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I read the feelings of DESPAIR and DEPRESSION from, Damborgson, a member of the puny Thor Corps.

The follower of the Blonde whore Thor became so desperate he did the following........

PRAYED FOR THE DEATH OF A CANCER STRICKEN JANE FOSTER!!!!!

THIS IS AN ALL TIME LOW!!!!

Given my role as THE RULER OF THE HOUSE OF EL I am here to RESCUE ALL MEMBERS of The Thor Corps from further misery.

If you DENOUNCE Thor PUBLICLY NOW and FOR ALL TIME....

I WILL GRANT YOU MEMBERSHIP IN THE HOUSE OF EL!!!!!

Let the church services begin Reverend Brooklyn!

K.

I should close this...

Originally posted by -Pr-
I should close this...

You should, but you won't cause you know it's funny as hell.

Dog days are coming...

Pr is excommunicado.

These sacred grounds will not suffer his traitorous presence.

I always wanted to know this... who leads the house of El?

Originally posted by carver9
I always wanted to know this... who leads the house of El?


I DO, GAMMITE DOG!!!!!!!

Originally posted by -Pr-
I should close this...

https://media.giphy.com/media/69TGVzy2IkmfC/200.gif

So is lob leading the house of el the same as the opening of the Simpsons where it looks like Maggie is driving the car but it's really Marge ?

Show the Ruler and Lord of our house some respect you dirty heathens!

Let all of his followers enter and then we set this thing on fire, Carver will carry the torch while running into it.

It's true...these are dark times for the Corp. Given what's happened I only have one choice.

Here's my answer Lord of El!



https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c4cc578df653218e812d531ed02fca65

YOU MONGREL. You bite the hand that is your salvation!

YOU ASK FOR MORE HUMBLING.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qJnNUZj1IoY/hqdefault.jpg

REVEREND BROOKLYN.

Let us depart and leave his withering husk to the gammite vultures to pick clean!

Thor is cooler than Superman.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
I read the feelings of DESPAIR and DEPRESSION from, Damborgson, a member of the puny Thor Corps.

The follower of the Blonde whore Thor became so desperate he did the following........

PRAYED FOR THE DEATH OF A CANCER STRICKEN JANE FOSTER!!!!!

THIS IS AN ALL TIME LOW!!!!

Given my role as THE RULER OF THE HOUSE OF EL I am here to RESCUE ALL MEMBERS of The Thor Corps from further misery.

If you DENOUNCE Thor PUBLICLY NOW and FOR ALL TIME....

I WILL GRANT YOU MEMBERSHIP IN THE HOUSE OF EL!!!!!

Kneel before my pretty face or I shall call upon the Authority mod to blow your house down.

Kneel dog

Originally posted by SquallX
You should, but you won't cause you know it's funny as hell.

I'm half and half on it.

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Thor is cooler than Superman.

No shit, Sherlock.

Originally posted by CosmicComet

YOU MONGREL. You bite the hand that is your salvation!

YOU ASK FOR MORE HUMBLING.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qJnNUZj1IoY/hqdefault.jpg

REVEREND BROOKLYN.

Let us depart and leave his withering husk to the gammite vultures to pick clean!



I argued pretty hard with the troll that edited that picture lol. He even put me on one of his videos on YouTube.

I was called, I have arrived.

Abhi is the House of El ruler.

We have to test that out:

Abhi:

Superman vs Goku.

Superman vs Beerus.

Superman vs Omni King.

Who wins?

Originally posted by -Pr-
No shit, Sherlock.

Definitely not the response I was expecting in this thread.

Originally posted by Damborgson
It's true...these are dark times for the Corp. Given what's happened I only have one choice.

Here's my answer Lord of El!



https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c4cc578df653218e812d531ed02fca65

WITH THIS YOU HAVE RESIGNED YOU'VE RESIGNED YOURSELF TO A LIFETIME OF PAIN!!!

THE GATES TO THE HOUSE OF EL ARE CLOSED TO YOU FOR ALL TIME!!!

Originally posted by -Pr-
No shit, Sherlock.

FILTHY TRAITOR!!!!!

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Definitely not the response I was expecting in this thread.

Being cool isn't the same as being a good character, or even an interesting one, would be my argument. I'm not cool, but it never bothered me, really.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
FILTHY TRAITOR!!!!!

I know more than you about Superman.

Originally posted by -Pr-
I know more than you about Superman.

LEPRECHAUN LIES!!!!!

I know more than both of you about Superman.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Being cool isn't the same as being a good character, or even an interesting one, would be my argument. I'm not cool, but it never bothered me, really.



I know more than you about Superman.

All Might and every other inspirational hero wasn't based on Thor.

I'd argue Morrison writing a dying Superman hugging a suicidal teen is the coolest thing ever written in comics.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
LEPRECHAUN LIES!!!!!

Originally posted by carver9
I know more than both of you about Superman.

You're both wrong. As usual.

Originally posted by cdtm
All Might and every other inspirational hero wasn't based on Thor.

I'd argue Morrison writing a dying Superman hugging a suicidal teen is the coolest thing ever written in comics.

Hey, if it works for you, it works for you.

Of course, a viking god with a big assed hammer is indisputibly cool. But honestly, imo Cap is Marvel's iconic inspiration.

Still, Simonson's Thor and the last viking story was all kinds of inspirational and cool.

Originally posted by carver9
I know more about Superman than, Pr.

It wouldn't surprise me!

Originally posted by carver9
I always wanted to know this... who leads the house of El?

me too.. always thought Rao was the leader, didnt you guys voted or somethin' on a different thread? oh and LOL

Originally posted by 8swords
me too.. always thought Rao was the leader, didnt you guys voted or somethin' on a different thread? oh and LOL

This are wise words.

LOB is just a puppet figure with no more power than the Queen of England.

LOB next time you extend an invitation to a Thorbag, you will respond to me DIRECTLY.

Remember your place in the hierarchy on the house of El.

RAO is the ALL POWERFUL GOD OF THE HOUSE OF EL and you will do as I say!

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
This are wise words.

LOB is just a puppet figure with no more power than the Queen of England.

LOB next time you extend an invitation to a Thorbag, you will respond to me DIRECTLY.

Remember your place in the hierarchy on the house of El.

RAO is the ALL POWERFUL GOD OF THE HOUSE OF EL and you will do as I say!

Youre way too high up on the food chain to respond directly to the court jester/janitor/whipping boy/little doggie.

Have someone else in the house deal with him.

Originally posted by Badabing
Abhi is the House of El ruler.
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/820/566/0b2.jpg

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
This are wise words.

LOB is just a puppet figure with no more power than the Queen of England.

LOB next time you extend an invitation to a Thorbag, you will respond to me DIRECTLY.

Remember your place in the hierarchy on the house of El.

RAO is the ALL POWERFUL GOD OF THE HOUSE OF EL and you will do as I say!

HEED THESE WORDS WELL!!!

YOU POST AT MY MERCY AND MY MERCY IS BEGINNING TO GROW THIN!!!

Originally posted by Diesldude
Youre way too high up on the food chain to respond directly to the court jester/janitor/whipping boy/little doggie.

Have someone else in the house deal with him.



Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
HEED THESE WORDS WELL!!!

YOU POST AT MY MERCY AND MY MERCY IS BEGINNING TO GROW THIN!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, CHUMP!

Originally posted by -Pr-
I should close this...

Then do it, it's not even funny.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Then do it, it's not even funny.

Quiet stilth!!!

Now poochie of Brooklyn just to remind you, your place. That is the sun compared to earth, you are nothing but a purse toy!

Remember that

http://www.solarsystemquick.com/images/sun_compared_earth_size.jpg

Pr you may now close this.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Then do it, it's not even funny.

You have enough on your hands with the MASTER OF RAGE.

Stay out of my affairs YOU EUROTRASH, VERMIN, BEFORE I ANNIHILATE YOU!!!!

Me reading this thread:

http://68.media.tumblr.com/f88ee17c04336252ca663530771d5aca/tumblr_msc9csz4wJ1sh28k6o1_500.gif

You'd do well to celebrate your victory over a FEEBLE, THORBAG, and not to offend me!!!

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
You'd do well to celebrate your victory over a FEEBLE, THORBAG, and not to offend me!!!

Yeah, because you'd last more than about five seconds against Philo.

Who really leads the outhouse of EL? Lol. Jk. Seriously, whose in charge? I know JBL is the Destroyer of this feeble shack.

Originally posted by JBL
Who really leads the outhouse of EL? Lol. Jk. Seriously, whose in charge? I know JBL is the Destroyer of this feeble shack.

you couldn't even destroy ray mysterio LOL

lost in seconds just like you do on here and in real life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6kA4cnFIsQ

Originally posted by ghostman
you couldn't even destroy ray mysterio LOL

lost in seconds just like you do on here and in real life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6kA4cnFIsQ

She is just a little troll/whore looking for attention

As stupid as the thread is, the least you can do is be nice to each other.

we need a Abhi vs LOB vs Rao kal el thread.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Yeah, because you'd last more than about five seconds against Philo.

What Battlezones have YOU engaged in?

Originally posted by 8swords
we need a Abhi vs LOB vs Rao kal el thread.



Nah! I'm just playing around. There are no leaders on the House of El.

Just good posters even LOB makes a good argument here and there.

I'm just a humble and benevolent God!

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
What Battlezones have YOU engaged in?

Is that a challenge?

You done ****ed up now LoB.

Just to make things interesting, I'll challenge the winner between pr and LOB.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
What Battlezones have YOU engaged in?

http://s5.postimg.org/jqqc71a3b/Supergirl16d.jpg

When constipated I read LOB's posts and threads. This results in me dropping a deuce within minutes. shit

This sums up LOB best:

nnun8y7r8_U

^

Originally posted by Badabing
When constipated I read LOB's posts and threads. This results in me dropping a deuce within minutes. shit

This sums up LOB best:

nnun8y7r8_U

Ah, so he does have a purpose.

Need to try it myself.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Is that a challenge?

I AM THE LORDOFTHEBATTLEZONE!!!!

YOU POSE NO CHALLENGE TO ME POTATO DEFILER!!!!

Originally posted by Badabing
When constipated I read LOB's posts and threads. This results in me dropping a deuce within minutes. shit

This sums up LOB best:

nnun8y7r8_U


THAT WILL BE YOUR TOMB YOU SCALED BAG OF FAILURE AND PERVERSION!!!

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
I AM THE LORDOFTHEBATTLEZONE!!!!

YOU POSE NO CHALLENGE TO ME POTATO DEFILER!!!!

If you're afraid, that's fine. Fear is natural, so I won't hold it against you.

Originally posted by -Pr-
If you're afraid, that's fine. Fear is natural, so I won't hold it against you.

HA!!!!

I AM UNDEFEATED IN THE BATTLEZONE ARENA!!!!

WHAT IS YOUR RECORD, SWINE?

LOB has the best track record in the battle arena, undefeated by any poster here.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
HA!!!!

I AM UNDEFEATED IN THE BATTLEZONE ARENA!!!!

WHAT IS YOUR RECORD, SWINE?

I've never done a battlezone before. Tourneys sure, but no, not battlezones.

Originally posted by Board Walker
LOB has the best track record in the battle arena, undefeated by any poster here.

I thought he was horribly beaten and abused?

Originally posted by Board Walker
LOB has the best track record in the battle arena, undefeated by any poster here.

General Boardwalker is THE EMBODIMENT of TRUTH!!!!!

It is long past time to erase Pr and Bada.

Jake should be brought back.

Superman vs Superman BZ?

Originally posted by Damborgson
Superman vs Superman BZ?

Nah!

LOB is like Bizarro Superman

And Pr is more of a Clark than a Superman he is too mellow

Pr is more of a suicidal scott summers

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Pr is more of a suicidal scott summers

yep!

Bada is like a Hulk on Roids.

More like Puck on roids.

pr1983

I'm not ALWAYS suicidal, you know.

Drunk and listening to heartbreak songs suicidal then.

Hey, that's Stilt. With me it's just the songs.

Stilt doesnt have a heart. Only a strong liver. Thats why you two complete each other.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
It is long past time to erase Pr and Bada.

Jake should be brought back.

I miss the hell out of Jake.

I don't mean Jackethebanck.

I mean the real deal. Jake 2 the Jake Ninja son.

I don't like him being so quiet. I feel like he's on his way to box DS.

He was banned by Imp.

When your hands are that dangerous you have to register them as weapons. Jake did not.

Ah I see. It's for the best really, KMC is safer...for now.