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Crime in Gotham has never been so low so Bruce kicks back, goes to a gala and gets piss drunk. He bumps into you and before you could apologize he tells you he's batman. He knows you're from the "real" world and says you can have one thing, anything from his cave. What will it be?

Boom Tube? Batcomputer

The hellbat armor? A boom tube? Any of the robins? Alfred?

I gow with Alfred. My place is a mess. And I need someone to MAKE ME SAMMACHIS!

A Motherbox

He's got to have one

^^^The motherbox, of course. That or if I knew Talia would be a sure thing, her digits.

Giant penny.

Does he still have the stuffed dinosur? If so, that.

Scrooge Mcduck's Lucky Dime

Originally posted by Magnificent M
Does he still have the stuffed dinosur? If so, that.
I believe he does; almost chose that one, but i collect pennies.

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Cat Womans ass. i know he has her in his cave and pulls her out when ever he needs her. well i need her too

Does he have money in his cave?

safer than keeping it in a bank in comics universe where banks get robbed 24/7. then freakin superman comes to save the day and you be like yayyy my money is saved and all but naha, superman punch the shit out of someone into the bank, then throws a truck at him making the bank explode. superman saved the day and you are 1 broke modafacka. better keep your paper in a cave

^^^

Originally posted by Dareangel
safer than keeping it in a bank in comics universe where banks get robbed 24/7. then freakin superman comes to save the day and you be like yayyy my money is saved and all but naha, superman punch the shit out of someone into the bank, then throws a truck at him making the bank explode. superman saved the day and you are 1 broke modafacka. better keep your paper in a cave

This had better be made into an actual comic book as soon as possible, it's brilliant.

Batmobile. I'd make a fortune reverse engineering it.

^^^That penny, though.