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Hey there everyone, I am new to the forum, but definitely not to Star Wars. It's hard trying to find a decent forum where people stay in touch and everything, so I will be staying here. Just to get a little well-known about me, the name's Chris and I live in Broomfield, Colorado. I am 16 years old, but alas I am a senior in high school. Yes, before you ask, I am THAT smart. (Not really I was only smart in elementary, now I seem to have the normal brain). I know more about Star Wars than most people, if any of you remember www.swtrivia.one-on-one.com, sadly its no more I was a 4 month reigning champ, and it had about 850 members. Anywhoo, without further ado, I would like to get to know a little about this forum, such as:

a)I have been browsing through all the topics, and I noticed a couple moderators (Raz and UnknownBountyHunter) don't post that much, are they busy right now? or just sort of like "Guardian Angels".

b)Who is the one making the tight-ass designs? Because I know they are not from big websites.

c)Should go along with b, but who made that picture at the top of the screen? With all the people that is? They don't look like actual cast members, are those people you guys?

d)Not a question, but a compliment. Radical website dudes!!!

To conclude, since I live in Colorado, I am the biggest ski & surf bum you'll ever meet.

Hi there, Chews and welcome. Come down to the Tavern, free drinks for all newcomers.
To answer you questions:

a. Raz is like a guardian angel, supreme being and benevolent ruler and owner of the site. UBH has most unfortantely not been sighted since he departed for a holiday in Spain many many weeks ago.

b. Tight-ass designs are made by our ravishing female designer DIM. She's off on a holiday now, but she'll be back by the end of the week. She did the designs on top and most of our sigs.

c. Yep, that's us. I'll post the list one more time. From left to right: Gundark, Xizor (green guy), Darth Daft (with chicken), EvilJedi (he left in anger though, that led to the Dark Side), RatCat (the house midget on the speeder bike), the ravishing Dim, yours truly (with the eyepatch) and finally the still missing UnknownBountyHunter.
If you plan to stay, send a pic to Dim and she'll get you up there.

d. Thank the Maker: Raz.

Greetings from Norway and welcome CWN.

ChewieWookieNavigator, now that's a mouthful. I see queeq has already christened you Chews, although I'm thinking CWN. If you don't like your forum name shortened you'll have to tell us cause we're in the habit of nicknames here. I'm usually reduced to Gundy or even Gun. Glad you came here with your massive knowledge of SW !! Always great to have another opinions and new ideas here ! As queeq told you, the great and powerful Raz is the webmaster here, and it looks like he explained the JC and our banner pic already. Welcome, and glad to hear you're staying !

The more the merrier, because it'll be more chaotic. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Welcome ChewieWookieNavigator, hope you stick around.

You have drawn HIM out, Chews. You must be the Chosen One. (If Ushgarak isn't. )

Are you related to Ben Gun, Gundy?

Who is Ben Gun ?

"Ben" is Hebrew for "Son of". So the question is: Are you a Son of a Gun?

OOOOOOOH, queeq, that's cold.

Welcome, Chews, to our nightmare on queeq street.

cold blue milk smoothes down at the tavern, everyone, courtesy of Raz, right, Raz?

Welcome, buddy. Just please God tell me that I'm not going to have to explain my position on EU to ANOTHER person...

Son of a Gun....no, I wasn't the last time I checked, finti... Now what happened to the Wook ?

Wow! 12 posts since I was here last on this one topic alone. I'll keep up! You guys are fairly old (judging from your pics). Anywhoo, I like what DIM has done with them. BTW, queeq, christening me Chews if fine. (Sorry Gundie, I didn't favor CWN that much).

Chews it is, man !

Glad you came back, although I didn't know we looked so OLD on the pic. Hmmmm....I'll have to talk to Dim about face lifts.

Ben Gun is the stranded guy in Robert Louis Stevenson`s Treasure Island.
15 men on a dead mans chest
Yo oh ho a bottle of rum
drink for the devil and forgett the rest
yo oh ho a bottle of rum

So Chews, how are you enjoying this little set up the great and powerful Raz has provided for us?

come back here and join us, Chews, we won't hurt you, and we aren't all THAT old yet. We're all younger than Yoda.

Well... most of us are.

I know someone who graduated high school with Yoda.

Who ended on top of that class?

OKAY, FINTI AND QUEEQ......I'm gonna clunk your heads together like Moe. See through you both I do. You're both headed into carbon freeze now.

WHAAAT? What did we do???? *innocent look*

Do you take Mayhem for a fool ? As if I don't know you two pinheads are talking about me ???? A slow and painful death for you both ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

*switches on the the charging mechanism of his tommy gun*

(Leaves lightsaber on belt, sits behind main weapons panel of DS laser, aims at queeq). Your tommy blaster is but the buzzing of a fly to me, darling.

But when it goes off ..... *POOF*... Gundy turns to stardust.

brings up protective force field, sits down with a cold blue milk smoothie and a platter of crackers and cold cuts to watch chaos and mayhem.

eh its not allowed to eat or drink stuff you brought your self

Exactly. Arrest her, finti!

finti is now the concession stand police.

It's time he started to make himself worthy of his salary.

But I thought he was the bartender.
(Gundark orders all super star destroyers to surround queeq)

*switches off the power supply to the SD's, who now drift aimlessly in space *

Obviously you have not had a drink from finti lately.

(Gundark fires up rusty Battlestar Galactica) Oh, finti always serves me good drinks....finti&gundark, remember?

*makes ugly Cylon battleship crash into Battlestar Galactica*

Finti&Gundark!!!!!!????? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. *turns green, walks into office and heartbreaking cries and screams are heard coming from queeq's office*

Salary what salary, have I missed out on something again?
Finti sweeps up the mess the Lego made in queeq`s and Gundarks makebelive Space war

What a mess that was.

*drags out lego bucket for clean up*

BTW, the munches came from the frig under the bar.

Finti doesn't like cleaning.

No that`s why we have a cleaning lady who are skilled at kneeling

And the cleaning lady is...... KEO!

Bury your feelings deep down, queeq. They do you credit, but keo may bury you deep down when she reads that.