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Your life is on the line and it's due to Wolverine. Wolverine has been tracking you and was at the point of taking your life until an unknown entity knocks him out and leaves him at your door.

A note is left explaining to you that this guy was at the point of killing you until he was stopped and you have 3 hours before he wakes up and takes you out.

With your comic knowledge, you know what this guy is capable of. You have 3 hours of finding a way of getting this guy off your tracks. Either by killing or any other means. What would you do (persuasion will not work here).

I'd beg him to kill me (on my knees) and ask if I can join the Elite Wolverine Fanclub.

Toss him in a hole, fill hole with quick dry cement.

Ok...so with every answer that is given, I need for you to use the only things that you can get your hands on. 3 hours and dry cement that you have to purchase yourself with it having to be enough to fill up a hole. You must be a millionaire.

...Never been to Home Depot?

Also, you can restrain Wolverine while he's unconscious, he's not the Juggernaut.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'd beg him to kill me (on my knees) and ask if I can join the Elite Wolverine Fanclub.
^^^^

Shoot him in the face...

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/8/80103/4917740-punisher_v4_16_p16.jpg

Shoot him in the balls...

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/7/71291/1307050-ass_kick.jpg

Pin him down and done.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8ie37mgxIXA/S0F6HFg8WdI/AAAAAAAAGWU/Yhgt-x2tqvc/s640/Steamroller+3.jpg

Use chains and handcuffs to bind his hands to the sides of his head like Spidey did(yes I have some readily available and don't ask why lol) and can get even more chains from Ace Hardware, and bind the guy underwater somewhere. Eventually that angel will get in a lucky shot so Wolvie dies permanently. And to avoid him struggling too early, bind a snorkel attached to a cut off water hose to his face with the end sticking out of the water so he'll be perfectly still until he's securely bound.

Originally posted by carver9
Ok...so with every answer that is given, I need for you to use the only things that you can get your hands on. 3 hours and dry cement that you have to purchase yourself with it having to be enough to fill up a hole. You must be a millionaire.
That wasnt in the OP, so...no.

Also in 3 hours, i can get my hands on a shotgun an uzi a baseball bat, a steamroller is also possible, as i know where construction's going on in the area.

Originally posted by carver9
Your life is on the line and it's due to Wolverine. Wolverine has been tracking you and was at the point of taking your life until an unknown entity knocks him out and leaves him at your door.

A note is left explaining to you that this guy was at the point of killing you until he was stopped and you have 3 hours before he wakes up and takes you out.

With your comic knowledge, you know what this guy is capable of. You have 3 hours of finding a way of getting this guy off your tracks. Either by killing or any other means. What would you do (persuasion will not work here).

Wait, I have three hours before he wakes up???

I dump him in the bathtub.

He never wakes up.

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/13/132106/2765646-2765645-captura_de_tela_de_2012_12_22_12_47_34.png

Originally posted by riv6672
That wasnt in the OP, so...no.

Also in 3 hours, i can get my hands on a shotgun an uzi a baseball bat, a steamroller is also possible, as i know where construction's going on in the area.

Lol...i said he is dropped off at YOUR house. It's obvious what this means unless you live in a comic book world? Hello!!!

I'd rape him, videotape it, and say that if he does anything, I have contingencies to have it sent to Spiderman/X-Men/pornhub.

@ Phil you can't rape anyone with your supermicropenis

I'd hide near an MRI scanner.

Antarctic vibranium chainsaw.

T'challa would probably help a normal kill Logan for shits and giggles.

Originally posted by carver9
Lol...i said he is dropped off at YOUR house. It's obvious what this means unless you live in a comic book world? Hello!!!
Hello.

Originally posted by Galan007
I'd hide near an MRI scanner.

Or get him to the nearest car junkyard.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
@ Phil you can't rape anyone with your supermicropenis https://media.giphy.com/media/5sMxpephB32rm/giphy.gif

Like DS said, drown him. It worked on his son and it would work on him.

Well this was a great thread

Taking this route, I see a lot of dead people.

I'd drag him into the bathtub I guess. Id probably get my neighbors to help me murder him because he's probably heavy as shit.

Lol. You gave us 3 whole hours.

Scans of Wolverine surviving 3 hours underwater, please. Daken was killing him in the space of a few minutes.

He's never going to wake up again.

Originally posted by Damborgson
I'd drag him into the bathtub I guess. Id probably get my neighbors to help me murder him because he's probably heavy as shit.

He weighs 300lbs, lol. You can drag him on your own.

Failing that, roll him onto some carpet, and drag that.

Or, get two power drills. Shove them in the eye sockets, into the brain:

https://cdn2.hubspot.net/hubfs/189659/Vision-extraocular-muscles-optic-nerve-chiasm.png

Get really large drill bits. The largest you can find.

Switch them on, and hold for a few minutes.

Then load him up, and dump him far away from your house. Set him on fire, for good measure (to disguise your scent, and remove any pesky evidence you may leave behind).

When he wakes up, IF he wakes up, he will have no memory of you. And nothing to tie him to you at all.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aXhRWqs2U3g/UpxRUNg_YyI/AAAAAAAA3sQ/WhZA5BWmA4o/s1600/-002+copy.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-k03iEbHc8m4/UpxRUNV_XDI/AAAAAAAA3sM/c9qxD1sT1hg/s1600/-003+copy.jpg

He can hold his breath for 15 minutes. Impressive, sure, but that is consciously holding your breath.

Carver has him KOed for 3 hours, lol.

Great thread

Originally posted by carver9
Ok...so with every answer that is given, I need for you to use the only things that you can get your hands on. 3 hours and dry cement that you have to purchase yourself with it having to be enough to fill up a hole. You must be a millionaire.

http://www.homedepot.com/p/Quikrete-50-lb-Fast-Setting-Concrete-Mix-100450/100318521

If I buy in bulk, I could get a discount! $4.60 per bag of 50lb of concrete, whcih sets in 20-40 mins!

#Theyseemerollin

And why dig a hole? Just chuck him in the bathtub. But if you must, just get yourself down to the local cemetery.

Jeez, all of these answers are terrible. Drain him of his blood first (sell that shit to scientists, the military, or terrorists later), cut out some of his organs (sell it to a different group) pose him like Han Solo in TESB, dip him in molten metal, hang him up in your man cave.

Or get a hot glue gun, and fill his lungs up completely.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
He weighs 300lbs, lol. You can drag him on your own.

Failing that, roll him onto some carpet, and drag that.

That's it? Crazy.

Originally posted by deathslash
Jeez, all of these answers are terrible. Drain him of his blood first (sell that shit to scientists, the military, or terrorists later), cut out some of his organs (sell it to a different group) pose him like Han Solo in TESB, dip him in molten metal, hang him up in your man cave.

That's a pretty good idea. The gov. would pay big bucks for immortal man blood.

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^^

Shoot him in the face...

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/8/80103/4917740-punisher_v4_16_p16.jpg

Shoot him in the balls...

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/7/71291/1307050-ass_kick.jpg

Pin him down and done.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8ie37mgxIXA/S0F6HFg8WdI/AAAAAAAAGWU/Yhgt-x2tqvc/s640/Steamroller+3.jpg
1. Using those scans, you are a bozo.
2. You fail to kill Logan.
3. You waste precious time failling to kill Logan.
4. He ends up f*cking you with his claws.

Handcuffs, lots of heavy chains. I'd spend 2 hours chaining him up in a way he could not use any body movement. I would then place him in the trunk of a car and toss him in a river.

I would chain him up while in the car's trunk. No way I'm getting him in there after I make a ball of chains all over him.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Or get a hot glue gun, and fill his lungs up completely.

Invisible Woman pretty much incapacitated him with two small lumps, and he was bloodlusted:

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11114/111143954/3822085-3931301858-84085.jpg

He can't teleport here, and the only way to get rid of it is to actually hack his lungs out - which would be nearly impossible to do, as it is protected by his adamantium ribcage.

Plus, you know, he won't be able to breathe during this entire time.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Or, get two power drills. Shove them in the eye sockets, into the brain:

https://cdn2.hubspot.net/hubfs/189659/Vision-extraocular-muscles-optic-nerve-chiasm.png

Get really large drill bits. The largest you can find.

Switch them on, and hold for a few minutes.

Then load him up, and dump him far away from your house. Set him on fire, for good measure (to disguise your scent, and remove any pesky evidence you may leave behind).

When he wakes up, IF he wakes up, he will have no memory of you. And nothing to tie him to you at all.

Logan can "regenerate" memories, you newbie.

Always wondered about that. Fully liquefied brain? If he can do that, maybe stick a vacuum nozzle in there after, and extract all the brain matter.

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Toss him in a hole, fill hole with quick dry cement.

Excellent idea

If you're a millionaire like Carver.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Always wondered about that. Fully liquefied brain? If he can do that, maybe stick a vacuum nozzle in there after, and extract all the brain matter.

Good luck sticking stuff through those tiny gaps in the sphenoid bone made out of adamantium, lol.

Ah well. My initial plan is still working.

Or the hot glue gun.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Or the hot glue gun.

That's what you call it...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Good luck sticking stuff through those tiny gaps in the sphenoid bone made out of adamantium, lol.
I know it wouldn't apply in this thread since he's just dropped off on someone's doorstep... but theoretically if you scooped out his eyes and applied some kind specilized vacume chamber it actually SHOULD suck his brain out lol. Some Wolverine writer should use that...