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Poll: Palpatine's Penis Possession

Does the great Dark Lord of the Sith possess a penis? There is conflicting evidence on the matter. One one hand we have Palpatine's lustful and lascivious feelings he tends to display:

http://static2.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11120/111205740/5580916-9199713581-1fp8b.gif

On the other hand, a Dark Empire scan suggests otherwise:
http://static3.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11128/111282615/5726270-sidious+brandishing+a+lightsaber.png

So what is the status of Palpatine Possessing a Penis? Vote in the poll and comments below are welcome.

Please vote seriously because this relates to an important issue regarding the scope of Palpatine's power.

He does, that clone just happened not to be fully baked yet.

Originally posted by Galan007
This should help sort out the confusion:

http://i.imgur.com/Qjvbw42.jpg


...You're welcome.

kek

The funny thing here is that he still doesn't need a penis to fvck Valkorion.

Well, we know Palpatine hangs out with his concubines while he isn't focusing on being Emperor:



-Barely Tolerable: Alien Henchmen of the Empire, Part 3

This does not however prove he has a penis, as he gained pleasure from being electrocuted. Normal men would enjoy being stroked, but apparently not Palpatine. Coincidence? I think not.

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https://s9.postimg.org/pczi52v17/sheev_pp.gif

Originally posted by Galan007
This should help sort out the confusion:
https://s9.postimg.org/pczi52v17/sheev_pp.gif Originally posted by Geistalt
Sry; that only makes me feel more confused.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
He does, that clone just happened not to be fully baked yet.

Do you have proof?

It's in the definition of lascivious.

And now I understand why he was so eager to die that time.

No it's not. Palpatine can be lustful and still be a eunuch.

Not sexually. Unless you defer to Sigmund Freud.

Yes, sexuality is in the psyche, not in the genitalia.

We've gotten to the point where the confirmation of Palpatine's penis is a fan-devised theory.

Hooray.

Occam's Razer suggests that the simplest explanation is

based on what we've seen.

This the most retarded shit I've seen in days.

Originally posted by Geistalt
We've gotten to the point where the confirmation of Palpatine's penis is a fan-devised theory.

Hooray.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
This the most retarded shit I've seen in days.
Check out the original thread that was arguing him not having a penis as legitimate evidence for something.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Check out the original thread that was arguing him not having a penis as legitimate evidence for something.

There's a reason I'm on here less and less, nowadays. Too much cancer.

That and it takes a year for debates to reach two posts lawls

I am sensing a great disturbance in the Force and its point of origin - according to google maps - is from the home of The_Tempest.

Ooops

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
There's a reason I'm on here less and less, nowadays. Too much cancer.

That and it takes a year for debates to reach two posts lawls
Still takes less time for such a debate to finish than for Ant's Caedus RT to come out.

any* Caedus RT to come out. Ant isn't the first.

Bump

He doesn't have a penis. Deal with it.

He has a mangina.

https://youtu.be/24MLV7TGWrs?t=19s

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