Old Snake runs the Karate Kid characters gauntlet

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Solid47
Old Snake from MGS4.

VS

1. Johnny Lawrence

2. Chozen

3. Mike Barnes

4. Daniel LaRusso

5. John Kreese

6. Terry Silver

7. Kesuke Miyagi

Round 1: Pure H2H.

Round 2: Snake gets a Colt M4A1 Carbine with Beta C Magazine and the Karate Kid cast gets a Yumi Bow with unlimited arrows.

The fight takes place inside the arena from Hunger Games.

Dexx-Planet86 and h1a8 rejoice.

Dexx-Planet86
snake isnt even olympic leven and cannot even take out a fat ass taekondo practicioner called kyle laughing out loud

cqc sucks and is clunky as ****. cqc cannot contend against raw martial arts like kyokushin, taekondo, bjj, aikido because these styles requires to delvelop your motor coordination to master, many martial artists train since they are child does snake and big pussy train since 4 or 9? no. if you put snake and big pussy against equally skilled maertial artists they would gets absolutely trashed in less than 10 secs

daniel knocks his skull off with a crane kick

if you put snake in karate kid verse they would get their asses wtfpwned by johnny in less than 5 microsecs

come back when snake and big pussy doesnt get their asses handled by kyle, cunnighan and gay vamp laughing out loud

Arachnid1
Snake slaughters. LOL @ that guy^^^

Dexx-Planet86
Originally posted by Arachnid1
Snake slaughters. LOL @ that guy^^^
miyagi is too fast for snake even with a gun

miyagi would just put a arrow to snakes skull before snake could shoot or react

or just catch every bullets from snakes shitty machine gun and throw back at snake 5 times faster(he can)

Silent Master
Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
miyagi is too fast for snake even with a gun

miyagi would just put a arrow to snakes skull before snake could shoot or react

or just catch every bullets from snakes shitty machine gun and throw back at snake 5 times faster(he can)

Why are you so butt-hurt?

Dexx-Planet86
Originally posted by Silent Master
Why are you so butt-hurt?
tzeentch convinced everyone here(http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f85/t537442.html) that snake and big pussy have the most basic and telegraphed moves ever

snake and big pussy got trainwrecked by 4 fodder soldiers

snake got blitzed and wtfpwned by vamp in mgs2

big pussy got one shotted by cunnighan

miyagi steamrolled 2 karate masters who could trash snake and big pussy in 5 secs

Silent Master
Ok, but why are you so butt-hurt?

Dexx-Planet86
Originally posted by Silent Master
Ok, but why are you so butt-hurt?
bring me any scene from this slow ass garbage fight(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHDr8Eq4m9Q) that suggests that snake is superior to daniel or miyagi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maBvSZRUJhU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn41XETdQB4&t=32s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCenGKkj3YQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esfGpLKClow

Silent Master
In order for me to help, you have to tell me what caused your butt-hurt.

Solid47
Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
bring me any scene from this slow ass garbage fight(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHDr8Eq4m9Q) that suggests that snake is superior to daniel or miyagi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maBvSZRUJhU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn41XETdQB4&t=32s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCenGKkj3YQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esfGpLKClow

LOL. Every fight from Karate Kid you posted here is garbage.

Snake solos both round 1 and 2 10/10.

Arachnid1
Originally posted by Silent Master
Why are you so butt-hurt?

Originally posted by Silent Master
Ok, but why are you so butt-hurt?

Originally posted by Silent Master
In order for me to help, you have to tell me what caused your butt-hurt. Fking lmao

The butthurt flows

Khazra Reborn
LOL @ Aikido being real.

Dexx-Planet86
Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
LOL @ Aikido being real.
wat the phuck you want to mean?

Dexx-Planet86
Originally posted by Arachnid1
Fking lmao

The butthurt flows
then why people on reddit said that snake cannot beat a obese taekwondo instructor called kyle rolling on floor laughing

Silent Master
Were you molested by someone named snake, is that where your butt-hurt comes from?


Pun intended.

Khazra Reborn
Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
wat the phuck you want to mean?

What do you think I mean? Aikido is a bullshit "martial art".

Nononono666
Originally posted by Silent Master
Were you molested by someone named snake, is that where your butt-hurt comes from?


Pun intended.

he is actually adressing to the video that snake is extremely slow in comparison to daniel and miyagi dickhead no expression

watch the video snake is ridiculously slow, basic and telegraphed in comparison to miyagi, mcclane and mcdojo students

snake cannot even beat ezio. and ezio would lose to miyagi and stuart no expression

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
What do you think I mean? Aikido is a bullshit "martial art".

real life physics doesn't affect the character. feats and who looks cooler are what matters

Silent Master
Snake wins 10/10

HulkIsHulk
I want to put Dexx on ignore. Could guys tell me how?

Nononono666
Originally posted by Solid47
LOL. Every fight from Karate Kid you posted here is garbage.

Snake solos both round 1 and 2 10/10.

but Tzeentch already said that snake's punches and kicks are the most basic and telegraphed EVER no expression

retusseq already told that ezio is too fast for big boss. and ezio is still a fodder to Mr Miyagi and Dre Parker just look how slow Ezio moves during his fight against the templar army in comparison to Miyagi kicking cobra kai's ass and Dre Parker fighting at the end of the movie

Silent Master
Tzeentch and Retusseq are retarded.

Nononono666
Originally posted by Silent Master
Tzeentch and Retusseq are retarded.

but Reddit said that miyagi would easily dodge snake's bullets and disarm him. your answers are invalid mother****er no expression

watch the vid around 2:53(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teCThkuU1sk)

snake isn't even fast enough to dodge a single bullet. if he was moving at arrow and throwing knive dodging speed he should have moved his head out of bullet's path before the bullet reached him. olga is a shitty shot if he she aimed at the center of mass/head snake should get a bullet to the brain before he could move away

big boss got tagged by a 150fps arrow. the same arrow that miyagi should have catched without effort

if snake and big boss cannot even dodge bullets. miyagi who catches arrows is too fast for non-bullettimers no expression

snake couldn't even tag solidus with machine guns and grenade launchers that shoots grenades at supersonic speeds laughing out loud

snake is unable and couldn't even dodge ocelot's punches in mgs4 while miyagi dodges punches just fine laughing out loud

if he can't even tag a bullettimer nor dodge punches. let alone guy with reflexes fast enough to catch arrows

miyagi twists his nose off them knocks his head off

come back when snake can dodge bullets before reaches him, them he might be able to dodge throwing knives and arrows laughing out loud

Originally posted by Silent Master
In order for me to help, you have to tell me what caused your butt-hurt.

watch the video above snake can't even dodge punches. daniel and miyagi was dodges punches just fine

snake already said that he cannot beat james bond and hollywood action heroes that ignores the law of physics and reality. even people from GameFaqs and his fans said that he cannot take on action movie characters that are scripted to have happy ending

snake is too realistc character to take on miyagi, bond, batman and other hollywood characters

Silent Master
Reddit is full of morons and retards.

Nononono666
Originally posted by Silent Master
Reddit is full of morons and retards.

watch again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teCThkuU1sk (2:53)

snake isn't even fast enough to dodge bullets. a guy who catches 260mph arrows is too fast for snake

Silent Master
Why do you believe retards?

Nononono666
Originally posted by Silent Master
Why do you believe retards?


watch again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teCThkuU1sk (2:53)

snake isn't even fast enough to dodge bullets. a guy who catches 260mph arrows is too fast for snake

no expression

I'm just gonna repeat the same post above as long as you don't prove anything that proves snake wouldn't get his ass kicked by miyagi no expression

Silent Master
I don't care, too busy laughing at you for listening to retards and believing that Miyagi catches 260mp arrows.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Solid47
Old Snake from MGS4.

VS

1. Johnny Lawrence

2. Chozen

3. Mike Barnes

4. Daniel LaRusso

5. John Kreese

6. Terry Silver

7. Kesuke Miyagi

Round 1: Pure H2H.

Round 2: Snake gets a Colt M4A1 Carbine with Beta C Magazine and the Karate Kid cast gets a Yumi Bow with unlimited arrows.

The fight takes place inside the arena from Hunger Games.

Dexx-Planet86 and h1a8 rejoice. Can you stop shitting this place up with bait threads for trolls? Thanks.

Nononono666
Originally posted by NemeBro
Can you stop shitting this place up with bait threads for trolls? Thanks.

Originally posted by Nononono666
watch again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teCThkuU1sk (2:53)

snake isn't even fast enough to dodge bullets. a guy who catches arrows is too fast for snake

the only reason snake survives is because liquid needs him alive to insert the freaking PAL key or destroy the Patriots AI

which makes snake more important than a random moron fodder soldier

if you put snake in Die Hard or Expendables he would get slaughtered by a random extra mook fodder in less than 20 seconds. and this is the type of fodders McClane and Barney Ross takes out in massive numbers

snake is a realistic character. his PIS aura can't save his ass in a one man army hollywood movies

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