Lord of the Flies

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carthage
http://screenrant.com/lord-flies-remake-female-led-writer-director/

It's going to star girls instead of young boys like previous films did. After having just seen the 90s version I wonder if they can believably capture the gradual decline of the mini civilization of the boys, or show then fighting, hunting, and engaging in tribal like behavior. What are your thoughts on the remake and what differences do you expect in behavior/outcome by casting girls instead of boys like previous versions?

Surtur
Lmao!!!

Sable
Remake with All Female Cast

Sable
Remake with all female cast

Bashar Teg
*takes bong hit*

"okay, check it out. how about they remake carrie but its a dude. and cujo, except cujo is a crazed chimpanzee. firestarter remake, but it's actually an old man instead of a little girl. we'll see if patrick stewart is available. please don't make us have to come up with ideas. you're killin our buzz, melvin" - hollywood

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Sable
Remake with All Female Cast

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BruceSkywalker
will pass

Esau Cairn
And they get stranded on the Greek island, Lesbos.

Can no one SEE THE POTENTIAL? Happy Dance

Sable
laughing out loud

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
*takes bong hit*

"okay, check it out. how about they remake carrie but its a dude. and cujo, except cujo is a crazed chimpanzee. firestarter remake, but it's actually an old man instead of a little girl. we'll see if patrick stewart is available. please don't make us have to come up with ideas. you're killin our buzz, melvin" - hollywood

*Drug Fuel'ed Rant*

Inhuman
"Hey lets remake that one movie or show from way back but , check it out, now we are gonna swap genders!"
"Brilliant!" "That's whats IN right now right? "Lets go with that"












The current state of movies

Flyattractor
Make them College Age and have them run around the entire movie in their panties only....Then it will be worth a rent.

Kazenji
Why the **** is there two threads for this now and on the same day?

Patient_Leech
So Ghostbusters was such a brilliant success that this trend is going to continue. What the fu#k.

steverules_2
Originally posted by Kazenji
Why the **** is there two threads for this now and on the same day?

Because people here really wanna p*ss you off

StiltmanFTW
It doesn't take much to annoy the shit out of Kaz laughing out loud

Kazenji
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It doesn't take much to annoy the shit out of Kaz laughing out loud

And it doesn't take you too long to troll someone eventually getting a banned.

steverules_2
Yeah but his pet peeve is duplicate threads

You don't wanna mess with Kaz, this is FB profile pic

http://www.golfpunkhq.com/mediaLibrary/images/english/10044.jpg

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Kazenji
And it doesn't take you too long to troll someone eventually getting a banned.

http://www.golfpunkhq.com/mediaLibrary/images/english/10044.jpg

steverules_2
Thief!

StiltmanFTW
And a scoundrel, yes.

Btw, Kaz, you're on my list now vin No mercy from now on.

Kazenji
Hmmmm....folks must be bored, So lets annoy another poster.

steverules_2
Kaz PMed me an apology for his outburst

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/08/19/1226699/869290-ff78b03e-086a-11e3-83dc-3d9ceca4e3ce.jpg

I forgive him

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Kazenji
Hmmmm....folks must be bored, So lets annoy another poster.

laughing out loud

Don't make it SO easy for us laughcry

Originally posted by steverules_2
Kaz PMed me an apology for his outburst

I forgive him

Wow... http://images.killermovies.com/forums/icons/v2/icon12.gif

Kaz, I'm waiting for your PM love

Kazenji
Originally posted by steverules_2
Kaz PMed me an apology for his outburst

If i'm a Kangaroo, Then you must be Mole.

StiltmanFTW
And what animal I am?

Esau Cairn
Can we start a third thread of this movie juz to see how much Kaz melts down?

Esau Cairn
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Make them College Age and have them run around the entire movie in their panties only....Then it will be worth a rent.

It's disturbing when only you & I see the full potential.

StiltmanFTW
Do it... smile

Impediment
If this movie about an all female cast stranded on a deserted island isn't a bunch of blonde, Norwegian lesbians eating and tonguing each others' asses in the sunlight on the beach and scissoring in the surf, then I'm not interested.

Esau Cairn
@ Stiltman
I-I-I dunno man...

Kay is pretty quick on that Report button.

Plus we both live in the same country...I ain't taking any chances!

Impediment
Please stay on topic.

Sable
Originally posted by Impediment
If this movie about an all female cast stranded on a deserted island isn't a bunch of blonde, Norwegian lesbians eating and tonguing each others' asses in the sunlight on the beach and scissoring in the surf, then I'm not interested.

laughing out loud

riv6672
Originally posted by Kazenji
Why the **** is there two threads for this now and on the same day?
Originally posted by steverules_2
Because people here really wanna p*ss you off
^^^laughing laughing laughing^^^


On Topic:
I like the story, have since i was a kid. Will watch.

Sable
Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Can we start a third thread of this movie juz to see how much Kaz melts down?

Imp already merged them. SAD!

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Impediment
If this movie about an all female cast stranded on a deserted island isn't a bunch of blonde, Norwegian lesbians eating and tonguing each others' asses in the sunlight on the beach and scissoring in the surf, then I'm not interested.

thumb up

Flyattractor
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And what animal I am?

http://zoo.sandiegozoo.org/sites/default/files/animal_hero/T12_0614_039.jpg

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
It's disturbing when only you & I see the full potential.

True dat.

StiltmanFTW
Tasmanian devil laughing out loud

Thanks, Fly.

Flyattractor
You and those Little Furballs have a lot in common.

Surtur
I assume next it will be an all male version of Little Women lol. Jo becomes Joe.

Flyattractor
Just as long as they don't do it with "White Men".

Robtard
Enjoyed the book, enjoyed the original film, will wait until I see a preview for this before starting to pass judgment.

Am greatly enjoying how a female cast is making the MRA types flip out. Sure, have your reservations, that's sensible. But crying film-rape yet again, lolz.

Originally posted by Impediment
If this movie about an all female cast stranded on a deserted island isn't a bunch of blonde, Norwegian lesbians eating and tonguing each others' asses in the sunlight on the beach and scissoring in the surf, then I'm not interested.

^ This guy should write an director the porn-parody version, imo

Flyattractor
You are just looking forward to seeing a bunch of underage children run around in their underwear, Aint ya Robbie!?

Surtur
Originally posted by Robtard
Am greatly enjoying how a female cast is making the MRA types flip out. Sure, have your reservations, that's sensible. But crying film-rape yet again, lolz.

Indeed, thankfully nobody here is doing that yet.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
http://www.golfpunkhq.com/mediaLibrary/images/english/10044.jpg

You can tell by the look on its face that this animal is dead inside.

Flyattractor
I am just looking forward to watching the Leftist Shit-Fest when this movie bombs.

-Pr-
Originally posted by Robtard
Enjoyed the book, enjoyed the original film, will wait until I see a preview for this before starting to pass judgment.

Am greatly enjoying how a female cast is making the MRA types flip out. Sure, have your reservations, that's sensible. But crying film-rape yet again, lolz.



^ This guy should write an director the porn-parody version, imo

Funny, because what little I've seen has "feminist" people complaining that women would never be that savage to each other... Which I guess means they don't know many women? I dunno.

MRAs generally don't care about stuff like that, from what I've seen.

Ridley_Prime
Even many feminists and such, from what I've seen, would rather have more original stuff made for them than gender bending reboots of things that already existed.

Talon Fang
I remember seeing this movie back when I was a kid. I thought it was kind of boring.

Surtur
Originally posted by -Pr-
Funny, because what little I've seen has "feminist" people complaining that women would never be that savage to each other... Which I guess means they don't know many women? I dunno.

MRAs generally don't care about stuff like that, from what I've seen.

Lol this makes me wonder...how will they handle "Piggy" then? That is like...totes fat shaming.

-Pr-
Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Even many feminists and such, from what I've seen, would rather have more original stuff made for them than gender bending reboots of things that already existed.

TBH, I'm not usually a fan of gender-bending stuff, as like you said an original idea is better. But, if it looks like it's a good lord of the flies film, then i'll most likely want to see it. a good movie is a good movie, etc.

Originally posted by Surtur
Lol this makes me wonder...how will they handle "Piggy" then? That is like...totes fat shaming.

I have NO idea.

Flyattractor
If this is going to be an island of girls I bet some of them don't survive 10 minutes with out their phones.

Surtur
RIP female Piggy, whomever she turns out to be.

Flyattractor
Maybe the will make Female Piggy the Big Hero of the Book.
But then they could go the SJW Marvel route and all the "girls" on the island will be fat and ugly.

Surtur
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Maybe the will make Female Piggy the Big Hero of the Book.
But then they could go the SJW Marvel route and all the "girls" on the island will be fat and ugly.

When it comes to casting her I think Melissa McCarthy is obviously too old, but I'm guessing the chick who played "Barb" in Stranger Things could maybe do it.

Or they could change the reason the nick name "Piggy" is given. Maybe a girl who just eats sloppy, like a pig?

Flyattractor
Lol...This movie is going be a Fun Turd Fest!

Surtur
They could scrap one aspect of the character and just focus on the other. What was notable about Piggy besides being piggish? Those glasses. So you could have a girl who has glasses and her nickname is "four eyes McGee".

I think when it comes to eye shaming vs fat shaming, the former is the lesser of two evils.

Flyattractor
Oh Face Facts. None of the Characters in this movie will have any actual CHARACTER! They will all just be SJW Stereotypes. Oh and them crashing on the island will probably be all the fault of some White Man!!!!

Surtur
Originally posted by -Pr-
Funny, because what little I've seen has "feminist" people complaining that women would never be that savage to each other... Which I guess means they don't know many women? I dunno.

MRAs generally don't care about stuff like that, from what I've seen.

The more I think about this, the more I hope it is just not true lol. For all the talk of equality and all that...how can they spew this nonsense? People are savage, people. No gender is immune.

Surtur
Lol too funny, PR wasn't exaggerating one single bit sadly.

All-female Lord of The Flies remake faces backlash as it 'misses the point' and 'women wouldn't act like that'

One Einstein says:

"An all women remake of Lord of the Flies makes no sense because... the plot of that book wouldn't happen with all women."

Hmm, okay, another says:

"Two men are remaking Lord of the Flies with girls. Proving that they didn't understand it when they read it. Which is hilarious."

Hilarious indeed. Another:

"uhm lord of the flies is about the replication of systemic masculine toxicity
every 9th grader knows this
u can read about it on sparknotes"

Hmm, I see. Deeper into the rabbit hole we go:

"The female-led Lord of the Flies wouldn't ever happen because women would just branch off into their own respective groups peacefully"

Lol.

"We're literally living an all-male "Lord of the Flies" right now, but sure, let's see two male writers describe how women would be worse."


laughing

Flyattractor
Lol! The best part is that anyone that would use "Systemic masculine toxicity" to describe Male Relationships don't know Jack SHIT about Women.

This is why AntiFa is such a problem.

Surtur
I just like how men and women are equal...unless that equality portrays women in a bad light, then there are obvious differences.

They also can't seem to stand men are writing this. So to please them you pretty much need everything female. The cast, the crew, the directors, the writers, etc. Nothing less than that is good enough.

Flyattractor
I am sure the "men" writing it are Pure Leftist Cucks so it is guaranteed that they have no balls.

Surtur
Lol why has the name not been changed to "Lady of the Flies" or "Queen of the Flies" ?

Flyattractor
Because that WORD is Sexist.

riv6672
Originally posted by -Pr-
I have NO idea.
I think the fat shaming should definitely stay.
Equality means women get the good AND the bad, not just the best parts after all.

Surtur
^^^Hates women.

Flyattractor
No. He just hates FAT Women....

-Pr-
Originally posted by riv6672
I think the fat shaming should definitely stay.
Equality means women get the good AND the bad, not just the best parts after all.

I meant that I have no idea how they'll handle it. I think it should remain close to the source material, but I won't speak for anyone else.

Flyattractor
It could be interesting. Especially since all of the women in this movie will have to be "Strong and Independent". Maybe it will be the Straight Girls bullying all the LBGQTXYZ "Girls". Only way this could work.

-Pr-
Or they could just write them like actual women... I doubt it'll happen, but still.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by -Pr-
Or they could just write them like actual women...

Not in Modern PC/SJW Hollywood.

Never gonna happen.

cdtm
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
*takes bong hit*

"okay, check it out. how about they remake carrie but its a dude. and cujo, except cujo is a crazed chimpanzee. firestarter remake, but it's actually an old man instead of a little girl. we'll see if patrick stewart is available. please don't make us have to come up with ideas. you're killin our buzz, melvin" - hollywood

laughing

-Pr-
Originally posted by Flyattractor

Not in Modern PC/SJW Hollywood.

Never gonna happen.

No, but a man can dream.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by -Pr-
No, but a man can dream.


Then lets just hope someone pays attention to what I said earlier and we get a Porno Spoof of this...

riv6672
Originally posted by -Pr-
I meant that I have no idea how they'll handle it. I think it should remain close to the source material, but I won't speak for anyone else.
Yeah, i got thats what you meant.
I then replied with how i think it should be handled. thumb up

Impediment
El Oh ****ing El at the thought of this version being "sensitive" against fat shaming and bullying. Kinda losses the ENTIRE theme of unsupervised children who resort to feral and savage activity when left alone.

"We'd never call you Piggy! That's hurtful! Now stand still while we drop this boulder on you!"

Surtur
Originally posted by Impediment
El Oh ****ing El at the thought of this version being "sensitive" against fat shaming and bullying. Kinda losses the ENTIRE theme of unsupervised children who resort to feral and savage activity when left alone.

"We'd never call you Piggy! That's hurtful! Now stand still while we drop this boulder on you!"

laughing

Oh that boulder...it doesn't know it's going to be used to commit a hate crime in this movie.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Impediment
El Oh ****ing El at the thought of this version being "sensitive" against fat shaming and bullying. Kinda losses the ENTIRE theme of unsupervised children who resort to feral and savage activity when left alone.

"We'd never call you Piggy! That's hurtful! Now stand still while we drop this boulder on you!"

wait...is this a real thing or an internet thing? i havent been keeping up.

Surtur
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
wait...is this a real thing or an internet thing? i havent been keeping up.

The real thing is that some women reacted as if women would never behave this badly in this situation and that they would come together and just solve it. Some said the book was about "toxic masculinity".

This lead me to wonder how "Piggy" would be treated.

Bashar Teg
oh okay so we're just reacting to speculation.

i would call it "toxic adolescence" and do hope they give the writing for this gender-swap fair treatment. would make the whole film pointless if they ignored that.

Surtur
Oh and there is anger men are writing it. But to be fair, someone competent could make it a decent movie. It could be a film that explores the nature of humanity itself, and what happens when suddenly you have no law, no government, etc. Especially because some would not expect to see this behavior from women.

Flyattractor
I know I could "Do Der Google" but how many actual Films has this Story actually Gotten?! I can only recall that crappy one from the what late 70's , early 80's?

Esau Cairn
Originally posted by Flyattractor
I know I could "Do Der Google" but how many actual Films has this Story actually Gotten?! I can only recall that crappy one from the what late 70's , early 80's?

I recall the original being black & white then a remake in the 80's.

I just remember having to read the novel in school & hating it.
The actual style of writing was bleak & abrupt...very cold & impersonal descriptions of both the kids & island.

riv6672
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
oh okay so we're just reacting to speculation.

i would call it "toxic adolescence" and do hope they give the writing for this gender-swap fair treatment. would make the whole film pointless if they ignored that.
Yeah, thats why i said, you have ti get the bad stuff in there.

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