Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

tips anyone?

What country are you from?

Originally posted by Surtur
What country are you from? principality of sealand

Originally posted by Kurk
principality of sealand

How much will it cost me to become a "Lord" there?

When you do the drive by bit, make sure your window is down

Originally posted by Surtur
How much will it cost me to become a "Lord" there? I paid 200 some dollars for my title of count. Lords are a quarter of it I think.

Originally posted by walshy
When you do the drive by bit, make sure your window is down

Can't take the chance, all that smog and shit drifting from Manchester? F*ck that noise. Not taking chances. Windows closed beyotch.

Originally posted by Kurk
I paid 200 some dollars for my title of count. Lords are a quarter of it I think.

I'd ask what it takes to become a royal, but I feel I haven't quite yet mastered fully having that sense of undeserved accomplishment.

When you go to get your Driver's License Picture taken do it very drunk. That way if you get pulled over after a night out drinking you will look normal.

WORKS FOR ME!

Originally posted by Kurk
tips anyone?
Have soneone take it for you.

an quality thread with quality advice

Just be glad in America we don't have those things that are just a circle that you go around and around in. I heard on a Simpsons episode those are dangerous.

Originally posted by Kurk
an quality thread with quality advice
There are people that make a living taking driving tests (written and road) for others.
Speaks to all the traffic accidents...

https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-06-2015/E5N84F.gif

https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.32562860.9057/flat,800x800,070,f.jpg

But just think of the freedom that will be open to you once you have that prescious little piece of plastic that says FUG UBER I Kin DRIVE LIKE AN MERICAN FUHHHHYEAH!!!!!!!!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1903448/trans-am-o.gif

Originally posted by Scribble
https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.32562860.9057/flat,800x800,070,f.jpg
Is that...Sonic?

Here's a tip, if you're in the USA don't drive on the left side.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Here's a tip, if you're in the USA don't drive on the left side.

Unless there are angry protesters on the left side, zing!

Ha I kid I kid. (Not really though)

And if there are...try to be driving one of these...

http://previews.123rf.com/images/mipan/mipan1002/mipan100200072/6449824-Steamroller-Stock-Photo-steamroller.jpg

https://s13.postimg.org/qqfnjt5dj/0804dp_02_z_10_largest_dump_trucks_liebherr_ti_2.jpg

I am interested to get the tips from here. Please keep me updated. Thanks!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
https://s13.postimg.org/qqfnjt5dj/0804dp_02_z_10_largest_dump_trucks_liebherr_ti_2.jpg
That is MAD huge!

Biggest thing i've ever licensed on is a RTCH...
http://u0v052dm9wl3gxo0y3lx0u44wz.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/LIFT-TRUCK-Kalmar-RT-240-RTCH-12.jpg

I kept a friend company while his daughter took her driving test today; she ACED that shit.
My friend was both proud and sad. His little girl is growing up.

Time to get her a car...

Vespa scooter, better on gas, less parking & smooching

But two less wheels; my friend's nervous enough as is!

https://68.media.tumblr.com/563aa7aeb13ccf50eede37b9c11bd4de/tumblr_ooiaqtP3Wj1w2dlpro1_500.jpg

Teen girl new driver car.

Ooh shiny!

I seriously love Volkswagons, man.

Yeah my sister has an electric neon green VW that will burn your retinas out.

^^^That sounds hella cool.
When i was stationed in Panama i owned one briefly.

Similar to this one, except with black trim

http://members.modernvespa.net/primordialdancer/uploads/violent_green_bug_602.jpg

So shiny...

I wonder if VW owners enjoy the fact that folks are punching each other whenever they drive by. I certainly did!

Slugbug is probably lethal in Germany.

Especially on the autobahn!