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olivia900

Nuke Nixon
Beep boop boop click whirr clack beep.
--famous bot

riv6672
............
-JAWS

Nuke Nixon
Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35,45 minutes.
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riv6672
^^^i can see this thread a few years from now, being multiple pages, with the new forum regulars having no idea who the ppl on the first few pages are, if they even bother to look, like some of the ones we spam right now. It a comforting thought, really, to be part of history.

riv6672
If ppl laugh, its a racial joke.
If ppl DONT laugh, its a racist joke.
---George Lopez

Nuke Nixon
I'll return later.
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riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
Fck b!tches, Get Money
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socool8520
Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it.

- Bruce Lee

Nuke Nixon
You're a magician, Harry.

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socool8520
Life's a Garden, Dig it. - Joe Dirt

Nuke Nixon
Never inform me of the statistical calculations.
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socool8520
You don't score until you score.

Nuke Nixon
Yoohoo, I'll make you famous
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socool8520
I'm you Huckleberry

Nuke Nixon
Game over man, game over!
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socool8520
Midgets, Dwarves, MFing Unicorns...they don't want to see a Black man Make it

Nuke Nixon
I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
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socool8520
It's a fool who looks for logic in the Chambers of the human heart Pete

riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
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socool8520
How exactly is a rainbow made? How does positrac on the rear-end of a Plymouth work? It just does

Nuke Nixon
I'd buy that for a dollar.
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socool8520
Doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning

Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
You've got me?! Who's got you?
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socool8520
There are only two types of people I hate in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's culture....and the Dutch.

riv6672
^^^laughingMFAO

riv6672
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Besy5rNIQAA-Avx.jpg

socool8520
lol.

The other day I thought about teaching under privileged kids to learn to read better, and just thinking about was the most rewarding experience I've ever had

Bashar Teg
"I don't think Ivanka would do that inside the magazine. Although she does have a very nice figure. I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her."

socool8520
^ Disturbing.

Yea, see, you have a problem often referred to as, uh, homo UN-erectus. Yea, that would be when your wang is hugified not by the presence of a woman, but rather by a man.

riv6672
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
"I don't think Ivanka would do that inside the magazine. Although she does have a very nice figure. I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her."
^^^SICK! sick

Originally posted by socool8520
lol.

The other day I thought about teaching under privileged kids to learn to read better, and just thinking about was the most rewarding experience I've ever had
Where's that from???

socool8520
Zoolander

riv6672
Ah nertz, i didnt catch it!
Thanks, bruddah...thumb up

Nuke Nixon

socool8520
Originally posted by riv6672
Ah nertz, i didnt catch it!
Thanks, bruddah...thumb up

It's all good. lol

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrent arroma of fine fine dining? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikined to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. You heard me release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. Thats right, don't be shy, whip out everything you've got, and do it in da butt

Nuke Nixon
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socool8520
I can't see these images at work unfortunately

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by socool8520
I can't see these images at work unfortunately

Going to be a nice treat when you get home.

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socool8520
lol.

First take a step back...and Literally [email protected]$k your own Face!!

Nuke Nixon
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socool8520
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Going to be a nice treat when you get home.

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Good Lawwd!!

If you were me then I'd be you, and I'd be using your body to get to the top. you can't stop me no matter who you are.

Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
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socool8520
Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are. - Jackie Chan

riv6672
You don't know nothing about no War.
-Chris Tucker

Flyattractor
I just rode the wrath of the Storm. The Majesty of the Storm and the Lightening I worshiped at the memory of those spirits of the Wolf I do at the depth of my Hearth I missed. You know know thing of loss or of the wild or the darkness. I fell sadness for the nothing you fell, but know not what you fell.

Nuke Nixon
Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.
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riv6672
I love it when a plan comes together.
-H. Smith

Nuke Nixon
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socool8520
The only good bug is a dead bug. - Starship Troopers

riv6672
'MEDIC!'
-Starship Troopers

socool8520
Who thinks they got what it takes to knock me down?
Sir, I suppose I do sir. - Starship Troopers

Nuke Nixon
I came to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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socool8520
Right now Tommy is praying. And if he isn't, he [email protected]#$en should be! - Snatch

riv6672
Cease fire.
Put your hand on that wall trooper. PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT WALL!
-Starship Troopers

Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
http://www.bhsmo.net/pub/img/meme/starship_troopers_live_forever.jpg

Nuke Nixon
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socool8520
I was just bullshittin....and you know this man! - Friday

Nuke Nixon
Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kinda clothes. But face it, you're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie!

socool8520
Mother is the word for God on the lips and hearts of all children. You're daughter is out there in the streets waiting for you. Go to her. - The Crow

Nuke Nixon

socool8520
From this day forward, all of the toilets in the kingdom will be known as Johns! - Robin Hood Men in Tights

riv6672
Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.
-Ford Fairlane

socool8520
As the French would say, it has a certain....I don't know what. - Dr. Evil

Nuke Nixon
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

socool8520
Snootchie Bootchies!! - Jay

Nuke Nixon
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socool8520
I'm just trying to do to do white women what the white man has been doing to us for over 400 years!

What's that?

[email protected]#k em - Don't Be a Menace

riv6672
Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?
-Ford Fairlane

Nuke Nixon

riv6672
You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that... and I don't mean your legs.
-Ford Fairlane

Nuke Nixon
This idea of perpetual happiness is crazy and overrated, because those dark moments fuel you for the next bright moments; each one helps you appreciate the other.

riv6672
Excuse me, did I hear the f-word out of you? You say "****" again and I'll bang you right to ****. Now get the **** out of here.
-Ford Fairlane

Nuke Nixon
You play that thing one more time, I'm gonna melt it down into hairspray.

riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
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socool8520
I'll take the Rapists for 200 Alex - Sean Connery

Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
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socool8520
"Whoah, I never said anything about a bet. I simply said that I'm going pretend to whisper a big secret into your ear so that Jake-y here thinks I'm telling you a big secret causing him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals a big secret, thus confirming everything I just whispered in you ear" - Not Another Teen Movie

Nuke Nixon
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socool8520
A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often simply serves as something to aim at - Bruce Lee

socool8520
I have no idea. People who boast about their I.Q. are losers - Stephen Hawking

Nuke Nixon
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fcking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

riv6672
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socool8520
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Nuke Nixon
Tell your king that William Wallace will NOT be ruled. Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder.

riv6672
I was looking for Jim Carrey Mask quotes:

https://cdn3.geckoandfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/mask-truth-self-quotes.jpg

I would LOVE to have hung this up at work, it woulda rubbed some ppl inworked with the wring way!!!

Nuke Nixon
The best way to understand someone is to fight him, make him angry. That's when you see the real person.

Nuke Nixon
Tell your king that William Wallace will NOT be ruled. Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder

Nuke Nixon
Tell your king that William Wallace will NOT be ruled. Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder

riv6672
Did i stretch out the ****ing page AGAIN?!?

Aaaahhh! mad

socool8520
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Nuke Nixon
I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic.

riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.

riv6672
Never buy a pig in a poke!

Nuke Nixon
I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.

riv6672
Momma always saud there'd be days like this; there'd be days like this my momma said.

Nuke Nixon
Whats all this?!....looks like Darth Vader's bathroom!

riv6672
Sweeet Caroline... Ba Ba Dum!

Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
You cannae break a stick in a bundle.

Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
Here's the thing about 'tomorrow'. Every time i wake up, its 'today'.

Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You gotta kill him or let him be.

riv6672
Meg, when i get done with you, you'll be beating off guys with both hands!
-Peter Griffin

Nuke Nixon
I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?

riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
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socool8520
You're speaking to my guy all wrong. That's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. - Joe Dirt

Nuke Nixon
I was having fun on this job! You had all this energy, and all these crazy ideas... and you kept taking your pants off.

riv6672
You know that guy you see going into the convenience store when you stop off at that little town on the way to grandma's house?
A sort of shifty looking fella who buys a pack of smokes, a couple of lotto scratchers and a tall boy at ten in the morning?
The kind of guy you wait for to come out before you and your family go in? Well, that guy is me.
My name is Earl.
And if you took the time to really get to know me, find out what kind of person I truly am instead of just stereotyping me because of the way I look, well, you'd be wasting your time, because I'm exactly who you think I am.
Hell, I'll pretty much steal anything that isn't nailed down.

Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
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Nuke Nixon

riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
"There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period."
- Ted Nugent

riv6672
Ted Nugent's a dick.
-riv6672

Nuke Nixon
Be that as it may ( and I agree with you he's a sizable douchenozzle) he isn't wrong in this instance.

riv6672
Its not so much that he's wrong (which he is, with that pretentious bullshit), its that he's Ted Nugent. stick out tongue

riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
I used to want to save the world. This beautiful place. But I knew so little then. It is a land of beauty and wonder, worth cherishing in every way. But the closer you get, the more you see the great darkness simmering within. And mankind? Mankind is another story altogether.

riv6672
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riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
^^^thats very good! wink

Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
No one would ever like him; he would never be accused of being unfair.
-Aurora Teagarden

Nuke Nixon
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness.

riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
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riv6672
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riv6672
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riv6672
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riv6672
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Nuke Nixon
We pass a damn gas station every hundred yards for a thousand miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!

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