Lestat
You know the Chinese have their horoscopes thing..The
year of the Snake, or The Rabbit? Well my relative Darth O'Lestat was an ancient seer from Donegal, he wrote some scrolls in ancient gaelic describing the Irish horoscope!
He had two glass eyes but he saw everything, an amazing
mystical person !!!!!
The Year of The Spud:
Mainly potato faced lookin, you can spot them
a mile away, they don't like taking their jackets off.
The Year of The Friday Night Shag:
People born under this sign, look @#%$ off with life.
Nuthin much has really happened in their life.
But must not be mistaken for people born under the
Year of The Burst Condom.
The Year Of The Wellie Boot:
You can spot them a mile away, they walk with their
bum cheeks clenched..no doubt they have been the victim
of many a Wellie Boot going up their @#%$.
The Year of The Guinness:
Ah now, these folk are usually tall, wear black and
are prematurely grey.....they also fart alot.
Thats all the experts have been able to dechiper so far.
Move over China, and take yer Fung Shughie with ya..Its
time for The Irish to lead the way!!!!!!!!
year of the Snake, or The Rabbit? Well my relative Darth O'Lestat was an ancient seer from Donegal, he wrote some scrolls in ancient gaelic describing the Irish horoscope!
He had two glass eyes but he saw everything, an amazing
mystical person !!!!!
The Year of The Spud:
Mainly potato faced lookin, you can spot them
a mile away, they don't like taking their jackets off.
The Year of The Friday Night Shag:
People born under this sign, look @#%$ off with life.
Nuthin much has really happened in their life.
But must not be mistaken for people born under the
Year of The Burst Condom.
The Year Of The Wellie Boot:
You can spot them a mile away, they walk with their
bum cheeks clenched..no doubt they have been the victim
of many a Wellie Boot going up their @#%$.
The Year of The Guinness:
Ah now, these folk are usually tall, wear black and
are prematurely grey.....they also fart alot.
Thats all the experts have been able to dechiper so far.
Move over China, and take yer Fung Shughie with ya..Its
time for The Irish to lead the way!!!!!!!!
Hey, that's pretty good, Lestat !