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If you know you will die relatively soon, what would you do?

There's a lot of places to go in the world that you wouldn't ordinarily travel to, lots of activities you wouldn't try if you were stuck in your daily routine.

Remove the blinders and go nuts, what would you do?

All the drugs.

Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
All the drugs.

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#100 Visit these countries...

-Russia
-Ireland
-Norway
-Iceland
-Estonia
-Germany
-Latvia
-Poland
-Holland
-Italy

#99 Do a lap around the Nurburgring in a Bugatti Veyron.

sand pail
mop bucket
tin cooler
watering can
backhoe loading bucket.


all in all there are some sweet buckets out there.

#98 Bang a Porn Starlet

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yep..

#97 Take a round trip to space in a commercial starcraft.

#96 Build a "Blast From the Past" type underground bomb shelter.

What point on your "Bucket List" was "Make a actual Bucket List"?

That was a preemptive thought and therefore didn't need to go on a list.

#1 Figure out method of staying alive indefinitely via the use of the blood of orphans

That would be a neat trick.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That was a preemptive thought and therefore didn't need to go on a list.

We will just put it at #101.

That's what footnotes are for.

* <--- those things.

I think you just have to much Free Time.

GET A JOB HIPPIE!!!!!!!!

I have a job, I just don't need to be there all the time. Or at all if I don't want.

#Retirement #JobSecurity

That sounds more like a HOBBY!

I should report your deviant behavior and get you arrested and make you do a few months of Community service.

That sounds suspiciously like communism, -5 conservative points to you, Sir.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That would be a neat trick.

Damn, I figured more people would have had similar things on their bucket list. I feel awkward now, boy is my face red(it's orphan blood, I'm not actually blushing).

Well the medical community is doing interesting things with stem cells, I imagine people are waiting for that to grant them their immortality.

Shouldn't take too long, provided Planned Parenthood is kept funded so they can donate the required materials... (blood of orphans)

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Well the medical community is doing interesting things with stem cells, I imagine people are waiting for that to grant them their immortality.

Shouldn't take too long, provided Planned Parenthood is kept funded so they can donate the required materials... (blood of orphans)

Oh and they are legit doing "give older people blood from younger people to revitalize them" type of shit too lol. First it was done with rats, and now people.

I still say they should go full on Logan's Run and deal with old people before they get so old their quality of life goes south. Like you hit 65 your hand crystal starts glowing and you volunteer to go out with a bang.

This is all gonna lead to an elderly millionaire kidnapping the local children in order to prolong his life.

Simpsons did it.

Also, pretty sure that's why Trump had so many kids.

Trump can just prove he has DONE IT more times then Nuke.

Well duh, he's like 20 years older and rich. Works in an industry where models and actresses and other hot chicks are everywhere... stands to reason he's boned the population of a small city by now.

That and he leaves the house more then once a month.

As many death threats as he gets that's pretty dumb.

That is what a BUCKET List is for.

#95 Try to figure out Fly's type of logic.

#94 Draw nipples on the Statue of Liberty.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
#95 Try to figure out Fly's type of logic.


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#93 Live long enough to join Starfleet Academy

#92 Pilot a shuttle out past Orion

#91 Dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight

#90 Bullseye womp rats in my T-16

#89 Have a shoot-out during a car chase

#88 Go to another Monsters of Rock concert

#86 Go to the Monaco Grand Prix F1 race

#85 Canoe down the Amazon River.

#84 Visit Thailand, bang a ladyboy.

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#83 Check out the countryside in Iceland

#82 Survive a winter in Greenland

#81 Pub crawl in Dublin Ireland

#80 Fly a prop plane through the Bermuda Triangle

#79 Smoke a Cuban cigar in Havana

#78 Hang out at an outdoor cafe in Rome.

#77 have a painting lesson with a Master.

#76 Drive in a demolition derby with all the big action stars

#75 Cruise the Fjords in Norway on an authentic Viking longship.

#74 Win a major Video Game tournament

#73 Go to the Carnaval do Brasil.

Taste human flesh.

#3 Drink Impediment's human flesh spit.

#72 Hunt the most dangerous game... Man.