Germany: suspected terrorist kills himself in cell

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riv6672
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/13/world/europe/syrian-terror-suspect-germany-suicide.html







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http://www.wsj.com/articles/syrian-refugee-suspected-of-plotting-attack-in-germany-committedsuicide-lawyer-says-1476306793

FinalAnswer
What a loser, I bet all the other jihadists laughed at him as Allah denied him his 72 virgins.

Surtur
Great news.

riv6672
Just wanted to see what you studs thought of this. Seemed like a forum thread.

Surtur
The guy saved the German people some money. Now they don't have to waste any resources on a trial or on housing this person.

riv6672
Well, like they say, a pfennig saved is a pfennig earned.

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Surtur
Great news.

laughing out loud

Surtur
Just curious about these 72 virgins though. Like what kind of virgins? Does it change depending on the tastes of the individual?

For instance, would Muhammeds 72 virgins all be prepubescent females? We know he likes them young.

Thoughts?

riv6672
Originally posted by Surtur
Just curious about these 72 virgins...Thoughts?
None that wouldnt get me banned, no. smile

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Surtur
Just curious about these 72 virgins though. Like what kind of virgins? Does it change depending on the tastes of the individual?

For instance, would Muhammeds 72 virgins all be prepubescent females? We know he likes them young.

Thoughts?

laughing out loud

Its2016
Originally posted by Surtur
Just curious about these 72 virgins though. Like what kind of virgins? Does it change depending on the tastes of the individual?

For instance, would Muhammeds 72 virgins all be prepubescent females? We know he likes them young.

Thoughts? They get to go to a MagicTheGathering tournament.

riv6672
^^^Oh thats ****ed up! laughing out loud

Surtur
Why does Islam hate Magic the Gathering too?!

So the list of things they hate seems to be "Everything not Islam".

Sin I AM
Originally posted by Surtur
Just curious about these 72 virgins though. Like what kind of virgins? Does it change depending on the tastes of the individual?

For instance, would Muhammeds 72 virgins all be prepubescent females? We know he likes them young.

Thoughts?

Misinterpretation

riv6672
Originally posted by Surtur
So the list of things they hate seems to be "Everything not Islam".
Since time immemorial.

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