carver vs darksaint street fight
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The Nuul
who wins this fight?
fight on the streets
melee weapons only
DarkSaint85
Please don't say someone's shit gets pushed in......
carver9
I think you should make a carver vs nuul debate fight so that I can post our threads we've debated continuously, daily in that thread.
Parmaniac
I see you're seeking Brother Bing's attention once more.
The Nuul
DS knows karate n shit so i think he could disarm carver....
DarkSaint85
Please.
Nuul PM'd both of us, asking for our consent. I gave mine freely.
The Nuul
Originally posted by Parmaniac
I see you're seeking Brother Bing's attention once more.
who let you and your spiritual brother in my thread? :/
spiritual phuck buddies are not allowed in my threads...
DarkSaint85
Who said it was limited to spiritual?
deathslash
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Please don't say someone's shit gets pushed in...... Carver pushes Darksaint's shit in.
#zerophucksgiven
Parmaniac
Originally posted by The Nuul
who let you and your spiritual brother in my thread? :/
spiritual phuck buddies are not allowed in my threads... https://static.tumblr.com/b62760294ba19f418ebba63d44197b0f/h7zj0qj/sGEop2shk/tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640.gif
cdtm
Depends.
Is it about Superman? Darksaint wins.
Is it about Thor? Darksaint wins.
Is is about Hulk? Darksaint wins.
It really depends.
DarkSaint85
Originally posted by deathslash
Carver pushes Darksaint's shit in.
#zerophucksgiven
deathslash
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
oh please, with that sig, we both know you want it.
Adam Grimes
I would watch this with a hand in my pants.
Edit: oops, looks I didn't log in with my Jake account, sorry.
DarkSaint85
The sig, and the avy - Shaw looks on approvingly.
CosmicComet
DS would try some aikido like bullshit and Carver would steal his consciousness with a greazy azz uppahcut.
And then he pushes his shit in.
Philosophía
carver would force darksaint to rape him.
CosmicComet
I wanna fight nuul. I like him but he's still a dirty socialist canuck.
uhuh
Rao Kal El
Darksaint will rape Carver like there is no tomorrow. Carver's ass will end up like anus in an anal fisting movie.
After the epic rape in which Carver lost, Carver will claim victory because he shit on Darksaint's penis.
The Nuul
Originally posted by CosmicComet
I wanna fight nuul. I like him but he's still a dirty socialist canuck.
uhuh
i'd phuck you up! sampunch canadian
phuckin yank sneer
Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Darksaint will rape Carver like there is no tomorrow. Carver's ass will end up like anus in an anal fisting movie.
After the epic rape in which Carver lost, Carver will claim victory because he shit on Darksaint's penis.
Badabing
Originally posted by Parmaniac
I see you're seeking Brother Bing's attention once more. Originally posted by Parmaniac
https://static.tumblr.com/b62760294ba19f418ebba63d44197b0f/h7zj0qj/sGEop2shk/tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640.gif
Originally posted by The Nuul
who let you and your spiritual brother in my thread? :/
spiritual phuck buddies are not allowed in my threads... https://media.tenor.co/images/e67168f0d09c59fdd05c778291fbbac2/raw
Sin I AM
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Darksaint will rape Carver like there is no tomorrow. Carver's ass will end up like anus in an anal fisting movie.
After the epic rape in which Carver lost, Carver will claim victory because he shit on Darksaint's penis.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmujvwHnvg1qf32g4.gif
DarkSaint85
I can't tell....is that excitement? Disgust? Glee?
CosmicComet
She's like 'amateurs'
Sin I AM
Originally posted by CosmicComet
She's like 'amateurs'
This guy gets it.
RealityWarper
Battle forums are all about dick measuring.
Carver is black.
Darksaint is asian.
Carver wins handily.
The Nuul
Originally posted by RealityWarper
Battle forums are all about dick measuring.
Carver is black.
Darksaint is asian.
Carver wins handily.
good point hmm
Carver wins!
Damborgson
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Darksaint will rape Carver like there is no tomorrow. Carver's ass will end up like anus in an anal fisting movie.
After the epic rape in which Carver lost, Carver will claim victory because he shit on Darksaint's penis.
http://replygif.net/i/554.gif
Sin I AM
Originally posted by RealityWarper
Battle forums are all about dick measuring.
Carver is black.
Darksaint is asian.
Carver wins handily.
Measured alotta dicks huh?
Damborgson
I think honesty is the best solution to be honest.
DS, Carv, PM me your dick sizes please.
RealityWarper
Originally posted by The Nuul
good point hmm
Carver wins!
Thanks
Originally posted by Sin I AM
Measured alotta dicks huh?
Praise the Internet !
https://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
carver9
Originally posted by RealityWarper
Battle forums are all about dick measuring.
Carver is black.
Darksaint is asian.
Carver wins handily.
Lol...it is. Crowd following as well.
carver9
Originally posted by Damborgson
I think honesty is the best solution to be honest.
DS, Carv, PM me your dick sizes please.
My phone can only capture 9 inch images so 13 won't fit.
RealityWarper
Originally posted by carver9
Lol...it is. Crowd following as well.
I always got the things right.
TheHulk
Carver, if you don't mind, i would like to take your place in this fight so i can finally give DS the beatdown i always wanted to give him.
Galan007
carver would beat the living shit out of DS, tbh.
Adam Grimes
Here hoping DS has a nice phone cause he gonna need all the zoom he can get.
DarkSaint85
I did wonder who would be the first to bring dicks into this...and I was not disappointed.
Originally posted by Galan007
carver would beat the living shit out of DS, tbh.
Reported.
Insane Titan
DS would win by default as Carter wouldn't even show up.
krisblaze
Carter got this tbh
Bentley
Originally posted by carver9
My phone can only capture 9 inch images so 13 won't fit.
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb6/Enteithegreat/KangLaugh_zpsbccznuil.gif
Get a better phone ahah
TheHulk
Originally posted by Galan007
carver would beat the living shit out of DS, tbh.
Agreed
If i remember correctly, Carver is black, so the inner ghetto in Carver would just release all that frustration DS put in him. WOOOORLD STAAAAR!
Edit: Oh and it's worth to note that DS is asian..and we asian aren't really the biggest people. So yep, since black people are the ones that have the better genetics while asians have the weaker ones......DS is seriously toast
2nd Edit: Unless DS, being asian, knows kung fu
DarkSaint85
Am I allowed prep, and to bring my car?
I'm not very good at driving it....
Philosophía
Carver has retard strength. It's close.
The Nuul
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Am I allowed prep, and to bring my car?
I'm not very good at driving it....
if i allow that, then carver gets prep and his gun fearflowers
your little rice burner lacks the power to accelerate that fast enough to be used as a weapon
carvers gun >>> your car
you are better off sticking to your martial arts
carver9
Originally posted by Insane Titan
DS would win by default as Carter wouldn't even show up.
I won't show up for him but I'm here for you, right now. Are you going to let me help you?
carver9
Originally posted by TheHulk
Carver, if you don't mind, i would like to take your place in this fight so i can finally give DS the beatdown i always wanted to give him.
You're more than welcomed.
carver9
Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Here hoping DS has a nice phone cause he gonna need all the zoom he can get.
StiltmanFTW
They make love. I'd see the entire thing to the end, without blinking even once.
Rao Kal El
Don't know but if Carver loses he will say that it was because he wasn't mad enough, or that he was holding back or that there were innocents around. You know the standard.
Insane Titan
Originally posted by carver9
I won't show up for him but I'm here for you, right now. Are you going to let me help you? you can't even help yourself let alone anyone else. Your act is weak.
DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Don't know but if Carver loses he will say that it was because he wasn't mad enough, or that he was holding back or that there were innocents around. You know the standard.
At least he can legitimately claim being mentally blocked.
carver9
Originally posted by Insane Titan
you can't even help yourself let alone anyone else. Your act is weak.
My door is always opened when you're ready to talk.
TheHulk
Originally posted by carver9
You're more than welcomed. Excellent. Now i shall slap DS with the force of a thousand dead pimps as if DS was my hoe
Time to bring that check back to me boy shifty
Mindset
Carver is under my protection.
TheHulk
^I'm pretty sure the one that is gonna need protection..is DS.
From me of course
Insane Titan
Originally posted by carver9
My door is always opened when you're ready to talk. you can't even admit your own faults, that's why you put ppl on ignore in the end.
DarkSaint85
Nah, I'm the only one on his list now.
I'm also named on his profile.
I think he likes me.
He even wanted to petition Raz to change his user name to include me in it.
I wonder who is is whose head??
Insane Titan
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Nah, I'm the only one on his list now.
I'm also named on his profile.
I think he likes me.
He even wanted to petition Raz to change his user name to include me in it.
I wonder who is is whose head?? He only recently changed the list after I called him on it, in regards to what Delta told me.
He still reads your post, I doubt you're even on ignore TBH.
carver9
Originally posted by Insane Titan
He only recently changed the list after I called him on it, in regards to what Delta told me.
He still reads your post, I doubt you're even on ignore TBH.
Naah, he's on ignore and will always be on ignore but you aren't on ignore though.
I can't help but to read his post because you all keep quoting him. How are you doing buddy?
Insane Titan
Originally posted by carver9
Naah, he's on ignore and will always be on ignore but you aren't on ignore though.
I can't help but to read his post because you all keep quoting him. How are you doing buddy?
you trying to be smart only makes you look worse as you've revealed your true colours to the forum in various ways.
Badabing
Originally posted by Insane Titan
you've revealed your true colours Racist.
carver9
Originally posted by Insane Titan
you trying to be smart only makes you look worse as you've revealed your true colours to the forum in various ways.
Ok, I revealed my true colors, I'm black as hell. Chocolate. Oil. 2020 black. Now let's move past this and talk. How's your day been? How is the working out going?
carver9
Originally posted by Badabing
Racist.
Lol
DarkSaint85
I actually thought Carver was yellow.
And yes, I get to say that.
Insane Titan
Originally posted by carver9
Ok, I revealed my true colors, I'm black as hell. Chocolate. Oil. 2020 black. Now let's move past this and talk. How's your day been? How is the working out going? another piss poor character trait of yours , pulling out the race card.
Fake act is still fake and pathetic.
Badabing
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I actually thought Carver was yellow.
And yes, I get to say that. Self loathing racist.
Originally posted by Insane Titan
another piss poor character trait of yours , pulling out the race card.
Fake act is still fake and pathetic. Actually, I started that racist stuff in this thread. Read above.
Rao Kal El
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I actually thought Carver was yellow.
And yes, I get to say that.
That was funny
Insane Titan
Originally posted by Badabing
Self loathing racist.
Actually, I started that racist stuff in this thread. Read above. irrelevant to his character.
The Nuul
Originally posted by Insane Titan
irrelevant to his character.
carver is a wonderful character, you'd be wise to learn from him
Insane Titan
Originally posted by The little doggy Nuul
"barking noise"
carver9
Originally posted by Insane Titan
another piss poor character trait of yours , pulling out the race card.
Fake act is still fake and pathetic.
In your next post, spill out everything you feel about me and then let's push forward to a new beginning. Let's not waste time on boasting, arguing and criticizing. Let's talk about our future being the best of friends.
DarkSaint85
All I know is, Carver's attempts at winding IT up are futile.
As we all know that I'm the one who's in his head. Unless IT puts Carver on ignore, in his signature, and on his profile.
StiltmanFTW
IT needs to get his benzodiazepines first, before making new friends.
Insane Titan
Originally posted by carver9
In your next post, spill out everything you feel about me and then let's push forward to a new beginning. Let's not waste time on boasting, arguing and criticizing. Let's talk about our future being the best of friends.
still a piss poor attempt. You need to try harder. No amount of showmanship can redeem you.
I see Stiltf*g is still hurting
but please carry on "making friends"
StiltmanFTW
We'll double your dose
Insane Titan
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
We'll double your dose
keep crying , maybe you'll gain more friends on here. After all you really need them because you're weak
cdtm
Dammit.
All outta popcorn..
carver9
Lol...who on here is trying to make friends on this site. Lol.
StiltmanFTW
But carver keeps rejecting you.
DarkSaint85
Pfft. He thinks he can just ignore me and continue baiting IT, hoping it distracts from his idiocy.
But we can all see it.
StiltmanFTW
I can see that you're addicted to him
PS. Has Mungi jizzed on your new sig or not yet?
carver9
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I can see that you're addicted to him
PS. Has Mungi jizzed on your new sig or not yet?
I feel special. I think CDTM is worse though.
Philosophía
Originally posted by carver9
I feel special. We all agree that you are.
carver9
I wish you would've lost that BZ. I needed another cheerleader.
DarkSaint85
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I can see that you're addicted to him
PS. Has Mungi jizzed on your new sig or not yet?
I'm not the one signing off every post with my user name, nor am I the one with my name on my profile
Rao Kal El
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I'm not the one signing off every post with my user name, nor am I the one with my name on my profile
Truth. That is like wearing your owner's tag. As if you were a dog who needs to remind kmc who owns you.
Like constantly saying I ignore x person but wearing that same x person t shirt.
Like blue area vet having Superman's upside down symbol because he hated superman and his fans but in reality you knew he was only looking for attention from the Superman fans.
Same thing here. Carter is looking for attention from Dark. It parades his name in every single post as if trying to get his attention.
EVERY SINGLE POST OF HIS HAS THE BRANDING OF WHO HAS OWNED HIM ON KMC THE MOST, ALL OVER THE PLACE
-K-M-
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I can see that you're addicted to him
PS. Has Mungi jizzed on your new sig or not yet?
I was actually going to ask him to remove it. I can only rep Alpha Flight. Me!
Also it's a creepy picture
Adam Grimes
All over the face, I would say
DarkSaint85
I honestly don't know if he's cosplaying as Aurora or Northstar, and got confused.
The Nuul
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Pfft. He thinks he can just ignore me and continue baiting IT, hoping it distracts from his idiocy.
But we can all see it.
i am quoting you just so carver can see your post
http://replygif.net/i/187.gif
carver9
Really?????????????????????????
DarkSaint85
Here I was thinking he was all chilled about it.
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