The Nicolas Cage Thread
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Patient_Leech
Anything and everything Nicolas Cage can go here.
IMDb
The Greatest Actor of All Time.
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Patient_Leech
No one can handle their alcohol like Nicolas Cage... he is a God amongst mere men...
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Patient_Leech
Nicolas Cage shining in all his glory, from Bringing Out The Dead...
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Patient_Leech
Holy Cage...
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and this is actually Nicolas Cage even though it looks like John Travolta...
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StiltmanFTW
Why Golgo, the biggest Cage fan alive, hasn't posted in this thread?
Patient_Leech
Obviously he's not a true Nicolas Cage fan.
AND SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO PRAISE NICOLAS CAGE!!
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Scribble
I did an essay last year where I set out to prove that Cage is the best and most diverse actor of his generation and got 92% on it, so I guess that's pretty conclusive evidence that I was right.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Scribble
I did an essay last year where I set out to prove that Cage is the best and most diverse actor of his generation...
Excellent thesis!
Originally posted by Scribble
...and got 92% on it, so I guess that's pretty conclusive evidence that I was right.
Yup. That's how I interpret that also. Good work.

But you should have gotten a 95% or above.
Patient_Leech
Another brilliant piece of acting by the Cage...
Gone in 60 Seconds
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TethAdamTheRock
Best Nicolas Cage Movie.
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Patient_Leech
Lord of War is awesome.
I'm proud to say I saw that at the theater when it came out. And watched it again a couple months ago.
TethAdamTheRock
This was pretty decent
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Patient_Leech
"Pretty decent"?
Con Air is the greatest movie of all time!
TethAdamTheRock
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
"Pretty decent"?
Con Air is the greatest movie of all time!

Scribble
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Excellent thesis!
Yup. That's how I interpret that also. Good work.

But you should have gotten a 95% or above. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e3/39/b3/e339b3d2ad3f671c41de5c8d2b40dad8.jpg
Patient_Leech
Nicolas Einstein Cage
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Zack M
This is the best thread ever. Nic Cage is highly underrated.
StiltmanFTW
Took you a while to get here...
3 random Cage gifs
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Patient_Leech
^ I just came
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
http://esq.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/06/54d3d4cc8f586_-_tumblr_lo22s0nghu1qzxr43.gif
^ So did Nicolas Cage, as a priest... must be an alter boy with him there.
Ah, found a couple good ones...
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Zack M
That priest one is epic. He was touching a girl's butt, too. lol
Patient_Leech
Yeah, his priest outfit is from Face-Off, right?
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Patient_Leech
Poor Nic Cage...
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StiltmanFTW
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Patient_Leech
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Zack M
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Yeah, his priest outfit is from Face-Off, right?
https://19818-presscdn-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/10d/e3/cage16.gif
Yep. Doesn't hold up, IMO. But Con Air is still awesome.
Zack M
The Rock is also awesome, too.
Patient_Leech
Yeah, I watched Face-Off again a few months ago and I didn't think it held up particularly well either.
Con Air is amazing...
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Zack M
There is a Cosmic Cage GIF I saw on Twitter, but I can't find it anywhere else. It's basically the same gif you posted above, just with added shit. lol
Patient_Leech
Find it!
Here, I'll cheer you on...
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kingzcq
These dynamic pictures, really funny! LoL,

StiltmanFTW
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Patient_Leech
^ Please, sir... no. That one disturbs me..
This is more like it...
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Patient_Leech
Is this Nicolas Cage reigning supreme in Hell? lol
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Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
This is more like it...
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Does anyone know what movie this is from? Ghost Rider? Wild at Heart?
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Does anyone know what movie this is from? Ghost Rider? Wild at Heart?
Ghost Rider 1, yes.
Patient_Leech
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Patient_Leech
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Kazenji
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Is this Nicolas Cage reigning supreme in Hell? lol
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That one is one of the fake trailers for Grindhouse called 'Werewolf Women of the SS' & Nic Cage is Fu Manchu.
Patient_Leech
^ Oh, shit. Okay, that makes sense. I had forgotten about it.
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Patient_Leech
^
I'm going to do something unexpected with the Cage today and keep it chill. Regular Cage...
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StiltmanFTW
And I'll post something crazy as I can't help it:
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Patient_Leech
^ Ah, I will see your "crazy" and raise you a somewhat "unhinged maniacal"...
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StiltmanFTW
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Patient_Leech
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Patient_Leech
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Patient_Leech
F#CK i HAVEN'T WATCHED A NIC CAGE MOVIE IN A LONG TiME!!
Surtur
I dare you guys to look up how Nic Cage dressed on the set of the ghost rider sequel during the moments he knew he wouldn't be shown and it just be all CGI.
Be warned: you can't unlearn this info. Just google "what nic cage wore on ghost rider set". Again: you can't unlearn this shit. You can't unsee it.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Surtur
I dare you guys to look up how Nic Cage dressed on the set of the ghost rider sequel during the moments he knew he wouldn't be shown and it just be all CGI.
Be warned: you can't unlearn this info. Just google "what nic cage wore on ghost rider set". Again: you can't unlearn this shit. You can't unsee it.
You've got me very curious. Is it work safe?
Surtur
Lol yeah he's not naked or anything. Just...being Nic Cage. Like really really being Nic Cage.
Patient_Leech
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He just painted himself up to look like a skull. I like it. It makes sense from an acting perspective. Trying to look the part for the other actors. It definitely makes him seem more imposing. Nic Cage for the win!!
Honestly, I'll have to give the Ghost Rider sequel another chance some time, but I thought it was practically unwatchable at the time. I think I fell asleep. The first one I like pretty well, though, in all its Nic Cagey glory.
Surtur
Lol no you gotta look into it more. He was adorned with "magic" artifacts he bought. From like Egypt and shit. Pure Cage.
Patient_Leech
Oh, lol... I didn't realize that.
Man, is he so insecure about his acting chops that he has to try to harness some ancient sorcerey to get every edge he can?

Wonder Man
Nicolas Cage fighting ghosts.
Kind of sexual.
Patient_Leech
The more Cage the better.
Man, I've been slackin' on my Nic Cage movie watching. I need to get on it...
There was a recent one with Cage and Fishburne, Running With The Devil... I'm curious..
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Patient_Leech
Exhibiting his greatness, I assume.

Patient_Leech
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Patient_Leech
Yeah, Bruce Willis is surprising.
I think Cage has done a lot of them because he was broke from some bad real estate dealings.. or something like that.
Surtur
I remember there being controversy cuz Bruce was demanding 3 million for a short appearance in one of the Expendables movies. He ended up not doing it.
Patient_Leech
Hm... so Bruce is a bit of a prima donna. That's lame.
Fortunately that movie didn't really need him in it. Mel Gibson added a lot.
Surtur
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Hm... so Bruce is a bit of a prima donna. That's lame.
Fortunately that movie didn't really need him in it. Mel Gibson added a lot.
Which is why I find the direct to dvd stuff weird for him. If he's asking for 3 million for a short appearance in a movie with his buddies...how much is he asking to appear in these direct to dvd movies?
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Surtur
Which is why I find the direct to dvd stuff weird for him. If he's asking for 3 million for a short appearance in a movie with his buddies...how much is he asking to appear in these direct to dvd movies?
Agreed. It is weird. But I'm not sure how many of these direct to DVD films he's done. I don't think he's done nearly as many as Nic Cage.
riv6672
Originally posted by Surtur
Which is why I find the direct to dvd stuff weird for him. If he's asking for 3 million for a short appearance in a movie with his buddies...how much is he asking to appear in these direct to dvd movies?
Maybe he just likes bullying no name directors.
Patient_Leech
Nicolas Cage's birthday is tomorrow. I need to try to pick out a Nic Cage movie to watch for the occasion.

Patient_Leech
^ I saw a trailer for that one... haha.. let me know how it is.

Patient_Leech
I expect nothing less!
Patient_Leech
I might try to watch Snowden tonight to celebrate Nicolas Cage Day. He might not even be in it much, but whatever, I've been meaning to watch it for a long time.
Patient_Leech
It took me a couple nights to finish Snowden, but yes I liked it a lot. If you've seen Oliver Stone's JFK then it is a must-see as well. Cage has a minor, but important role. I actually wish I hadn't waited this long to watch it.
Good to know about Primal. I will watch it at some point.
CAGE!
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riv6672
In other Nic Cage related news, NATIONAL TREASURE 3 has been green lit...:
https://io9.gizmodo.com/national-treasure-3-gets-the-green-light-to-steal-incre-1841081376
Not sure what level of Cage-Iness we can expect yet.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
In other Nic Cage related news, NATIONAL TREASURE 3 has been green lit...:
https://io9.gizmodo.com/national-treasure-3-gets-the-green-light-to-steal-incre-1841081376
Not sure what level of Cage-Iness we can expect yet.
That's good news!
I enjoyed the first one to some extent. I think I fell asleep during the second one and never finished it, though, heh...
riv6672
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
That's good news!
I enjoyed the first one to some extent. I think I fell asleep during the second one and never finished it, though, heh...
lol, how dare you?
Seriously though, it (part 2) was actually pretty fun, especially Cage dealing w. his parents. It was a sillier Indiana/Henry Jones scenario.
Patient_Leech
Primal is a Nic Cage masterpiece.
It's his DIE HARD!
riv6672
^^^Only w. better acting!

Patient_Leech
Also watched Color Out of Space with Cage. It's okay. Nice premise, and Rage Cage actually sort of fit the premise, but I still think someone with a little more subtlety and nuance would have been better for the role.
It's Annihilation meets The Thing meets Rage Cage.
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Patient_Leech
Yeah, I wanted to like Annihilation a lot more than I did. Sort of the same with this Nic Cage / Lovecraft flick.
Patient_Leech
Oh, yeah. I wouldn't call it boring, at least not once it gets going.
Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Only w. better acting!
Hey, wait a second. There's nothing wrong with the acting in Die Hard. It's all top-notch!

riv6672
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Oh, yeah. I wouldn't call it boring, at least not once it gets going.
Hey, wait a second. There's nothing wrong with the acting in Die Hard. It's all top-notch!
Yeah, I was j/k...!

Patient_Leech
Thanks to all the crazy shit going on I almost completely forgot that today is Nicolas Cage's birthday. Happy birthday, Nic Cage!!
Patient_Leech
Jiu Jitsu (2020)
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Has anyone seen this? It looks like it might be unintentionally amusing.

riv6672
It was an awful movie. I liked it!
Happy Birthday, Nic Cage!!!
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
It was an awful movie. I liked it!
Sweet. I may have to put it on a very special Watch List...
Originally posted by riv6672
Happy Birthday, Nic Cage!!!
happy birthday? His birthday is in January. (Yes, it's embarrassing that I know that)
Patient_Leech
^ Oh man, that WOULD have been awesome. What a shame!

riv6672
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riv6672
https://www.google.com/amp/s/texasnewstoday.com/nicolas-cage-mistaken-for-a-homeless-man-evicted-from-a-las-vegas-restaurant/474876/%3famp
Nic Cage was barefoot, drunk and mumbly when he was mistaken for a homeless guy and kicked out of a place in Vegas.
The article mentions he was drinking 1980 Macallan whiskey. Homeless ppl in Vegas can obv. afford some decent booze.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
https://www.google.com/amp/s/texasnewstoday.com/nicolas-cage-mistaken-for-a-homeless-man-evicted-from-a-las-vegas-restaurant/474876/%3famp
Nic Cage was barefoot, drunk and mumbly when he was mistaken for a homeless guy and kicked out of a place in Vegas.
The article mentions he was drinking 1980 Macallan whiskey. Homeless ppl in Vegas can obv. afford some decent booze.
Oh shit, poor Nic Cage. sad
riv6672
The price of fame? One sanity pls.

Patient_Leech
Oh yes! Thanks for including that here! My friend actually just told me about it yesterday. It's an interesting title... I think it's referencing a Daniel Day Lewis movie called The Unbearable Lightness of Being. I've never seen it, but I think my mom has raved about it. Have you seen it?
Of course Nicolas Cage would want to play Nicolas Cage. It's his favorite role.
I think it's official now: Nic Cage knows he's Nic Cage.

Kazenji
Noticed Prisoners of the Ghostland is out to buy, Ended up getting a copy.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Kazenji
Noticed Prisoners of the Ghostland is out to buy, Ended up getting a copy.
My friend and I watched that one. It was terrible.
It's embarrassing that a movie in which he gets a testicle blown off that also stars Sophia Boutella is so bad. doh
Kazenji
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
My friend and I watched that one. It was terrible.
It's embarrassing that a movie in which he gets a testicle blown off that also stars Sophia Boutella is so bad. doh
Fair enough...
i might feel different towards it when i watch it myself. Anything is possible
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Did anyone check out the other film Cage did, Jiu Jitsu?...which came out last year.
riv6672
Originally posted by Kazenji
Did anyone check out the other film Cage did, Jiu Jitsu?...which came out last year.
AKA i liked it better than the Mortal Kombat reboot. JJ never took itself too seriously, except for being seriously campy fun throughout.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Kazenji
Did anyone check out the other film Cage did, Jiu Jitsu?...which came out last year.
I heard bad things, so I didn't bother.
Originally posted by riv6672
AKA i liked it better than the Mortal Kombat reboot. JJ never took itself too seriously, except for being seriously campy fun throughout.
But perhaps I should reconsider.. hmm..
Encmpmentdmrlzd
It's official looks like we're getting a new Ghost rider
giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/keanu-reeves-marvel-2.html
Blakemore
overrated actor.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Blakemore
overrated actor.
Blasphemy!! Heretic!!!
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Actually, as long as you don't go that far with his holy grace Willem Dafoe we're cool...
Patient_Leech
Happy belated birthday to Nic Cage. His birthday was Friday, the 7th.
I celebrated today by watching some of National Treasure.
His birthday should be a national holiday because he is a NATIONAL TREASURE!!

Patient_Leech
Nicolas Cage's name change.
I didn't know he got it from Luke Cage...
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Jmanghan
Outside of the classics his recent work his also been great, he was fantastic in Mandy.
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Patient_Leech
Yeah, Mandy is awesome.
Nic Cage's Reddit AMA...
https://www.ign.com/articles/nic-cage-reddit-ama-wholesome-internet-moment
Kazenji
His latest movie 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent' has been getting good ratings from movie sites.
Patient_Leech
^ I'm looking forward to seeing it, though I may have to wait until after its theatrical run.
riv6672
Originally posted by Kazenji
His latest movie 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent' has been getting good ratings from movie sites.
That surprised the hell out of me, tbh.
Patient_Leech
Massive Talent is awesome and should be seen by all Cage fans.

Patient_Leech
^ I do, bot.
riv6672
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riv6672
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riv6672
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riv6672
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riv6672
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Patient_Leech
Happy birthday, Nicholas Cage.
I turned on some Lord of War today in your honor.
riv6672
Nic Cage declares his allegiance; I love him even more now.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/nicolas-cage-will-not-join-pedro-pascal-in-the-mandalorian-i-m-not-in-the-star-wars-family-i-m-in-the-star-trek-family/ar-AA163N38?li=BBnb2gh
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
Nic Cage declares his allegiance; I love him even more now.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/nicolas-cage-will-not-join-pedro-pascal-in-the-mandalorian-i-m-not-in-the-star-wars-family-i-m-in-the-star-trek-family/ar-AA163N38?li=BBnb2gh

riv6672
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Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
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Did Rob see this?
riv6672
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Did Rob see this?
^^^Hell if I know.

Patient_Leech
Happy Nicolas Cage's birthday!!
Just watched Dream Scenario and it was great...
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riv6672
^^^Damn I wanna see this movie!
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Damn I wanna see this movie!
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riv6672
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Patient_Leech
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riv6672
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Patient_Leech
It wasn't perfect, but very entertaining. Nicolas Cage was excellent as always.
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