Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/04/25/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/100876844/

That's why Muslims dislike ham.

Originally posted by vansonbee
That's why Muslims dislike ham.
https://img.memesuper.com/dc9c50af4f92acc27bf558f98b4cae23_image-zpswmjk6wrapng-thatll-do-pig-meme_450-254.png

According to Conspiracy Theorists this reads "Russia testing secret weapon that makes animals go berserk"

According to religious propaganda this reads "the possessed swines from the Bible attack ISIS, proof that the Devil sides with the West"

I'll update the thread with more lazy jokes if I find any.

Are you sure the first part was a joke? Because "it's a Russian plot" is something some posters here would legit believe is a possibility.

Well, by design conspiracy theories sound like poor jokes.



... because the Illuminati has been tampering our sense of humor by funding non-fun comedians in order to make it rhyme with their actual mass-control plots!

The Illuminati doesn't exist. Putin used time travel technology to plant seeds of such a group in the past in order to distract conspiracy theorists from focusing on Russia.

You've been awakened.

Originally posted by Bentley
Well, by design conspiracy theories sound like poor jokes.



... because the Illuminati has been tampering our sense of humor by funding non-fun comedians in order to make it rhyme with their actual mass-control plots!
That explains Lisa Lampanelli...