The Nicolas Cage Thread

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Patient_Leech
Anything and everything Nicolas Cage can go here.

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The Greatest Actor of All Time.

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Patient_Leech
No one can handle their alcohol like Nicolas Cage... he is a God amongst mere men...

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Patient_Leech
Nicolas Cage shining in all his glory, from Bringing Out The Dead...

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Patient_Leech
Holy Cage...

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and this is actually Nicolas Cage even though it looks like John Travolta...

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StiltmanFTW
Why Golgo, the biggest Cage fan alive, hasn't posted in this thread?

Patient_Leech
Obviously he's not a true Nicolas Cage fan.

AND SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO PRAISE NICOLAS CAGE!!

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Scribble
I did an essay last year where I set out to prove that Cage is the best and most diverse actor of his generation and got 92% on it, so I guess that's pretty conclusive evidence that I was right.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Scribble
I did an essay last year where I set out to prove that Cage is the best and most diverse actor of his generation...

Excellent thesis! eek! Happy Dance


Originally posted by Scribble
...and got 92% on it, so I guess that's pretty conclusive evidence that I was right.

Yup. That's how I interpret that also. Good work. thumb up But you should have gotten a 95% or above.

Patient_Leech
Another brilliant piece of acting by the Cage...

Gone in 60 Seconds

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TethAdamTheRock
Best Nicolas Cage Movie.
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Patient_Leech
Lord of War is awesome. thumb up

I'm proud to say I saw that at the theater when it came out. And watched it again a couple months ago.

TethAdamTheRock
This was pretty decent

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Patient_Leech
"Pretty decent"?

Con Air is the greatest movie of all time!

TethAdamTheRock
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
"Pretty decent"?

Con Air is the greatest movie of all time! thumb up

Scribble
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Excellent thesis! eek! Happy Dance


Yup. That's how I interpret that also. Good work. thumb up But you should have gotten a 95% or above. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e3/39/b3/e339b3d2ad3f671c41de5c8d2b40dad8.jpg

Patient_Leech
Nicolas Einstein Cage

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Zack M
This is the best thread ever. Nic Cage is highly underrated.

StiltmanFTW
Took you a while to get here...

3 random Cage gifs love

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Patient_Leech
^ I just came

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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^ So did Nicolas Cage, as a priest... must be an alter boy with him there. laughing out loud



Ah, found a couple good ones...

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Zack M
That priest one is epic. He was touching a girl's butt, too. lol

Patient_Leech
Yeah, his priest outfit is from Face-Off, right?



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Patient_Leech
Poor Nic Cage... sad

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StiltmanFTW
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Patient_Leech
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Zack M
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Yeah, his priest outfit is from Face-Off, right?



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Yep. Doesn't hold up, IMO. But Con Air is still awesome.

Zack M
The Rock is also awesome, too.

Patient_Leech
Yeah, I watched Face-Off again a few months ago and I didn't think it held up particularly well either.

Con Air is amazing...

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Zack M
There is a Cosmic Cage GIF I saw on Twitter, but I can't find it anywhere else. It's basically the same gif you posted above, just with added shit. lol

Patient_Leech
Find it!

Here, I'll cheer you on...

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kingzcq
These dynamic pictures, really funny! LoL,laughing

StiltmanFTW
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Patient_Leech
^ Please, sir... no. That one disturbs me.. sick confused


This is more like it...

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Patient_Leech
Is this Nicolas Cage reigning supreme in Hell? lol

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Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
This is more like it...

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Does anyone know what movie this is from? Ghost Rider? Wild at Heart?

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Does anyone know what movie this is from? Ghost Rider? Wild at Heart?

Ghost Rider 1, yes.

Patient_Leech
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Patient_Leech
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Kazenji
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Is this Nicolas Cage reigning supreme in Hell? lol

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That one is one of the fake trailers for Grindhouse called 'Werewolf Women of the SS' & Nic Cage is Fu Manchu.

Patient_Leech
^ Oh, shit. Okay, that makes sense. I had forgotten about it.

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nerdyguy
Mona Cage

Patient_Leech
^ thumb up

I'm going to do something unexpected with the Cage today and keep it chill. Regular Cage...

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StiltmanFTW
And I'll post something crazy as I can't help it:

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Patient_Leech
^ Ah, I will see your "crazy" and raise you a somewhat "unhinged maniacal"...

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StiltmanFTW
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Patient_Leech
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Patient_Leech

Patient_Leech
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Patient_Leech
F#CK i HAVEN'T WATCHED A NIC CAGE MOVIE IN A LONG TiME!!

Surtur
I dare you guys to look up how Nic Cage dressed on the set of the ghost rider sequel during the moments he knew he wouldn't be shown and it just be all CGI.

Be warned: you can't unlearn this info. Just google "what nic cage wore on ghost rider set". Again: you can't unlearn this shit. You can't unsee it.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Surtur
I dare you guys to look up how Nic Cage dressed on the set of the ghost rider sequel during the moments he knew he wouldn't be shown and it just be all CGI.

Be warned: you can't unlearn this info. Just google "what nic cage wore on ghost rider set". Again: you can't unlearn this shit. You can't unsee it.

You've got me very curious. Is it work safe?

Surtur
Lol yeah he's not naked or anything. Just...being Nic Cage. Like really really being Nic Cage.

Patient_Leech
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He just painted himself up to look like a skull. I like it. It makes sense from an acting perspective. Trying to look the part for the other actors. It definitely makes him seem more imposing. Nic Cage for the win!!

Honestly, I'll have to give the Ghost Rider sequel another chance some time, but I thought it was practically unwatchable at the time. I think I fell asleep. The first one I like pretty well, though, in all its Nic Cagey glory.

Surtur
Lol no you gotta look into it more. He was adorned with "magic" artifacts he bought. From like Egypt and shit. Pure Cage.

Patient_Leech
Oh, lol... I didn't realize that.

Man, is he so insecure about his acting chops that he has to try to harness some ancient sorcerey to get every edge he can? laughing out loud

Wonder Man
Nicolas Cage fighting ghosts.
Kind of sexual.

riv6672

Patient_Leech
The more Cage the better.

Man, I've been slackin' on my Nic Cage movie watching. I need to get on it...

There was a recent one with Cage and Fishburne, Running With The Devil... I'm curious..

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Patient_Leech
Exhibiting his greatness, I assume. confused

Patient_Leech
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Patient_Leech
Yeah, Bruce Willis is surprising.

I think Cage has done a lot of them because he was broke from some bad real estate dealings.. or something like that.

Surtur
I remember there being controversy cuz Bruce was demanding 3 million for a short appearance in one of the Expendables movies. He ended up not doing it.

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Patient_Leech
Hm... so Bruce is a bit of a prima donna. That's lame.

Fortunately that movie didn't really need him in it. Mel Gibson added a lot.

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Surtur
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Hm... so Bruce is a bit of a prima donna. That's lame.

Fortunately that movie didn't really need him in it. Mel Gibson added a lot.

Which is why I find the direct to dvd stuff weird for him. If he's asking for 3 million for a short appearance in a movie with his buddies...how much is he asking to appear in these direct to dvd movies?

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Surtur
Which is why I find the direct to dvd stuff weird for him. If he's asking for 3 million for a short appearance in a movie with his buddies...how much is he asking to appear in these direct to dvd movies?

Agreed. It is weird. But I'm not sure how many of these direct to DVD films he's done. I don't think he's done nearly as many as Nic Cage.

riv6672
Originally posted by Surtur
Which is why I find the direct to dvd stuff weird for him. If he's asking for 3 million for a short appearance in a movie with his buddies...how much is he asking to appear in these direct to dvd movies?
Maybe he just likes bullying no name directors.

Patient_Leech
Nicolas Cage's birthday is tomorrow. I need to try to pick out a Nic Cage movie to watch for the occasion. thumb up

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Patient_Leech
^ I saw a trailer for that one... haha.. let me know how it is. thumb up thumb down

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Patient_Leech
laughing out loud

I expect nothing less!

Patient_Leech
I might try to watch Snowden tonight to celebrate Nicolas Cage Day. He might not even be in it much, but whatever, I've been meaning to watch it for a long time.

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Patient_Leech
It took me a couple nights to finish Snowden, but yes I liked it a lot. If you've seen Oliver Stone's JFK then it is a must-see as well. Cage has a minor, but important role. I actually wish I hadn't waited this long to watch it.

Good to know about Primal. I will watch it at some point. thumb up


CAGE!

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riv6672

riv6672
In other Nic Cage related news, NATIONAL TREASURE 3 has been green lit...:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/national-treasure-3-gets-the-green-light-to-steal-incre-1841081376

Not sure what level of Cage-Iness we can expect yet.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
In other Nic Cage related news, NATIONAL TREASURE 3 has been green lit...:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/national-treasure-3-gets-the-green-light-to-steal-incre-1841081376

Not sure what level of Cage-Iness we can expect yet.


That's good news!

I enjoyed the first one to some extent. I think I fell asleep during the second one and never finished it, though, heh...

riv6672
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
That's good news!

I enjoyed the first one to some extent. I think I fell asleep during the second one and never finished it, though, heh...
lol, how dare you?

Seriously though, it (part 2) was actually pretty fun, especially Cage dealing w. his parents. It was a sillier Indiana/Henry Jones scenario.

Patient_Leech
Primal is a Nic Cage masterpiece. thumb up

It's his DIE HARD!

riv6672
^^^Only w. better acting! yes

Patient_Leech
Also watched Color Out of Space with Cage. It's okay. Nice premise, and Rage Cage actually sort of fit the premise, but I still think someone with a little more subtlety and nuance would have been better for the role.

It's Annihilation meets The Thing meets Rage Cage.


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Patient_Leech
Yeah, I wanted to like Annihilation a lot more than I did. Sort of the same with this Nic Cage / Lovecraft flick.

riv6672

Patient_Leech
Oh, yeah. I wouldn't call it boring, at least not once it gets going.


Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Only w. better acting! yes

Hey, wait a second. There's nothing wrong with the acting in Die Hard. It's all top-notch! mad

riv6672
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Oh, yeah. I wouldn't call it boring, at least not once it gets going.




Hey, wait a second. There's nothing wrong with the acting in Die Hard. It's all top-notch! mad
Yeah, I was j/k...! laughing

Patient_Leech
Thanks to all the crazy shit going on I almost completely forgot that today is Nicolas Cage's birthday. Happy birthday, Nic Cage!!

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