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i nominate stephen seagal for the role of donald trump.

http://i.imgur.com/BQANLcb.jpg

and for director i think the obvious choice is terry gilliam.

Trump should play Trump

Comedy Central is already doing another of their Slander TV show parodies of Trump like they did with Bush so why bother with a film...yeah I know no one watches CC anymore but still...

TIL parody = slander.

thanks as always, fly

You are welcome Bashy.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i nominate stephen seagal for the role of donald trump.

http://i.imgur.com/BQANLcb.jpg

and for director i think the obvious choice is terry gilliam.

That would be an odd movie. He'd quietly talk to himself before punching his own face in ever scene?

I vote for Eddie Izzard in drag to play the role of Hilary.

Originally posted by Surtur
I vote for Eddie Izzard in drag to play the role of Hilary.

Too feminine.

Originally posted by jaden101
Too feminine.

Damn, if only there were some way to reanimate the corpse of Bea Arthur.

Johnny Depp played him once in a skit on funny or die, he could pull it off easy

That would be an odd movie.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Trump should play Trump

Holy shit, there's a screen name I've not seen in ages. How's it going?

If the film's a comedy, Alex Baldwin.

If the film's a serious take like Oliver Stone's "W.", Jeff Bridges could play Trump well, with some aging makeup and orange spray.

Barron Trump.

If its a comedy, who should they get to play Obama?

Maybe Sarah Silverman?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
If its a comedy, who should they get to play Obama?

Maybe Sarah Silverman?

Wanda Sykes.

Awww but I was really looking forward to seeing Sarah wear Black Face....well not all that black more of a light coffee.

Originally posted by Surtur
I vote for Eddie Izzard in drag to play the role of Hilary.

"People are talking about Trump . . . quick, how do I make this about Hillary?"

It's like you can't even help yourself.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
"People are talking about Trump . . . quick, how do I make this about Hillary?"

It's like you can't even help yourself.

Go with the "Thank GOD its TRUMP and NOT HIllary in the role of President" route.

It seems to work best.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
"People are talking about Trump . . . quick, how do I make this about Hillary?"

It's like you can't even help yourself.

Same thing happens when people would talk about Hilary, but let us ignore it cuz reasons

Originally posted by Surtur
Same thing happens when people would talk about Hilary, but let us ignore it cuz reasons

you said "but hillary", now it's time for something else of the "anything but the topic" posts. maybe something about the media.

anyway, there probably would be a role in the film for hillary, so the least you could do is make an honest effort.
i nominate meryl streep both because she could pull it off and because it would hurt trumps's feelings.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
you said "but hillary", now it's time for something else of the "anything but the topic" posts. maybe something about the media.

anyway, there probably would be a role in the film for hillary, so the least you could do is make an honest effort.
i nominate meryl streep both because she could pull it off and because it would hurt trumps's feelings.

Streep is a dumb kunt, so she'd work

Hillary should play Hillary.

Originally posted by Surtur
Streep is a dumb kunt, so she'd work

pretty sure you dont even know why you hate her so passionately besides "trump told me to".

Nah. To scary for the little kids. She would have to be done all CGI. Maybe get the crew from that Shin Godzilla movie. They have the experience with that type of .....character

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
pretty sure you dont even know why you hate her so passionately besides "trump told me to".

No, cuz she gave a standing ovation to Roman Polanski but whined and whined about Trump. Like a dumb kunt. You dig?

Can you explain how a non-kunt does that? Thanks, and have it make actual sense.

rogue one proved that we are not yet capable of pulling off convincing 3d actors in standard live action. tbh i hope we never are.

Some of us have had a strong dislike and hatred for the Old B-itch since we first became aware of her Socialist Nazi-esque ways back in the 90's.

So play another card Bashy.

back when you were what? 5?

not even gonna ask for valid citation since you dont have it and i dont care.

Yes I know its a shock for you to learn that the Political World existed before your Messiah Obama but sadly....It did.

And I have had plenty of CITATIONS in my life Little Mr. or should I say Miss.
I mean you are from Canada aren't you?

Where you legally have to ask WHAT THE FUK are You before saying anything else...

Plus like I said, the whole "gave a standing ovation to a child rapist yet whines about Trump disrespecting others" thing. It kinda sorta removes all credibility from her.

To be fair she wasn't the only Hollywood liberal doing so, which makes it even funnier.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
back when you were what? 5?

not even gonna ask for valid citation since you dont have it and i dont care.

Oh you Care! You are a bleeding Heart Liberal Bashy...so that means....YOU CARE!!!!!!

#TriggeredbyTopic

*reported for using a gun metaphor*

are you being sarcastic or are you spamming the report inbox again? never can tell.

Good to know that even in a jovial thread about Trump, Surtur spared no time in deflecting to Hillary Clinton and whining that "liberals did something!"

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
are you being sarcastic or are you spamming the report inbox again? never can tell.

Ohh I love Multiple Choice!!!

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i nominate meryl streep

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
rogue one proved that we are not yet capable of pulling off convincing 3d actors in standard live action. tbh i hope we never are. Actually it proved otherwise, clown. uhuh

Originally posted by Robtard
Good to know that even in a jovial thread about Trump, Surtur spared no time in deflecting to Hillary Clinton and whining that "liberals did something!"

It's good to know you only whine about deflecting when those you disagree with do it

Surtur's #triggered today

Every time Robbie used the "#Triggered" a SJW gets another useless Liberal Arts Degree.

Originally posted by Robtard
Surtur's #triggered today

Truth=triggered? Okay.

Originally posted by Robtard
Surtur's #triggered today

weird. friday is his typical trigger day.

To bad today is Thursday

Originally posted by Flyattractor
To bad today is Thursday

as if i said otherwise. you should let your crackpipe cool down for a bit

But it is so much nicer when its hot.

the glass might crack, and then you'll have to buy a new one with my money.

I don't have a problem with that.

Shame Chris Farley is Dead he had the frame and hair. John Candy could have done a good job too. I'm thinking Gary Busey in a fat suit.

Good call on Candy, he could do a serious role. Busey would be good too, but I think he's too far insane to act decently anymore.

Originally posted by Robtard
Good call on Candy, he could do a serious role. Busey would be good too, but I think he's too far insane to act decently anymore.

Ahh Rob if his insanity could be channelled it would qualify him for the job, think Apocalypse Now and Brando as Kursk... Insane Trump calls to insane Busey.

trouble with busey is his mouth is kinda the opposite of trump's

(big mouth/teeth vs tiny mouth/teeth)

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
trouble with busey is his mouth is kinda the opposite of trump's

(big mouth/teeth vs tiny mouth/teeth)

True, I think an amalgam is in order, Farley's hair Candy's mouth, facial expressions, features and build, Busey's insanity and intensity.

Who would be cast as a teenage Donald Trump?!

another "if only he were alive, he'd be perfect", kenneth mcmillan. he kinda already played the roll:

http://i.imgur.com/T3Tqsivl.jpg

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
another "if only he were alive, he'd be perfect", kenneth mcmillan. he kinda already played the roll:

http://i.imgur.com/T3Tqsivl.jpg

Baron Harkonnen is the Donald hahaha except he liked boys and trump likes young girls, he liked to grab them by the heart plug and the Donald prefers the pussy.

Although didn't he catch the virus that disfigured him through raping a reporter... I mean Bene Gesserit.

Yeah it aint fair when it is the Reporter getting raped instead of doing the raping.

DURN THAT FREEDOM OF THE PRESS AMENDMENT!!!!!!

What has Trump done for him to considering resigning?

According to our Little Leftist Soci-Nazis like Robbie and Bashy...He DEFEATED THE HILLDAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The worst Crime Ever COMMITED!

Originally posted by ESB -1138
What has Trump done for him to considering resigning?

https://media.giphy.com/media/O38dU2kkQ9sWc/giphy.gif

already covering this in "When will Trump be impeached?". no need to make duplicate arguments.

That is funny seeing as how you don't really eve argue about anything different.