.

Medicore to you perhaps, not to me, I found them enjoyable.

TPM is quaint, AotC is bearable, RotS is very enjoyable, actually.

More enjoyable than TFA in any decade.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
More enjoyable than TFA in any decade.

Is it because they cast a black actor?

Originally posted by Ziggystardust
Is it because they cast a black actor?


Finn was actually the best part of the film (aside from the final scene with Luke).

TPM was atrocious, Attack of the Clones watchable. RotS was one of the funnest movies I've ever watched, tbh.

Better than TFA for sure. I usually watch them to jerk off to Padme

i actually liked tpm because of padme who was a female role model and showed that women can do things like politics which are basically no nos in are patriarch society. aotc ruined it by making padme a prop and into a bimbo who stayed with a maniac who throwed abuse at her thus legitimizing it in are society. rots sidelined her completely it was a discgrace but it had decent action.

TPM was alright. AotC was meh. RotS was solid.

Originally posted by aalyasecura95
i actually liked tpm because of padme who was a female role model and showed that women can do things like politics which are basically no nos in are patriarch society. aotc ruined it by making padme a prop and into a bimbo who stayed with a maniac who throwed abuse at her thus legitimizing it in are society. rots sidelined her completely it was a discgrace but it had decent action. I mean she was still a senator in AotC and RotS, wasn't she?

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Finn was actually the best part of the film (aside from the final scene with Luke).
Hamell acted the shit out of just doing nothing.

the first two movies arent so bad and ROTS is the best out of the whole bunch; OT included

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Hamell acted the shit out of just doing nothing.

You surprised? It's Mark Hamill!

Rots is still the best Star Wars film to date.

Agree with Beni, Deronn, Syndi - TPM was not a good movie, AOTC wasn't either but it had better highs and lower lows. ROTS is the most entertaining and re-watchable SW film for me.

Trocity riding under the Quan wave.

Originally posted by Zenwolf
You surprised? It's Mark Hamill!
*Hamillton

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
*Hamillton

Nah it's just Hamill.

Worst to Best:
TPM
TFA
AotC
RotS
RotJ
ESB
ANH

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Hamell acted the shit out of just doing nothing.

Originally posted by Kurk
Worst to Best:
TPM
TFA
AotC
RotS
RotJ
ESB
ANH Horrible list.

The only one I really dislike is TPM. AOTC and ROTS are fun... Not good, but fun little Journey's.

TPM is just... SOOOOO BORING!

Originally posted by Zenwolf
Nah it's just Hamill.
Not according to random woman five.
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Originally posted by Kurk
Worst to Best:
TPM
TFA
AotC
RotS
RotJ
ESB
ANH

worst to best:

A New Hope
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
The Force Awakens
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith

The best is still TESB.

"You were right about one thing master, the negotiations were short -Smiles-"

Well he was, I mean the moment they got there, boom went their shuttle.

Originally posted by Zenwolf
Well he was, I mean the moment they got there, boom went their shuttle. That scene was ****ing hilarious though, and that look Qui-Gon gave him. xD

It's almost as if movies are subjective in entertainment value..

Originally posted by quanchi112
Your list sucks. The movie's you like at the top of your list are not very rewatchable.
Not an argument.

Originally posted by relentless1
worst to best:

A New Hope
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
The Force Awakens
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith

Damn, you think A New Hope is the worst SW film?

ESB.
RotJ.
ANH.
RotS.
TFA.
TPM.
AotC.

ROTJ and ANH are sort of tied for me. The beginning of the saga and the end. I like them both for different reasons.

Still think Lucas shoulda gone with Wookiees instead of Ewoks, though.

Originally posted by Trocity
ROTJ and ANH are sort of tied for me. The beginning of the saga and the end. I like them both for different reasons.

Still think Lucas shoulda gone with Wookiees instead of Ewoks, though.
But then I wouldn't be crying at this scene:
14HRo_eTUgg

That death was pretty sad.

TFA shits on Attack of the clones and The Phantom Menace lmao

Originally posted by carthage
TFA shits on Attack of the clones and The Phantom Menace lmao It's damn copycat of ANH and RotJ lmao. Nothing unique about it at all.

Originally posted by Kurk
Not an argument. You can't really argue opinion but I will insult yours. It stinks.

Originally posted by Kurk
It's damn copycat of ANH and RotJ lmao. Nothing unique about it at all. It doesn't need to be unique, just good.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You can't really argue opinion but I will insult yours. It stinks.
You're not giving a reason why

Originally posted by Kurk
You're not giving a reason why The films you support aren't good.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The films you support aren't good. because...

Originally posted by Kurk
because... Low entertainment value.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Low entertainment value. low entertainment value because...

Notice how I wrote a quick little critique and praising of each one in my list.

Originally posted by Kurk
low entertainment value because...

Notice how I wrote a quick little critique and praising of each one in my list. Yes, and I disagree with your opinion on many of your choices.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, and I disagree with your opinion on many of your choices.
Then make your own brief critique and analysis and rebuttal mine.

You keep bragging about how objective you are so this should be easy for you.

Originally posted by Kurk
Then make your own brief critique and analysis and rebuttal mine.

You keep bragging about how objective you are so this should be easy for you. Nah, it's like arguing why red is better than blue. It's opinion based only. Your opinion sucks IMO.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Nah, it's like arguing why red is better than blue. It's opinion based only. Your opinion sucks IMO.
Laziness is a virtue

Originally posted by Kurk
Laziness is a virtue I don't care to argue this. You do. You lose.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I don't care to argue this. You do. You lose.
I lose b/c I give a critique and you're either unwilling or unable to produce one of your own?

Originally posted by Kurk
I lose b/c I give a critique and you're either unwilling or unable to produce one of your own? I do not care to you do. You lose and your opinion still sucks.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I do not care to you do. You lose and your opinion still sucks. I care about the films and you don't. Sounds good to me.

Watching ROTS on LSD was the best movie experience of my life tbh.

Originally posted by Kurk
I care about the films and you don't. Sounds good to me. Oh I care but I don't care to discuss why I think blue is better than red. You're an idiot. Oh and your opinion still sucks.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Watching ROTS on LSD was the best movie experience of my life tbh.
thanks for sharing.
Originally posted by quanchi112
Oh I care but I don't care to discuss why I think blue is better than red. You're an idiot. Oh and your opinion still sucks.
I'm amazed that film critics exists as an occupation then!

Originally posted by Kurk
thanks for sharing.

I'm amazed that film critics exists as an occupation then! They also get paid for their reviews. You really yearn for my knowledge.

Originally posted by Kurk
thanks for sharing.
You're welcome.

Originally posted by quanchi112
They also get paid for their reviews. You really yearn for my knowledge. Yes, please do share your objective opinion like any good critic would. Clearly it's not like arguing blue is better than red if people do it for a living.

Originally posted by Kurk
Yes, please do share your objective opinion like any good critic would. Clearly it's not like arguing blue is better than red if people do it for a living. Any preferential based opinion is still an opinion. Subjective opinion isn't a fact you dim witted dolt.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Any preferential based opinion is still an opinion. Subjective opinion isn't a fact you dim witted dolt.
You argue by giving a justified opinion and you support it with facts. That's how you debate quanchi.

Originally posted by Kurk
You argue by giving a justified opinion and you support it with facts. That's how you debate quanchi. That is debating an outcome not a preference. The fact I have to tell you the difference is another indicator of the Down's.

Originally posted by quanchi112
That is debating an outcome not a preference. The fact I have to tell you the difference is another indicator of the Down's.
That's not how it works in literature. Everything is subject to interpretation. If you've ever written a critical analysis paper in school you would understand that you provide your personal interpretation and back it up with reasonable evidence. How good you are at getting your point across and persuading the reader determines if it's good or not.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Watching ROTS on LSD was the best movie experience of my life tbh. No one cares.

Originally posted by Kurk
That's not how it works in literature. Everything is subject to interpretation. If you've ever written a critical analysis paper in school you would understand that you provide your personal interpretation and back it up with reasonable evidence. How good you are at getting your point across and persuading the reader determines if it's good or not. Again I simply don't care to persuade you. I personally enjoy when idiots such as yourself champion mediocrity. I don't want to be like you. I don't Es t you to try to imitate me either. You'll definitely try as you did before.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
No one cares.
I didn't know you were some omniscient being who spoke for everyone, and I don't see why your opinion should matter to me.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
I didn't know you were some omniscient being who spoke for everyone, and I don't see why your opinion should matter to me. It shouldn't.

But you cared enough to respond.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
It shouldn't.

But you cared enough to respond.
If we're going by that logic you were lying about not caring about my comment since you responded to begin with.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
If we're going by that logic you were lying about not caring about my comment since you responded to begin with. Touche.

Originally posted by Trocity
Damn, you think A New Hope is the worst SW film?

yea, ever since I was a kid... its just so boring to me...then again the aspects that drew me to the series was everything revolving around the Jedi and the dark side so with the crappy lightsaber duel and Luke just starting on his journey there was nothing there to really hold me.

Originally posted by Trocity
Damn, you think A New Hope is the worst SW film?


That is pretty sad when these youngsters don't appreciate the original classic. And rank a film which just poorly imitates it above the original classic.


Originally posted by Emperordmb
Watching ROTS on LSD was the best movie experience of my life tbh.



I think ROTS was the best big screen experience of my life tbh. But then I only watched the OT on the big screen after I had already seen them a hundred times each.

at least Phantom Menace had a good lightsaber fight and a teacher who can actually move properly without breaking a hip... Im probably older than you are Thor, my opinion is my own who the hell are you to hate on it?

Originally posted by relentless1
at least Phantom Menace had a good lightsaber fight and a teacher who can actually move properly without breaking a hip... Im probably older than you are Thor, my opinion is my own who the hell are you to hate on it?


I didn't say anything about The Phantom Menace, so not sure why you brought that up.

The film which poorly imitates ANH is TFA.

ESB > ROTS > ANH > ROTJ/TFA > TPM > AOTC for me.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
I didn't say anything about The Phantom Menace, so not sure why you brought that up.

The film which poorly imitates ANH is TFA. TFA is by far and away superior to ANH.

Quan. It's a blatant copy.

Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
Quan. It's a blatant copy. ANH was a copy of another film. It's far more entertaining, better action, better acting, better special effects, better characters, etc. TFA is superior imho.

What did ANH copy?

Fair enough. I'll always enjoy ANH more then TFA though due to having scene the general plot you mentioned first in that movie rather then TFA.

Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
What did ANH copy?



ANH didn't "copy" anything. He's just a jealous SW Hater.

Lucas drew on inspiration from many different films and franchises, but in the end made something very Unique and full of Originality and Imagination.

Comparing that to Episode 7 blatantly copying the original film of the same franchise is frankly retarded.

No one walked out of ANH saying that was a blatant copy of so and so.. They did with Episode 7, so this dumb propaganda for ANH began by the Lucas haters.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
ANH didn't "copy" anything. He's just a jealous SW Hater.

Lucas drew on inspiration from many different films and franchises, but in the end made something very Unique and full of Originality and Imagination.

Comparing that to Episode 7 blatantly copying the original film of the same franchise is frankly retarded.

No one walked out of ANH saying that was a blatant copy of so and so.. They did with Episode 7, so this dumb propaganda for ANH began by the Lucas haters. It has been documented. You weren't even aware of this and are still in denial. It was heavily copied. The difference is TFA is by far a more entertaining film than ANH. Most people have never seen the other film, dummy. That doesn't change reality just because you're upset Lucas plagiarized another man's work.

Originally posted by Beniboybling
ESB > ROTS > ANH > ROTJ/TFA > TPM > AOTC for me.

Exactly the way I have them

Might get blasted for this, but I found TPM much less boring than AOTC. The initial scenes were entertaining. We get to see a young Kenobi and his master for the first time, we get to see Jedi escaping from battle droids and hiding underwater. The pod racing was awesome, and the whole relationship between Anakin and Jinn developing was sort of interesting. Then, they go straight to battle in Naboo, where there were actually three different epic battles going on: Maul, starfighters, and the palace take-back. I don't know why ppl say it was boring, it was actually pretty action-packed.

Tattooine was just so boring in TPM, they were there forever, it stunk up the whole movie for me. The podrace was alright, but I was never as big a fan of it as most other people. Jar Jar also puts a major damper on things. AOTC wasn't all that great, especially with the cringy Anakin/Padme scenes, but Jango was awesome, Yoda fighting for the first time, the clones, the Geonosis arena, the speeder chase. The only memorable thing about TPM is duel of the fates for me.

ROTS>ESB>ANH=ROTJ>TFA>AOTC>TPM for me.

Rots
Rotj
TFA

I too used to hate ANH and TESB as a youngster. I would feel disappointment when watching Spike TV's SW marathon only to see that either of these two were playing the whole day. Then I matured a bit and learned to appreciate the classics despite them perhaps not having the best fight-scenes and CGI.

If you asked me 5 or so years ago I probably would've said
RotS>RotJ>AotC>TPM>TESB>ANH with TFA taking third or second place.

Originally posted by Petrus
Exactly the way I have them

Might get blasted for this, but I found TPM much less boring than AOTC. The initial scenes were entertaining. We get to see a young Kenobi and his master for the first time, we get to see Jedi escaping from battle droids and hiding underwater. The pod racing was awesome, and the whole relationship between Anakin and Jinn developing was sort of interesting. Then, they go straight to battle in Naboo, where there were actually three different epic battles going on: Maul, starfighters, and the palace take-back. I don't know why ppl say it was boring, it was actually pretty action-packed. TPM is just a better movie than AotC, which was largely a dull and cringy romance between Padme and Anakin, the bitchy relationship between Anakin and Kenobi didn't help either. It has a few good action scenes, and a cool lightsaber fight, but so does TPM, but minus the other stuff. TPM also has a more cohesive plot, whereas AotC was just a messy bridge between Episode I & III.

ESB>ANH>RotJ>RotS>TFA>TPM>AotC

Aotc was definitely the shitttest of the three.

Ziggy's right for once.

Yeah, I'm bored by AOTC tbh. Like Beni said, it's just a messy bridge. It gets better the moment Anakin and Padme arrive in Geonosis, but before that...

Battle scenes are cool. That's the only enjoyable part of the movie.

If we're talking about the lightsaber fights, then I'd still pick every OT skirmish over anything seen from the prequels. Just from a suspension building perspective. But even from the perspective of a choreographer, episode 1 - 3 aren't anything special in the art of combat. There are several fan made lightsaber battles that trump them in this regard, and even on a shoe-string budget.

Ot duels were not impressive. If you like inefficient sloppy movements of a cocky dummy against a burned cripple then the Ot is for you. Get out that handicap sticker lorded Vader it's time to kick your inexperienced sons ass.

Quan will also be disappointed to know that I was the one snoring during into the darkness.

Quan, would you really like TFA if it wasn't Abrams at the helm of it? Because it seems like you don't like anything SW, other than TFA which was directed by the guy who did also the new Trek films which you enjoy.

Originally posted by Ziggystardust
Quan will also be disappointed to know that I was the one snoring during into the darkness. I expected it since you just confirmed your sub par taste in the post above. Take down that evil cripple Luke oh wait it's your shitty father. Maybe killing the emperor will wash away thirty some years of killing people. May the force be with you.

Originally posted by Zenwolf
Quan, would you really like TFA if it wasn't Abrams at the helm of it? Because it seems like you don't like anything SW, other than TFA which was directed by the guy who did also the new Trek films which you enjoy. Rots is my favorite Star Wars film. Did Abrams direct it ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Rots is my favorite Star Wars film. Did Abrams direct it ?

No. But fair enough, I just see you mostly praise TFA and its characters and pretty much not caring about anything else.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Rots
Rotj
TFA Page five of this very thread.

Is the Abrams directed film at the top of the list ? Zen, you have to at least pretend to pay attention.

Originally posted by Zenwolf
No. But fair enough, I just see you mostly praise TFA and its characters and pretty much not caring about anything else. They have superior characters save Maul who is my second favorite at this point. I can like a film Rotj but think the characters in it aren't to my preferences. You do realize this, right ?

Well you don't seem to come across like that in some posts you make. But ok.

Originally posted by Zenwolf
Well you don't seem to come across like that in some posts you make. But ok. Do not let my aggressive posting style fool you. The Ot empire is weak and I'm not going to be shy about reiterating that point again and again. It isn't hatred I'm simply speaking my beliefs which are supported by evidence.

Originally posted by Zenwolf
Well you don't seem to come across like that in some posts you make.


Because he jumped onto NUWars before it even came out like a pillock.

Now he's praising Snoke all the time after Ren was confirmed inferior to Vader.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Because he jumped onto NUWars before it even came out like a pillock.

Now he's praising Snoke all the time after Ren was confirmed inferior to Vader. Kelvin timeline is definitively superior to the Ot era. You backed down so you don't believe otherwise.

I looked forward to Snoke prior to the film. I also prefer Kylo to Vader. I am a trend setter. I the first to get places you usually are the last. It's no surprise Vader is your favorite character. Most people out there like him. Sheep.

the Emperor/Darth Sidious is my absolute favourite character in the mythos...this is probably why I enjoy the PT more, also the focus is on the Jedi and the aspect of the Force and the battle between the Sith and Jedi is what draws me to Star Wars.