Weenie Pits!!!!!!!!!

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Flyattractor
http://www.dbtechno.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Pitbull-dachshund-1.jpg

Just had to share this...cause....well...


WEENIE PITS!!!!!!!!!

Nuke Nixon
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Nuke Nixon
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Nuke Nixon
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Flyattractor
Nuke is all about the weenie.

Nuke Nixon
In a certain context, maybe.

Flyattractor
Man Your Weenie up by getting some Pit in It!

Nuke Nixon
I read that three times and it still doesn't make any sense.

Flyattractor
Keep reading. You will get it eventually.

Nuke Nixon
I'm not drunk enough.

Flyattractor
Well go back to bed until you are.

Nuke Nixon
Not enough booze in the world to make you make sense.

Flyattractor
But think of how much fun it will be to try and find out...

Nuke Nixon
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Flyattractor
Eww.

Bud is shit beer.

Nuke Nixon
I ain't gonna start with the good stuff.

Surtur
Originally posted by Flyattractor
http://www.dbtechno.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Pitbull-dachshund-1.jpg

That is just something that should *not* exist. Even the look on it's face gives away the fact it knows it is some short legged abomination.

I can't even imagine the health problems these things suffer.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I ain't gonna start with the good stuff.

Maintenance Drunk is about the only thing Bud is Good for.

Originally posted by Surtur
That is just something that should *not* exist. Even the look on it's face gives away the fact it knows it is some short legged abomination.

I can't even imagine the health problems these things suffer.

Makes you wonder if someone did this on purpose of if they just came home and found their Pit and Weenie going at it.

I wonder if a pit fuh'ed the wieenie or if the wieenie fuh'ed the pit?

Nuke Nixon
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Flyattractor
Both of those are cheap and bad for you.

Nuke Nixon
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Flyattractor
She did not age well.

Nuke Nixon
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Surtur
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Maintenance Drunk is about the only thing Bud is Good for.



Makes you wonder if someone did this on purpose of if they just came home and found their Pit and Weenie going at it.

I wonder if a pit fuh'ed the wieenie or if the wieenie fuh'ed the pit?

I have to assume it's on purpose. That's almost animal cruelty.

Flyattractor
True. I blame the Anthony Wieener.

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Surtur
I have to assume it's on purpose. That's almost animal cruelty.

It's the dogs fault for having such versatile genes.

Any other animal and you're going to have to put in some real Science.

Raisen
i've seen this pic before.

poor dog

Flyattractor
Oh I am sure he is some ruddy;s rittle rumpy ruddy!!!!!

Nuke Nixon
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Flyattractor
My Weeny can kick your weenies butt.

http://www.simplethingcalledlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/DachshundPitBullMix5.jpg

Nuke Nixon
Why fight, let em frolic and eat scooby snacks, man.

Flyattractor
That is how really ugly dogs are made.

Nuke Nixon
The heart wants what the heart wants.

Flyattractor
Love is Blind. Because the fugly it created made it gouge its eyes out.

Nuke Nixon
Beauty is subjective, even in the animal kingdom.

Flyattractor
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You want give Spidey Kiss Kiss?

Nuke Nixon
Maybe another spider would like "dat hairy thorax, daaaaamn"

Flyattractor
You'd bang it.

Nuke Nixon
At this point I'd bang air.

Flyattractor
So that explains the hole in the ozone...

Nuke Nixon
That's actually shrinking, can't even get some from the atmosphere.

Flyattractor
You just lost your mojo. No Oh Face for the No Mojo!

Nuke Nixon
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Flyattractor
You're rubber has a hole in it.

Nuke Nixon
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