Superman vs. Dracula (with a twist)

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StiltmanFTW
Both powerless.

byrdgang21
Clark wins. W/o powers Dracula is a corpse.

Assuming they both have their prime bodies I'd say Dracula wins as he should have way more fighting experience.

Delta1938
Originally posted by byrdgang21
Clark wins. W/o powers Dracula is a corpse.

Assuming they both have their prime bodies I'd say Dracula wins as he should have way more fighting experience.

shifty Superman spent 1,000 years in Asgard fighting in a war.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by byrdgang21
Clark wins. W/o powers Dracula is a corpse.

W/o powers, Clark dies under normal conditions, too.

*sigh*

Humanized Superman, humanized Drac. Better?

byrdgang21
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
W/o powers, Clark dies under normal conditions, too.

*sigh*

Humanized Superman, humanized Drac. Better?

Does Drac still get his army of bats and wolves or any adamantium katana big grin big grin

StiltmanFTW
He needs those only against worthy foes.

Supes is more like a z-lister trying his luck.

Delta1938
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He needs those only against worthy foes.

Supes is more like a z-lister trying his luck.

Logan is still dead.

StiltmanFTW
And he still has more fans across the globe than USupes thumb up

USupes is getting raped by dwarves outside of US-verse.

Delta1938
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And he still has more fans across the globe than USupes thumb up

USupes is getting raped by dwarves outside of US-verse.

Not entirely sure what you're talking about, but I'm not surprised you have a fetish for dwarves raping people. whistle

StiltmanFTW
Kryptonians ain't people.

Delta1938
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Kryptonians ain't people.

So you have a fetish for dwarves having anal with other species. erm

Wait.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Parm, post your sister's nudes here.

We won't share anywhere else, you know you can fully trust us.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/381f51cb15c78f45b48e2fe2a658d5c0/tumblr_inline_nq289qyklW1skx1cn_500.gif

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't change the subject. You can PM me if the rest of KMC don't deserve her pics.

I'll send pics of my sisters as soon as they become legal wink

Originally posted by Delta1938
So. Stilt plans on taking nude pics of his sisters.....OR he already does, but keeps them secret since they're still jailbait. Nothing abnormal at allllllllllllll.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
https://68.media.tumblr.com/b69f871e45759ed9deb5fd79c01f717f/tumblr_inline_olra21anM51rx6dqh_500.gif

mhmm Business as usual.

StiltmanFTW
Don't worry, you'll get those those pics too.

You just need to admit that you always used Superman comics for wiping your ass.

Delta1938
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't worry, you'll get those those pics too.

You just need to admit that you always used Superman comics for wiping your ass.

laughing

Rao Kal El
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't worry, you'll get those those pics too.

You just need to admit that you always used Superman comics for wiping your ass.

You can't do that anymore unless you want to wipe your ass with your digital tablet.

Last time I tried didn't clean anything. My ass was all pasty with poop

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