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It damn near turned me handsome:

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I have a friend who teaches combatives at the gym i go to; sometimes her wife cant make it and i fill in to spar with students.
Was trying to get a rear naked choke on this one young woman, she fought back and landed an elbow to my face hard enough to make me forget my consciousnessfor a few seconds.
I outweighed her by 125lbs and that made no difference whatsoever.

Proof that the lessons really work!

That sounds familiar. I took Shin Jitsu once a week for 5 years (mostly age 12-17.) I think it kept me skinny.

I've been hit in the nose, not too hard, by like every kind of ball there is.

God bless the woman who hit riv in the face 😊

I coulda taken her i tells ya, best 2 outta 3! boxing

What all martial arts do you know Riv? You a lethal weapon?

Boxing, wrassling, Mexican judo, and combatives.

Combatives are what my friend & her wife adapted into a self defense program for women at the gym. We're level 3 certified which means we can teach.
I just help out occasionally.

Originally posted by riv6672
It damn near turned me handsome:

http://i.imgur.com/eFNEdWJ.jpg

I have a friend who teaches combatives at the gym i go to; sometimes her wife cant make it and i fill in to spar with students.
Was trying to get a rear naked choke on this one young woman, she fought back and landed an elbow to my face hard enough to make me forget my consciousnessfor a few seconds.
I outweighed her by 125lbs and that made no difference whatsoever.

Proof that the lessons really work! I didn't know you studied martial arts.

I studied Karate back in the day and got offered a job to teach, turned it down though.

Turns out my mom ended up going up to the place... Without telling me...
Asked if I could get a job teaching martial arts there, and I honestly really didn't want that to be my job. :/

Its not really martial arts, its the Army's version of MMA. I dont put all that much stock in it. I'd rather just hit you with a brick.

Never bring a brick to a gunfight, grunt.

Hence the Mexican judo.
Judo know if i got a brick, a knife, a gun....
...Judo know WTF i got.

Originally posted by riv6672
Its not really martial arts, its the Army's version of MMA. I dont put all that much stock in it. I'd rather just hit you with a brick.

I heard the Marine class is pretty good, and they have a BJJ class at my base gym I think. I may have to take it up.

Well, I'm in the Air Force so I basically kill things with a joystick anyways. lol Actually, I just forecast weather for people who kill things with a joystick.

In the rear with the gear that is what's best in life, Conan.

Originally posted by socool8520
I heard the Marine class is pretty good, and they have a BJJ class at my base gym I think. I may have to take it up.

Well, I'm in the Air Force so I basically kill things with a joystick anyways. lol Actually, I just forecast weather for people who kill things with a joystick. you should take up the class, its great exercise.
Didnt know you were AF...-salute-

I helped out again today; that one young woman and i were smack tslking each other...it was hilarious!

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Hey now!

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She is so damn hot.

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Him, not so much!

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^^^is that HER???

Yeah she did a lot of nude modeling early in her career. Bless her heart.

Bless that ASS!!!! eek2

It's a good ass. Better be, she's got no boobs to speak of.

I'm a leg & ass man, so i'vd always been ok with that. She so pretty!

Yup

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Who's she making out with?
Why is this not ringing a bell?!?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259822/

I've never heard of/seen that one!

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