The Bucket List

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Nuke Nixon
If you know you will die relatively soon, what would you do?

There's a lot of places to go in the world that you wouldn't ordinarily travel to, lots of activities you wouldn't try if you were stuck in your daily routine.

Remove the blinders and go nuts, what would you do?

NewLanceWindu
All the drugs.

riv6672
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
All the drugs.

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Nuke Nixon
#100 Visit these countries...

-Russia
-Ireland
-Norway
-Iceland
-Estonia
-Germany
-Latvia
-Poland
-Holland
-Italy

Nuke Nixon
#99 Do a lap around the Nurburgring in a Bugatti Veyron.

Dave_97
sand pail
mop bucket
tin cooler
watering can
backhoe loading bucket.


all in all there are some sweet buckets out there.

Nuke Nixon
#98 Bang a Porn Starlet

Flyattractor
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yep..

Nuke Nixon
#97 Take a round trip to space in a commercial starcraft.

Nuke Nixon
#96 Build a "Blast From the Past" type underground bomb shelter.

Flyattractor
What point on your "Bucket List" was "Make a actual Bucket List"?

Nuke Nixon
That was a preemptive thought and therefore didn't need to go on a list.

Surtur
#1 Figure out method of staying alive indefinitely via the use of the blood of orphans

Nuke Nixon
That would be a neat trick.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That was a preemptive thought and therefore didn't need to go on a list.

We will just put it at #101.

Nuke Nixon
That's what footnotes are for.

* <--- those things.

Flyattractor
I think you just have to much Free Time.

GET A JOB HIPPIE!!!!!!!!

Nuke Nixon
I have a job, I just don't need to be there all the time. Or at all if I don't want.

#Retirement #JobSecurity

Flyattractor
That sounds more like a HOBBY!

I should report your deviant behavior and get you arrested and make you do a few months of Community service.

Nuke Nixon
That sounds suspiciously like communism, -5 conservative points to you, Sir.

Surtur
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That would be a neat trick.

Damn, I figured more people would have had similar things on their bucket list. I feel awkward now, boy is my face red(it's orphan blood, I'm not actually blushing).

Nuke Nixon
Well the medical community is doing interesting things with stem cells, I imagine people are waiting for that to grant them their immortality.

Shouldn't take too long, provided Planned Parenthood is kept funded so they can donate the required materials... (blood of orphans)

Surtur
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Well the medical community is doing interesting things with stem cells, I imagine people are waiting for that to grant them their immortality.

Shouldn't take too long, provided Planned Parenthood is kept funded so they can donate the required materials... (blood of orphans)

Oh and they are legit doing "give older people blood from younger people to revitalize them" type of shit too lol. First it was done with rats, and now people.

Nuke Nixon
I still say they should go full on Logan's Run and deal with old people before they get so old their quality of life goes south. Like you hit 65 your hand crystal starts glowing and you volunteer to go out with a bang.

Surtur
This is all gonna lead to an elderly millionaire kidnapping the local children in order to prolong his life.

Nuke Nixon
Simpsons did it.

Also, pretty sure that's why Trump had so many kids.

Flyattractor
Trump can just prove he has DONE IT more times then Nuke.

Nuke Nixon
Well duh, he's like 20 years older and rich. Works in an industry where models and actresses and other hot chicks are everywhere... stands to reason he's boned the population of a small city by now.

Flyattractor
That and he leaves the house more then once a month.

Nuke Nixon
As many death threats as he gets that's pretty dumb.

Flyattractor
That is what a BUCKET List is for.

Nuke Nixon
#95 Try to figure out Fly's type of logic.

Nuke Nixon
#94 Draw nipples on the Statue of Liberty.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
#95 Try to figure out Fly's type of logic.


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Nuke Nixon
#93 Live long enough to join Starfleet Academy

Nuke Nixon
#92 Pilot a shuttle out past Orion

Nuke Nixon
#91 Dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight

Nuke Nixon
#90 Bullseye womp rats in my T-16

Nuke Nixon
#89 Have a shoot-out during a car chase

Nuke Nixon
#88 Go to another Monsters of Rock concert

Nuke Nixon

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