Khan STID vs MCU Spider-Man

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playa1258
Who wins?

TheVaultDweller
Seriously?

playa1258
**** no.

carthage
Khan uses his Boolean gun and blows his own head off

TheLordofMurder
Originally posted by carthage
Khan uses his Boolean gun and blows his own head off

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Khan dies...

Horribly...


Quanchi cries...

Uncontrollably...


KMC....

Smiles...


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Arachnid1
Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
thumb up

Khan dies...

Horribly...


Quanchi cries...

Uncontrollably...


KMC....

Smiles...


smile Spidermans not a murderer, so Khan wouldn't get killed here.

He would, however, be absolutely humiliated when Spidey gives him a wedgie and makes fun of his hair cut. This would lead him to develop crippling anxiety along with a speech impediment as well as force him to keep to the confines of his house for fear of going out into the world. His days would then be taken up by uncontrollable eating leading to morbid obesity, video games, and arguing on forums under the screen name "quanchi112" leading to only further humiliation. It's a sad life for poor Khan. sad

Impediment
Khan has no chance to win.

BruceSkywalker
great two british people fighting

y'all some serious british haters lmmfao

John Murdoch
Holland-Man catches one of Khan's fists like he caught Bucky's cyber-arm, Khan tries to tank one of Holland-Man's punches, Holland-Man knocks Khan out.

MCU Spidey wins.

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