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Post church signs you see. Preferably real ones, but of course whatever's funny is also welcomed.

This is a real sign I took pictures of in the city where I live...



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And the other side of the sign...


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http://www.catholic.org/files/images/media/14349850734686_700.jpeg

lmao

Originally posted by MythLord
http://www.catholic.org/files/images/media/14349850734686_700.jpeg

Oh my god.



http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-38.jpg

lol

Google is filled with a bunch of good ones...

http://www.fullredneck.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/funny-church-signs-6.jpg

LMAO, what does this even mean??...

http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-24.jpg

And this one made me laugh for some reason...

http://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/05/joke-on-pastor-af.jpg

http://media.beliefnet.com/~/media/photos/newsletters/followingjesus/churchsigns/churchsign_facebook.jpg?as=1&w=600

Also this...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fd/df/7e/fddf7e3510f8dbbdee7905be4f4fe08d--funny-church-quotes-church-humor.jpg

Originally posted by Patient_Leech

LMAO, what does this even mean??...

http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-24.jpg

Okay, but seriously... what does that mean? (Other than the obvious oral sex reference)

http://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/05/Logic-af.jpg

http://d.christianpost.com/full/74082/church-sign-lock.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f1/98/8a/f1988ad6592a335aaa53fcb34cace857--funny-church-signs-church-humor.jpg

I wasn't able to take a picture of it, but today I saw one that said...



Who can argue with that wisdom?

And now this...


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/15/c9/93/15c993ec4634253be1704eb86946cd00--funny-church-signs-church-humor.jpg

This would make a great church sign...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b4/1d/0a/b41d0a810e19cb5e2cf7303f48e12b8d--really-funny-very-funny.jpg

http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/4422466010.jpeg

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--d0ZZOosI--/b_rgb:42332c,c_limit,f_jpg,h_400,q_90,w_400/v1466214438/production/designs/550061_1.jpg http://welcometoannville.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/preacher-amc-new-teaser-trailer-2.jpg

I would be funny and post funny signs that Atheists put up at their meetings but really.... They got Nothing.

"In the Beginning Man Created God."

http://www.liturgy.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/billboard-in-the-beginning-man-created-god.jpg

God just hasn't figured out money. He's a homeless beggar who gets to escape taxes apparently...

http://i.imgur.com/dm4Jaq4.jpg

https://imghost.io/images/2017/08/29/image.jpg

http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/church-mistakes.jpg

lol

Yeah, that one makes me hungry. I'm trying to figure out what a "misteak" would look like, lol.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/63/70/14/637014ae422350313d43a9315c85793f--ignorance-events.jpg

^^^that is srsly hilarious!

https://imghost.io/images/2017/09/04/image81881.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ba/b0/ba/bab0ba8d95edc3400d9221a7ec0a08c7--funny-church-signs-funny-signs.jpg

http://teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/3_olivetbaptist.jpg

http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/1_churchKill.jpg

^ And help they will!

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3c/6a/66/3c6a66e487dd4925f823317e7438ace9--funny-church-quotes-funny-church-signs.jpg

http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/7_-images-2.jpg

http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-38.jpg

Yum... Pastor Thomas sausage.

Also, this masterbation joke:
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-48.jpg

Also, this is kewl:
http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/church-gay.jpg

LMFAO at sausage supper!!!

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/46/16/76971ce62f5a78027b536981b1a8629d.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/2b/05/592b057084873febda4e15930a73d539.jpg

https://humanityworldorder.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool3_funny-church-signs-13_200907252023435594.jpg

Some good ones, folks!

Fun thread.

https://imghost.io/images/2017/09/13/image.jpg

Originally posted by riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/2b/05/592b057084873febda4e15930a73d539.jpg

I'm trying to figure out what that was supposed to say. Canal Convention?

^^^Annual, maybe?

http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Touching.jpg

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Annual, maybe?

And someone really can't spell??

^^^everyone makes...misteaks!

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/a-4-inch-tongue-can-bring-a-6-foot-man-to-his-knees.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wRaPpoHeNGE/Uc61yyhrqOI/AAAAAAAAAMg/ACgnNvcCUOQ/s1600/fake+church+signs.jpg

That can't be real.

Originally posted by SamZED
That can't be real.

Oh, sadly I suspect that they are all real.

Why sadly?

If I have to explain why that's sad, then I'm afraid the world is beyond hope.

Reason as the enemy? That doesn't disturb you a bit?

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
If I have to explain why that's sad, then I'm afraid the world is beyond hope.

Reason as the enemy? That doesn't disturb you a bit?

That's... not what I asked. You don't need to explain why the idea that "reason is the enemy" is sad in general. I'm asking why do you find it sad in this particular case where a church sigh says that "reason is the enemy of faith". In context of organized religion most people would find it hillarious (because it's true and it's weird that they admit it). Hence the question.

Uh, yeah. It's dark humor.

But it's still depressing.

Still not sure what you're getting at.

I dont like churches.
Not the concept, the actual buildings.
I dont like walking in the front door and winding up in the back of the room.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Uh, yeah. It's dark humor.

But it's still depressing.

Still not sure what you're getting at.
It pretty much means that in order to remain religious you have to give up reason. I just don't see how it's dark, the fact that churches admit it is just funny to me. But nvrmnd.

^^^i'm more with your line of thought on this, depending on the extreme the church takes it to.
Self depreciating humor i'm okay with.

Originally posted by SamZED
It pretty much means that in order to remain religious you have to give up reason. I just don't see how it's dark, the fact that churches admit it is just funny to me. But nvrmnd.

Yeah, I get it. It is funny. I guess because I live in the Southern US it's sort of depressing because I see the reality of it on a daily basis. In other words it would be funnier if it wasn't so commonly practiced.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/724a2a096514a53e8b837ca04f9b6193/tumblr_nbjmqhJ8yh1qapkmyo1_500.jpg

http://www.maurilioamorim.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jesusisprozac.jpg

https://memeguy.com/photos/images/the-sanctity-of-your-third-marriage--36600.jpg

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I have something I took a picture of in my hometown. It's too big to upload from my phone, but I'll try to post it sometime shortly.

Sweet, the personal touch!

http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-2.jpg

http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/greenliving/uploads/2010/11/funny_church_signs_10.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a9/f9/e4/a9f9e4c8b4d21021a4ec7e5c24d74d12--funny-church-signs-funny-signs.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c9/b3/11/c9b3114f8f32940da611123a4d77d7f4--funny-church-signs-church-humor.jpg

Originally posted by riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c9/b3/11/c9b3114f8f32940da611123a4d77d7f4--funny-church-signs-church-humor.jpg

"Just Come To Church and Give Us Money."


Originally posted by riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a9/f9/e4/a9f9e4c8b4d21021a4ec7e5c24d74d12--funny-church-signs-funny-signs.jpg

https://spydersden.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/flippinchurch.jpg

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
"Just Come To Church and Give Us Money."

http://slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2014/october/images/Npadxed-600x448.jpg

These are ****ing great

Here's the one I took a picture of in my hometown. It's from a liquor store rather than a church, but I think everyone will find that it's still relevant, heh...

I approve.
Of the gin part anyway!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RCO557NKRhg/UiK_GCHmCrI/AAAAAAAAF2I/TmqiS85iS74/s1600/3927794330_a45377d47d_b.jpg

http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/5_womens-bible-stud.jpg

"Freedom Baptist Church."

Freedom? Really?

So freedom ISN'T free!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/22/16/4373213D00000578-4813222-image-a-20_1503415758125.jpg

Good for them for keeping it relevant.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fc/3b/3c/fc3b3c9e22123ad3f9b4ae980c7b5112--church-sign-sayings-church-quotes.jpg

It's impossible to facepalm hard enough for that...

https://media.giphy.com/media/JUMLTR3dHEGpW/200.gif

Double the facepalm on this one...

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/61/16/08/61160814d3b4171448cca9d531093c29--church-signs-the-church.jpg

https://media.giphy.com/media/JUMLTR3dHEGpW/200.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/JUMLTR3dHEGpW/200.gif

Hm..

https://cbschicago.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/first_baptist_church_university_park.png

Thats a nice/nasty batch!

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fb/5a/8b/fb5a8bbb0bd548ed17c131343a0f82d6--funny-signs-forests.jpg

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That can't be real.

^^^Man, i hope it is!

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/59edd5290134e__700-png.jpg

http://cdn.lifebuzz.com/images/16957/lifebuzz-21b3d44002ad47d19730b700d7ab0db3-limit_2000.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/4a/5a/884a5a29ddacc28bc261b99e6acecbbf--church-sign-sayings-funny-church-signs.jpg

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-LPQcDr4v4FQ/WhUV5u0dIGI/AAAAAAAAGwQ/J79BoSnCvSkahDYaNrBsUpNJ0ZhBw3k0wCL0BGAYYCw/h459/2017-11-21.png

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-CQc-2t2rgUg/WhUWQPuaonI/AAAAAAAAGwU/u1nOMASsMVU7HClZiyimUNX7tUNRQJ6lwCL0BGAYYCw/h496/2017-11-21.png

Yeah, you can guess how I first read it...

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Tbh I believe in God and I read it that way first as well.

^ Freudian slip.

C'mon, Emp. Let go of God.

Yup...

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https://i.imgflip.com/20itzv.jpg

https://i2.wp.com/www.dailyencouragement.net/images/travel/Okay_OK_church_sign_08-05-17.jpg

Originally posted by riv6672
https://i.imgflip.com/20itzv.jpg



That's what I do. I often workout on Sunday mornings.

For some exercise is like a religion. The body is a temple!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/03/ae/f2/03aef2c31f634b0999de04f124eae407.jpg

DEEP THROATING THE LORD!

https://images1.minutemediacdn.com/production/912x516/5a6b5fa052685581cb000027.png

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/524a02fae4b0b724ccfc750b/t/5536b66fe4b028fed31665d4/1429649029192/
http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/32-hilarious-church-signs-that-will-make-you-laugh-way-more-than-you-should-new-3rd-07.jpg

https://cdn7.littlethings.com/app/uploads/2017/03/church-sign-3-850x721.jpg
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-48.jpg
http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/32-hilarious-church-signs-that-will-make-you-laugh-way-more-than-you-should-new-3rd-06.jpg

Pretty good one..


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Another...

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facepalm


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Not a church sign, but too good not to share...


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And the winner ladies and gentlemen...


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^ Lol. That one is pretty good.

Hm.. very interesting!

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That seems a bit blasphemous... 🤔


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Be advised...


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Oh yeah, that's hott...

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Hmm...

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A kind of advertising, just on Skin instead of a sign.

Mutually exclusive, no doubt.

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Sounds like a party.

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A good pay per view match-up...

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Okedokie

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Oh, my... you better not tease..

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It's a reasonable question...

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Originally posted by Patient_Leech
It's a reasonable question...

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LoL

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Nailed it...

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Have you seen the trend of Rightist memes with Trump and Jesus together and some version "I was found guilty too" caption.

Trump and Jesus, now virtually the same...

Originally posted by Robtard
Have you seen the trend of Rightist memes with Trump and Jesus together and some version "I was found guilty too" caption.

Trump and Jesus, now virtually the same...

I have. Truly astounding.

Only these weirdo Christian Evangelicals could be so unironically funny.

Here are two things my wife saw from friends, shared unironically...

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And...

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Yeah, here it is...

It looks like an Onion joke, crazy...

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Tell you what, he's going to be bum ****ed in prison

Originally posted by rudester
Tell you what, he's going to be bum ****ed in prison

Christ, we can only hope.

Something tells me, though, that even if he DOES go to prison it won't be for very long and he'll probably have special security. Be treated like a special VIP b!tch.

If (big if) he goes to prison, it will be super-rich-guy prison, where instead of getting shanked in the mess hall and butt-f***ed in the shower, you get a reflecting pool and bocce ball.

Still, it will be prison

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Christ, we can only hope.

Something tells me, though, that even if he DOES go to prison it won't be for very long and he'll probably have special security. Be treated like a special VIP b!tch.

Former Presidents have Secret Security protection for life, meaning he will be segregated from other prisoners, and have his own security in prison.

Convicted felons shouldn't be eligible for President. Just a little flaw in our system.

Let me get this straight, so Trump, now a convicted felon, can't vote in the state of FL (not sure what other states disallow felons from voting), but he can still run and potentially be elected as President? How does that make any f#cking sense?

It makes sense, because the framers could not foresee that a party would nominate a felon, let alone that he could be elected. The notion is so inconceivable that they did not think to legislate against the possibility. But Republicans are determined to reach the bottom and keep digging.

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