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Happy Birthday Raz.

*Puts on bikini, feeds Raz grapes and fans him*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL RAZ !!!!!!

Good Lord, did we get a parade ready?

Happy Birthday, big guy!

40 brass bands with the fattest tuba players I could find.

Also, a combination Elvis/Darth Vader impersonator, 16 cases of ToMacco's finest whiskey (which I don't believe he has missed yet) and a giant Twinkie.

happy b-day raz! how old are you? at my school, it's a tradition for some of the guys to give their friends a "birthday beatdown". it's where each guy who knows the birthday person, gives the number of punches according to age. stupid really. ~lol~ ^.~

I'm wearing my fancy new shades just for the ocassion

So your future is that bright, eh Tex ?

I wonder if we could get Raz to jump up and down on the giant Twinkie. It would be so Homer-esque.

Happy Birthday, Raz!

happy bday Razie

Happy birthday oldun.

Happy Birthday!! Have a great big Chocolate cake! (You can change the flavour if ya want!)

Did you just say 'chocolate cake', OK hand me a fork.

we throw you a piece

OK that'll do.

Ya know, Corran....if you had put something like "Happy Birthday Raz" in the subject line, maybe he could find it a little easier.....

And your point is?

He hasn't responded yet.

Oh I see. Maybe he has not been on yet.

He's just moving behind the scenes. You can't see him. Or at least pretend you can't. Humor him.

It's his Birthday, he's proabably too drunk to even log on.

Razaman

Raz spelled backwards is Zar.

He's out on the RAZzle.

Who thinks a toast is in order?

To Raz! *Uncorks the bubbly*

Happy belated B-day, Big Head.

If I was him and it was my b'day, I'd be lashed up by now.

Aww..thanks guys

And for the record I'm 23 today

OOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
!!!!!!!

Surely you mean WWWIIIIISSSSEEEE!!!

Well, maybe...

Old and wise go hand in hand...usually.

See no worries, he found it. 23 my big fat backside.

OK I lied. I'm really 65...

You're lying again. The Excellent Raz Fact File I found at the bookstore says that not only are you not anywhere near 65, but you are 5045 years old.

The Excellent Raz Fact File is quite interesting...

*buries nose in book*

Raz, are you really 10'8"?

Yes he is, but the women are not interesting in the 10', only the 8".

cue ball

23, my arse.

That's almost what I said.

Great minds...

Or fools seldom differ.

I prefer my description, if you don't mind.

Are you suggesting I am not a fool?

no

Is that no I am not a fool?

no

With all those negative answers it must not mean that I am not a fool.

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