-== Fun with CHURCH SIGN Advertising ==-

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Patient_Leech
Post church signs you see. Preferably real ones, but of course whatever's funny is also welcomed.

This is a real sign I took pictures of in the city where I live...



...

Patient_Leech
And the other side of the sign...


...

MythLord
http://www.catholic.org/files/images/media/14349850734686_700.jpeg

Beniboybling
lmao

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by MythLord
http://www.catholic.org/files/images/media/14349850734686_700.jpeg

laughing out loud Oh my god.



http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-38.jpg

MythLord
lol

Patient_Leech
Google is filled with a bunch of good ones... laughing out loud

http://www.fullredneck.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/funny-church-signs-6.jpg

LMAO, what does this even mean??...

http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-24.jpg

And this one made me laugh for some reason...

http://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/05/joke-on-pastor-af.jpg

MythLord
http://media.beliefnet.com/~/media/photos/newsletters/followingjesus/churchsigns/churchsign_facebook.jpg?as=1&w=600

Also this...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fd/df/7e/fddf7e3510f8dbbdee7905be4f4fe08d--funny-church-quotes-church-humor.jpg

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Patient_Leech

LMAO, what does this even mean??...

http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-24.jpg

Okay, but seriously... what does that mean? (Other than the obvious oral sex reference)

Ursumeles
http://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/05/Logic-af.jpg

MythLord
http://d.christianpost.com/full/74082/church-sign-lock.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f1/98/8a/f1988ad6592a335aaa53fcb34cace857--funny-church-signs-church-humor.jpg

Patient_Leech
I wasn't able to take a picture of it, but today I saw one that said...



Who can argue with that wisdom?

And now this...


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/15/c9/93/15c993ec4634253be1704eb86946cd00--funny-church-signs-church-humor.jpg

laughing out loud

Patient_Leech
This would make a great church sign... laughing out loud

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b4/1d/0a/b41d0a810e19cb5e2cf7303f48e12b8d--really-funny-very-funny.jpg

riv6672
http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/4422466010.jpeg

Patient_Leech
https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--d0ZZOosI--/b_rgb:42332c,c_limit,f_jpg,h_400,q_90,w_400/v1466214438/production/designs/550061_1.jpg http://welcometoannville.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/preacher-amc-new-teaser-trailer-2.jpg

Flyattractor
I would be funny and post funny signs that Atheists put up at their meetings but really.... They got Nothing.

Patient_Leech
"In the Beginning Man Created God."

http://www.liturgy.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/billboard-in-the-beginning-man-created-god.jpg

God just hasn't figured out money. He's a homeless beggar who gets to escape taxes apparently...

http://i.imgur.com/dm4Jaq4.jpg

riv6672
https://imghost.io/images/2017/08/29/image.jpg

Patient_Leech
http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/church-mistakes.jpg

MythLord
lol

Patient_Leech
Yeah, that one makes me hungry. I'm trying to figure out what a "misteak" would look like, lol.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/63/70/14/637014ae422350313d43a9315c85793f--ignorance-events.jpg

riv6672
^^^that is srsly hilarious!

riv6672
https://imghost.io/images/2017/09/04/image81881.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ba/b0/ba/bab0ba8d95edc3400d9221a7ec0a08c7--funny-church-signs-funny-signs.jpg

riv6672
http://teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/3_olivetbaptist.jpg

riv6672
http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/1_churchKill.jpg

Patient_Leech
^ And help they will!

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3c/6a/66/3c6a66e487dd4925f823317e7438ace9--funny-church-quotes-funny-church-signs.jpg

riv6672
http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/7_-images-2.jpg

MythLord
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-38.jpg

Yum... Pastor Thomas sausage.

Also, this masterbation joke:
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-48.jpg

Also, this is kewl:
http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/church-gay.jpg

riv6672
LMFAO at sausage supper!!! laughing

riv6672
http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/46/16/76971ce62f5a78027b536981b1a8629d.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/2b/05/592b057084873febda4e15930a73d539.jpg

riv6672
https://humanityworldorder.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool3_funny-church-signs-13_200907252023435594.jpg

Patient_Leech
Some good ones, folks! laughing out loud

riv6672
Fun thread. thumb up

riv6672
https://imghost.io/images/2017/09/13/image.jpg

Patient_Leech
laughing

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/2b/05/592b057084873febda4e15930a73d539.jpg

I'm trying to figure out what that was supposed to say. Canal Convention?

riv6672
^^^Annual, maybe?

riv6672
http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Touching.jpg

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Annual, maybe?

And someone really can't spell?? laughing out loud

riv6672
^^^everyone makes...misteaks! eek!

Patient_Leech
laughing out loud

riv6672
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/a-4-inch-tongue-can-bring-a-6-foot-man-to-his-knees.jpg

riv6672
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wRaPpoHeNGE/Uc61yyhrqOI/AAAAAAAAAMg/ACgnNvcCUOQ/s1600/fake+church+signs.jpg

SamZED
laughing That can't be real.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by SamZED
laughing That can't be real.

Oh, sadly I suspect that they are all real. sad

SamZED
Why sadly?

Patient_Leech
If I have to explain why that's sad, then I'm afraid the world is beyond hope.

Reason as the enemy? That doesn't disturb you a bit?

SamZED
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
If I have to explain why that's sad, then I'm afraid the world is beyond hope.

Reason as the enemy? That doesn't disturb you a bit?

That's... not what I asked. You don't need to explain why the idea that "reason is the enemy" is sad in general. I'm asking why do you find it sad in this particular case where a church sigh says that "reason is the enemy of faith". In context of organized religion most people would find it hillarious (because it's true and it's weird that they admit it). Hence the question.

Patient_Leech
Uh, yeah. It's dark humor.

But it's still depressing.

Still not sure what you're getting at.

riv6672
I dont like churches.
Not the concept, the actual buildings.
I dont like walking in the front door and winding up in the back of the room. huh

SamZED
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Uh, yeah. It's dark humor.

But it's still depressing.

Still not sure what you're getting at.
It pretty much means that in order to remain religious you have to give up reason. I just don't see how it's dark, the fact that churches admit it is just funny to me. But nvrmnd.

riv6672
^^^i'm more with your line of thought on this, depending on the extreme the church takes it to.
Self depreciating humor i'm okay with.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by SamZED
It pretty much means that in order to remain religious you have to give up reason. I just don't see how it's dark, the fact that churches admit it is just funny to me. But nvrmnd.

Yeah, I get it. It is funny. I guess because I live in the Southern US it's sort of depressing because I see the reality of it on a daily basis. In other words it would be funnier if it wasn't so commonly practiced.

riv6672
http://68.media.tumblr.com/724a2a096514a53e8b837ca04f9b6193/tumblr_nbjmqhJ8yh1qapkmyo1_500.jpg

riv6672
http://www.maurilioamorim.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jesusisprozac.jpg

riv6672
https://memeguy.com/photos/images/the-sanctity-of-your-third-marriage--36600.jpg

Patient_Leech
^ thumb up

I have something I took a picture of in my hometown. It's too big to upload from my phone, but I'll try to post it sometime shortly.

riv6672
Sweet, the personal touch! eek!

MythLord
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-2.jpg

MythLord
http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/greenliving/uploads/2010/11/funny_church_signs_10.jpg

riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a9/f9/e4/a9f9e4c8b4d21021a4ec7e5c24d74d12--funny-church-signs-funny-signs.jpg

riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c9/b3/11/c9b3114f8f32940da611123a4d77d7f4--funny-church-signs-church-humor.jpg

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c9/b3/11/c9b3114f8f32940da611123a4d77d7f4--funny-church-signs-church-humor.jpg

"Just Come To Church and Give Us Money."


Originally posted by riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a9/f9/e4/a9f9e4c8b4d21021a4ec7e5c24d74d12--funny-church-signs-funny-signs.jpg

laughing out loud

riv6672
https://spydersden.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/flippinchurch.jpg

riv6672
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
"Just Come To Church and Give Us Money."
laughing out loud
http://slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2014/october/images/Npadxed-600x448.jpg

godemperortrump
These are ****ing great

Patient_Leech
Here's the one I took a picture of in my hometown. It's from a liquor store rather than a church, but I think everyone will find that it's still relevant, heh...

riv6672
I approve.
Of the gin part anyway! eek!

riv6672
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RCO557NKRhg/UiK_GCHmCrI/AAAAAAAAF2I/TmqiS85iS74/s1600/3927794330_a45377d47d_b.jpg

riv6672
http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/5_womens-bible-stud.jpg

Patient_Leech
"Freedom Baptist Church."

Freedom? Really?

riv6672
So freedom ISN'T free! eek!

riv6672
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/22/16/4373213D00000578-4813222-image-a-20_1503415758125.jpg

SamZED
Good for them for keeping it relevant. thumb up

Patient_Leech
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fc/3b/3c/fc3b3c9e22123ad3f9b4ae980c7b5112--church-sign-sayings-church-quotes.jpg

It's impossible to facepalm hard enough for that...

https://media.giphy.com/media/JUMLTR3dHEGpW/200.gif

Patient_Leech
Double the facepalm on this one...

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/61/16/08/61160814d3b4171448cca9d531093c29--church-signs-the-church.jpg

https://media.giphy.com/media/JUMLTR3dHEGpW/200.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/JUMLTR3dHEGpW/200.gif

Patient_Leech
Hm..

https://cbschicago.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/first_baptist_church_university_park.png

riv6672
Thats a nice/nasty batch! laughing

riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fb/5a/8b/fb5a8bbb0bd548ed17c131343a0f82d6--funny-signs-forests.jpg

Patient_Leech
^ laughing out loud

That can't be real.

riv6672
^^^Man, i hope it is!

riv6672
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/59edd5290134e__700-png.jpg

http://cdn.lifebuzz.com/images/16957/lifebuzz-21b3d44002ad47d19730b700d7ab0db3-limit_2000.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/4a/5a/884a5a29ddacc28bc261b99e6acecbbf--church-sign-sayings-funny-church-signs.jpg

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