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A Amalgam Clone with feats from Solid Snake, Big Boss and Revolver Ocelot

VS

Amalgamation of Mr. Miyagi, Baleman and John McClane

Round 1: Pure H2H fight inside of a caged ring.

Round 2: Gunfight in Harbor.

The MGS Amalgam gets a Colt SAA, FAMAS, Ithaca M37 and a single Frag Grenade.

The Amalgam 3 gets Batarangs, Beretta 92FS, MP5 and a single Frag Grenade.

Round 3: Snake with MG Rex vs Amalgam 3 piloting The Bat.

Who wins and why?

Obvious bait thread is obvious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHDr8Eq4m9Q

watch here snake is too slow in comparison to Batman or John McClane here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpw0ajm3_5k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXIcaOzFVeQ

snake is even slower than the world's slowest heavyweight fighter depside snake isn't a heavyweight which makes him look extremely bad. how sad

snake's hth moves are extremely poor. snake cannot dodge super slow punches he doesn't even knows how to properly throw a hit look how clunsy and weak they are. snake throws punches all over the place with zero accuracy or effectiveness

snake cannot defend himself against a variety of advanced attacks that Batman, McClane and Miyagi would unleash

snake's hth moves are extremely TELEGRAPHED and BASIC

you doesn't even need to be a world class fighter to see that snake is much slower than the slowest heavyweight and that his hth is extremely poor

twin snakes is non-canon Sean Eyestone said that

if snake can fight as fast as twin snakes he should be fighting faster than ezio or jin kazama who are fodders to batman and mcclane

Snake stomps

Originally posted by Arachnid1
Snake stomps

twin snakes is non-canon moron

snake is even slower than world's slowest heavyweight wrestler given he cannot dodge ocelot's super slow punches

miyagi, batman and mcclane dodges punches all day with ease

snake from twin snakes might last a minute against batman or mcclane but his fight scenes is nothing special compared to other movie characters. he's still too slow compared to miyagi and mcclane

snake isn't even fast enought to dodge a bullet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teCThkuU1sk (2:53)

mr miyagi casually catched a 330mph arrow with ease https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfpv5f4LLFI (2:15)

snake isn't even a bullettimer. arrows and batarangs are too fast for him