Ego Hippo

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ESB -1138
A peer-reviewed paper penned by a self-described female-to-male transgender "dyke" and transpecies PhD student from France explores the author's hippopotamus identity in relationship to transgenderism. Yes, hippopotamus identity.

Slippery meet slope.

Bashar Teg
can we agree that this (while ludicrous) does not support the argument that there are only two genders, which are defined purely by genitalia? or is this a strawman burning party?

ArtificialGlory
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ESB -1138
Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
C81p_oRmlyc

Maybe that hippo identifies as a sprinkler

Surtur
Hippo's can be quite dangerous, if he is going to pretend to be one he needs to be locked up.

Oh and there is also the "he is crazy for thinking he is anything other than what he was born as" aspect.

Plus why a hippo? You choose a frickin dragon or something. If you need to choose real animals you choose a bear or a lion or some shit like that.

Wait...

"One of the most beautiful images that carried me through adolescence is the one of a patronus."

Now I'm just picturing a Hippo-Wizard.

ESB -1138
Originally posted by Surtur
Hippo's can be quite dangerous, if he is going to pretend to be one he needs to be locked up.

Oh and there is also the "he is crazy for thinking he is anything other than what he was born as" aspect.

Plus why a hippo? You choose a frickin dragon or something. If you need to choose real animals you choose a bear or a lion or some shit like that.

Well, there's already a transgender person who identifies as a dragon. So he probably didn't want to be a copycat

Surtur
Originally posted by ESB -1138
Well, there's already a transgender person who identifies as a dragon. So he probably didn't want to be a copycat

Props to the dragon lady, may she guard her hoard of treasure successfully.

Now we just need some bears and ameircan eagles.

ESB -1138
Originally posted by Surtur
Props to the dragon lady, may she guard her hoard of treasure successfully.

Now we just need some bears and ameircan eagles.

Nope. No bears or eagles yet. But we do have a cat. So take that for what it's worth.

Surtur

ESB -1138
As far as I know, it's legit. The "Conceptual Penis" was quickly proven to be a joke that got published. Nothing yet has been made about this.

Surtur
If it's legit then we have the best line ever:

"as much as I love to psychically explore the cosmos and think of myself as a baby hippopotamus"

ESB -1138
I'm using it

Beniboybling
Lol. Having read the article it is obvious that the author does not think himself an actual hippo, but rather hippo is a metaphor for being non-binary.

Surtur

Beniboybling
I think Surt might be a little jealous. embarrasment

Surtur
Originally posted by Beniboybling
I think Surt might be a little jealous. embarrasment

Nah I just find it funny.

Beniboybling
Right, you totally don't want to be a cute, confident, sexy hippo. erm

Surtur
Originally posted by Beniboybling
Right, you totally don't want to be a cute, confident, sexy hippo. erm

Indeed I do not, it's good that you can keep up with that fact.

Beniboybling
https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1611/24590424033_6b7e4fbf79_z.jpg

sure man.

Surtur

ArtificialGlory
Please no one tell this person that hippos have genders: male and female.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Surtur
Props to the dragon lady, may she guard her hoard of treasure successfully.

Now we just need some bears and ameircan eagles.

But we do have Bears...GAY BEARS..

http://www.out.com/sites/out.com/files/2016/08/01/tumblr_ob8nx4kvqe1sa3fuko1_500.gif

And I am shocked that Bashy agreed to let me use this pic of Him so easily....Although the way he kept winking at me got kind of disturbing.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Flyattractor
But we do have Bears...GAY BEARS..

http://www.out.com/sites/out.com/files/2016/08/01/tumblr_ob8nx4kvqe1sa3fuko1_500.gif

And I am shocked that Bashy agreed to let me use this pic of Him so easily....Although the way he kept winking at me got kind of disturbing.

TIL fly is into bears. nothing wrong with that.
how long have you been frequenting out.com?

Flyattractor
Ever since you kept putting this pics of your self in the daily flyer. If you have to advertise to get your gay sex....you got problems dude.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Ever since you kept putting this pics of your self in the daily flyer. If you have to advertise to get your gay sex....you got problems dude.

#gotme
i obviously lack your superior prowess in matters of courtship with other men. any secrets you wish to share with a novice?

Beniboybling
laughing out loud

Flyattractor
Hey you are the one that thinks Gender is controlled by the Power of..
https://media.tenor.com/images/296f9815e3bfd07a366832e16854b995/tenor.gif

....so you tell me.

Robtard
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
TIL fly is into bears. nothing wrong with that.
how long have you been frequenting out.com?

Lolz

Surtur
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
#gotme
i obviously lack your superior prowess in matters of courtship with other men. any secrets you wish to share with a novice?

Bro don't worry about it, you're already in with Beni. He probably finds your lack of courtship skills endearing.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Surtur
Bro don't worry about it, you're already in with Beni. He probably finds your lack of courtship skills endearing.

just fyi: i'm not a thoroughly closeted homophobe like yourself and fly,
so try not to waste too much energy barking up that tree. thumb up


http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/913/758/a12.jpg

Surtur
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
just fyi: i'm not a thoroughly closeted homophobe like yourself and fly,
so try not to waste too much energy barking up that tree. thumb up


http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/913/758/a12.jpg

Another swing and a miss.

Bashar Teg

Surtur

Robtard
It's been pretty much proven by many the conservative that if you complain and have issues with homosexuality, you're a closeted sausage-boy yourself. This is a fact.

http://www.beliefnet.com/columnists//roddreher/files/import/haggard-overseer.jpg

Bashar Teg

Surtur
I never tried to talk you out of anything, keep up.

Bashar Teg
****ing tease. miffed

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
just fyi: i'm not a thoroughly closeted homophobe like yourself and fly,
so try not to waste too much energy barking up that tree. thumb up


http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/913/758/a12.jpg

So that explains why you don't get in trouble with the mods when you use homophobic insults.

Its the South Park Garrison Rule in effect.

Explains so much.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Flyattractor
So that explains why you don't get in trouble with the mods when you use homophobic insults.

Its the South Park Garrison Rule in effect.

Explains so much.

surtur pussied out, so i guess it's up to you to try to talk me into being gay.

i'm ready to read your supporting arguments.

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