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Yerss I got you a big cake made from Waffles and coated in chocolate for your birthday. Oh and some Loburg, Stella and Safir.

Wow...a 100 years young...

Happy BD waffle boy

and the cake collapsed under the weight of the candles

nice corran, only, it's not my birthday today, and certainly am not 100 years young

Says so on the front page, so it must be so, you must be wrong yerss

must be the old age coming up

No I passed the old age stage ages ago.

you're the forum sage

wrong herb, I'm parsley.

your name is Parsley Corran?

so it's not your birthday afterall?

You big faker!

*Calls up to cancel the strippers and the keg of beer*

no..let the strippers come anyway

No can do, it just HAS to be someones b'day otherwise they won't strip.

what about Kang (30), Eeyore1954 (49)?

*walks in in a coconut bra and hula skirt* Oh it's not his birthday, better go change then

*checks calender*
hey! whadda ya know! It IS my birthday afterall!
*runs after PaS yelling: it's my birthday!!!*

*walks out door looking for spare bookbag* where is it, it has my jeans and tank top...not to mention car keys

*grabs lighter*
*hopes he finds it first*

*looks around* Corran, where did you put my bag?

*puts away lighter*
*hey, if you gave it to corran, he burned it already *

You know, I could always strip off this lush new dress Padme gave me.

Who fancies that?

depends ... shaved your legs?

Nope, they're as hairy as ever.

put it on! put it on! put it on!

ooo hairy legs!

You like?

I think these Dr.Martin boots really add a bit of class to this dress outfit.

*realizes she was distracted* Wait! I'm still in my hula gear, where's that bag?

quick mech! she's out of the trance!

*Lets the strap of the dress slip to reveal a firm tattooed shoulder*

This should keep her interested.

oh! mech! your shoulder! *dreams away*
*snaps out of it*
I mean ... we should kidnap her immediatly now!

*looks at the shoulder* What's the tattoo of and where's my bag?

*Begins gyrating hips*

I'm dead sexy....

*grabs sack, throws it over PaS*
I got her!
I got her!
hmm... now what?

*makes some noise from inside the sack*

*doesn't know what to do now*
...
Do we have to feed her everyday too now?

*growls*

*Runs away*

I take that as a yes

mmuffle muffle you muffle muffle should muffle muffle

*crosses fingers*

Happy Birthday Yers

muffle muffle yers...muffle muffle yerss!

Muffle muffle? Muffle muffle muffle?! Muffle muffle muffle muffle muffle muffle Padme.

I'm lost in the conversation. The words go too fast and I can't decipher them...

hmm... perhaps I should give her something to eat ... ?

And something to drink too, is it any wonder you are not allowed pets anymore.

no one needs to know that

food? food is nice

*gives a tiny bit of chocolate*
that will be enough, right?

*eats chocolate and almost yerssot's hand* mmmm

I'm "sweet as chocolate"?

maybe salt

salty chocolate?