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Conan the Barbarian vs. Lady Knight

Swords only

Who wins

Conan in moments.

Conan. Brienne got schooled by a hunchback midget girl.

All of her big victories are against gimped opponents (infected Hound and shackled Jaime).

Classic Conon or Nu-Conan? Either one wins, the fight just goes differently depending on the version.

ANd don't act like Arya is weaksauce, Psycho. She was trained by one of the best swordsmen ever in Syrio. And got training from the Faceless Men.

That hunchback midget girl took out all of House Frey in a night and casually outfought Brienne.

Originally posted by KingD19
Classic Conon or Nu-Conan? Either one wins, the fight just goes differently depending on the version.

ANd don't act like Arya is weaksauce, Psycho. She was trained by one of the best swordsmen ever in Syrio. And got training from the Faceless Men.

That hunchback midget girl took out all of House Frey in a night and casually outfought Brienne.

She killed the Freys via stealth and poison, and I have no issue with that. She is an assassin, after all. However, beating a fully armored manmore of a woman with that puny sword and a dagger is ridiculous. Brienne shouldn't have even bothered to block her attacks.

This scene already happened in S4 with the Hound, when Arya tried to stab him through his armor and he just ***** slapped her to the ground. That was before the show went full feminazi, of course.

Originally posted by Psychotron
She killed the Freys via stealth and poison, and I have no issue with that. She is an assassin, after all. However, beating a fully armored manmore of a woman with that puny sword and a dagger is ridiculous. Brienne shouldn't have even bothered to block her attacks.

This scene already happened in S4 with the Hound, when Arya tried to stab him through his armor and he just ***** slapped her to the ground. That was before the show went full feminazi, of course.

Ya those attacks with Needle would have done jack and squat to a knight with armor on. She flicked Brienne twice with Needle, and Brienne reacted with a "Oh, she just got me!" look on her face. Most realistic part in that fight was the big boot Arya got, which would've been followed with an overhead sword bludgeon. Or Brienne just grabs Arya and bodyslams her to death. Whatever, enough of that tangent, can't agree with you more, Psychotron.

To the thread at hand, Arnold Conan pwns and Momoa Conan wins as well.

Or Arya could've stabbed Brienne in the face the first time, remember? She and Hound had an actual conversation about the benefit of armor and heavy weapons. You really think if she was going for the kill, she'd try to poke Brienne in her armor? She's an assassin, she knows how to aim for the weak points, which she did several times in the fight. But she told Brienne she wouldn't cut her, so she didn't.

Originally posted by KingD19
Or Arya could've stabbed Brienne in the face the first time, remember? She and Hound had an actual conversation about the benefit of armor and heavy weapons. You really think if she was going for the kill, she'd try to poke Brienne in her armor? She's an assassin, she knows how to aim for the weak points, which she did several times in the fight. But she told Brienne she wouldn't cut her, so she didn't. Brienne has literally over a foot of height on Arya.

Stab Brienne in the face? She would barely be able to reach her face with that little goofy ****ing sword.

Arya's choreography was awful, which served to make Brienne look awful, so Brienne is shit.

they do not fight, instead they have mind blowing sex and make a ton of babies

Conan isn't into mannish women.