Now Leftists hate Beer. God You Guys SUCK!!!!!!

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Flyattractor
Proof that Leftists are just a bunch of Elitist Wine Snorting Un Fun PC NAZIES!!!!

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Seriously You guys and gals need to pull that bug out of your asses.

Bashar Teg
awww baby needs attention

Flyattractor
Awww Bubby has a bug biting his anal track and is bitchy.

Patient_Leech
Lumping all "left" thinking people into this uptight category is like saying all "righties" think that Jesus floated up into the sky and is going to come back to fix the world and rapture his believers.

Surtur
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Lumping all "left" thinking people into this uptight category is like saying all "righties" think that Jesus floated up into the sky and is going to come back to fix the world and rapture his believers.

Or like saying they are all a basket of deplorables.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Surtur
Or like saying they are all a basket of deplorables.

...but don't acknowledge that your butt-bro was the only one committing a sweeping generalization, MP.

Flyattractor
Yes. Hating Beer does make you DEPLORABLE indeed.
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Lumping all "left" thinking people into this uptight category is like saying all "righties" think that Jesus floated up into the sky and is going to come back to fix the world and rapture his believers.

Hey Pat...aint you heard? In Heaven there is no Beer, that's why we drink it here...

Surtur
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
...but don't acknowledge that your butt-bro was the only one committing a sweeping generalization, MP.

Oh, did you require some attention?

Patient_Leech
Divisive politics are stupid.

It's not about Right vs. Left. It's about the Top vs. The Bottom.

Filthy Rich 1% trying to make themselves richer at all cost without giving two shits about the 99% they're supposed to be representing.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Surtur
Oh, did you require some attention?

Where he requires attention I aint touching with a infinitely long pole...

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Divisive politics are stupid.

It's not about Right vs. Left. It's about the Top vs. The Bottom.

Filthy Rich 1% trying to make themselves richer at all cost without giving two shits about the 99% they're supposed to be representing.

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Adam_PoE
Originally posted by Surtur
Or like saying they are all a basket of deplorables.

Some, I assume, are good people.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Some, I assume, are good people.

i see what you did. he won't, tho.

Beniboybling
Beer is the lubricant of the patriarchy.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Some, I assume, are good people.

There you go again...Always ASSUMING!

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i see what you did. he won't, tho.

Oh I saw it to....I just aint going there.....You nasty boys you.

Originally posted by Beniboybling
Beer is the lubricant of the patriarchy.

I swear all 3 of you have your minds in the...I will be polite and say GUTTER.

Surtur
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i see what you did. he won't, tho.

It's what Trump said about some illegals. Dude, I hate to break this to you: you aren't intelligent.

Flyattractor
Oh go ahead and break him. It will be fun to watch.

ArtificialGlory
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Yes. Hating Beer does make you DEPLORABLE indeed.


Hey Pat...aint you heard? In Heaven there is no Beer, that's why we drink it here...
Can you really call it Heaven then?

Flyattractor
Maybe, maybe not, but there is plenty of weed up there so there is that.....That and wine. Jesus got that covered. Hey! Maybe Jebus is a Looney Lefty!? Looney Lefties got no prob with Wine and Weed.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Surtur
It's what Trump said about some illegals. Dude, I hate to break this to you: you aren't intelligent.

...only i wasn't implying anything about my own intelligence...but isn't that just another perfect example of your consistent failure at reading comprehension, MP?

BackFire
I'm not a big fan of beer.

meep-meep
Originally posted by Beniboybling
Beer is the lubricant of the patriarchy.

There is historical precedent and proof of this. Shall I elaborate? I drink beer a lot so I'm unbiased as ****.

Adam Grimes
Please do. Sounds interesting as phuck.

ArtificialGlory
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Maybe, maybe not, but there is plenty of weed up there so there is that.....That and wine. Jesus got that covered. Hey! Maybe Jebus is a Looney Lefty!? Looney Lefties got no prob with Wine and Weed.
Yeah, Jesus was a bit of a commie.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Yeah, Jesus was a bit of a commie.

Actually He wasn't but fuh that noise. We talkin bout how Leftists are a bunch of Elitist Kill Joys.

They can't have fun anymore so no one else should either.

ArtificialGlory
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Actually He wasn't but fuh that noise. We talkin bout how Leftists are a bunch of Elitist Kill Joys.

They can't have fun anymore so no one else should either.
Jesus really hated capitalism and the rich.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Jesus really hated capitalism and the rich.

Yeah no. That is a twist of facts. You need a good Beer or 20.

ArtificialGlory
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Yeah no. That is a twist of facts. You need a good Beer or 20.
The facts are that at the very least Jesus was a hardcore socialist. One of the only few times he got actually angry at someone, it was rich capitalists.

Beniboybling
No, Jesus was a free market conservative. uhuh

Flyattractor
We need to Knock off the Jebus talk before some Anti Religious Mod gets snit picky and moves this to the Religious Forum.




Ohh Wait! I just found another LEFTIST PROGRESSIVE CONSPIRACY!!!!

Surtur
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
...only i wasn't implying anything about my own intelligence...but isn't that just another perfect example of your consistent failure at reading comprehension, MP?

Lol dude, you said "I see what you did, he won't though". Explain to me how you aren't more or less saying I won't be able to understand something that you totally can?

Adam Grimes
Originally posted by Flyattractor
We need to Knock off the Jebus talk before some Anti Religious Mod gets snit picky and moves this to the Religious Forum.




Ohh Wait! I just found another LEFTIST PROGRESSIVE CONSPIRACY!!!! Are you making fun of the alt-right's proneness to believe in stupid conspiracy theories? Lol.

Flyattractor
No. Just you.

Surtur
Originally posted by Flyattractor
We need to Knock off the Jebus talk before some Anti Religious Mod gets snit picky and moves this to the Religious Forum.




Ohh Wait! I just found another LEFTIST PROGRESSIVE CONSPIRACY!!!!

Jesus was a good guy though, deserves our praise. Things I admire about Jesus:

-Not a warlord
-Not a guy who banged little kids
-Used magic to make booze
-Not against us eating some bacon every now and again
-Loved strippers

These are all great qualities for a savior to have.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Surtur
Jesus was a good guy though, deserves our praise. Things I admire about Jesus:

-Not a warlord
-Not a guy who banged little kids
-Used magic to make booze
-Not against us eating some bacon every now and again
-Loved strippers

These are all great qualities for a savior to have.

Good List. A list that most Leftist Progressives couldn't get a majority of.

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