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She is really Jackie O level in my book, maybe higher.

not very

She fine for her age.

Way too plastic/pulled for my taste.

Most attractive first lady we've had in a long time.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
not very

You can't be serious

Michelle Obama at 47 was way better looking than Melania at 47 now. Not sure if Michelle was pulled, nipped and tucked like Melania is, but she certainly didn't look it.

Women like Melania ruin their faces and get that generic 'cat' look when they do too much plastic surgery.

Originally posted by Robtard
Michelle Obama at 47 was way better looking than Melania at 47 now. Not sure if Michelle was pulled, nipped and tucked like Melania is, but she certainly didn't look it.

Nah, not really, but okay.

Originally posted by Surtur
Nah, not really, but okay.

Put your dislike of black women and your hard-on over Trump away and you'd see Michelle as the natural beauty she is vs Melania the generic plastic surgery hohum

Granted, Melania might actually be more attractive if she hadn't gone under so many procedures

Originally posted by Robtard
Put your dislike of black women and your hard-on over Trump away and you'd see Michelle as the natural beauty she is vs Melania the generic plastic surgery hohum

Granted, Melania might actually be more attractive if she hadn't gone under so many procedures

So in other words it's racism if you find Michelle less attractive? Okay.

Originally posted by Sable
You can't be serious

sorry. she makes my penis soft.

So who makes it hard so I can understand.

Originally posted by Sable
So who makes it hard so I can understand.

It will be hilarious if he says Michelle Obama.

Originally posted by Robtard
Michelle Obama at 47 was way better looking than Melania at 47 now. Not sure if Michelle was pulled, nipped and tucked like Melania is, but she certainly didn't look it.

Women like Melania ruin their faces and get that generic 'cat' look when they do too much plastic surgery.

I really didn't want this to be a Michelle vs Melania thread but since we appear to be going there.

https://overpassesforamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/michelle-vs-melania.png

Originally posted by Sable
So who makes it hard so I can understand. personality goes a long way with me. lack of does the opposite. also she just looks to me like an old tire that was retreaded too many times.

good job cherry picking bad pics of michelle.

Originally posted by Robtard
Michelle Obama at 47 was way better looking than Melania at 47 now. Not sure if Michelle was pulled, nipped and tucked like Melania is, but she certainly didn't look it.

Women like Melania ruin their faces and get that generic 'cat' look when they do too much plastic surgery. lol, there's no way michelle is hotter than melania

she has a ****ed up looking face

i think barrack is prettier than michelle

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
good job cherry picking bad pics of michelle.

Foreign women have different ways of acting and carrying themselves then American born women.

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
lol, there's no way michelle is hotter than melania

she has a ****ed up looking face

i think barrack is prettier than michelle

Michelle was good looking at times when done up. On an average there is no way she was above Melania, regardless of skin color.


http://im.rediff.com/400-400/news/2017/jan/20live4.jpg

she was average at best even with top notch makeup on. like i said her face is funny looking. barrack could've done way better physically... but it seems to me like him and michelle have a genuine relationship, which i really doubt is true of trump and his mail order bride.

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
lol, there's no way michelle is hotter than melania

she has a ****ed up looking face

i think barrack is prettier than michelle

Probably because you're gay and in the closet?

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
lol, there's no way michelle is hotter than melania

she has a ****ed up looking face

i think barrack is prettier than michelle

She'd make a decent linebacker in the NFL tho.

You think she'd take a knee?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
personality goes a long way with me. lack of does the opposite. also she just looks to me like an old tire that was retreaded too many times.

They're into the whole Stepford Wives thing; a woman with a personality that might dare challenge them is a direct affront on their micro-penises

We can also be 100% certain that Obama's member is ridiculously larger than Trump's obviously very tiny penis

Originally posted by Surtur
She'd make a decent linebacker in the NFL tho.

^

See? Surtur proves my point. I should thank him.

Originally posted by Robtard
^

See? Surtur proves my point. I should thank him.

Your point was she is fugly? Cuz I'm talking just about her looks. Not commenting on the personality.

Originally posted by Surtur
She'd make a decent linebacker in the NFL tho.

You think she'd take a knee? You aren't funny.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You aren't funny.

You are, but for all the wrong reasons.

Originally posted by Surtur
You are, but for all the wrong reasons. Well because my jokes come at the expense of idiots such as yourself.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Well because my jokes come at the expense of idiots such as yourself.

No, it's because you aren't tall enough to ride on certain roller coasters.

Originally posted by Robtard
Put your dislike of black women and your hard-on over Trump away and you'd see Michelle as the natural beauty she is vs Melania the generic plastic surgery hohum

Granted, Melania might actually be more attractive if she hadn't gone under so many procedures

If Barack had been Married to Melania, she would have been the most gorgeous First Lady to ever walked the earth.

And we both know it.

Originally posted by Surtur
No, it's because you aren't tall enough to ride on certain roller coasters. 5 foot nine and a half definitely is tall enough to ride on the coasters. But you don't have enough money to get in.

Originally posted by Robtard
Probably because you're gay and in the closet? i'm bisexual and not in the closet

but i prefer women to men

but i also prefer eurotrash models to gap toothed weirdos

the fact that you can convince yourself into thinking michelle is hotter than some model is just a testament of the extent to which you allow politics to warp your perception

Originally posted by quanchi112
5 foot nine and a half definitely is tall enough to ride on the coasters. But you don't have enough money to get in.



It's hilarious you felt the need to add over 5 and a half inches to your own height.

Hey I bet if you get some shoes with some thick soles you could reach 5 foot 5. Go for it.

Originally posted by Surtur
It's hilarious you felt the need to add over 5 and a half inches to your own height.

Hey I bet if you get some shoes with some thick soles you could reach 5 foot 5. Go for it. It is hilarious you can't get into an amusement park while I ride the rides. You're a loser.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It is hilarious you can't get into an amusement park while I ride the rides. You're a loser.

Bro I'm talking like Six Flags type stuff. I'm pretty sure you can get into the local carnival and hop on the "roller coaster" that essentially just goes around in a circle.

Originally posted by Sable
If Barack had been Married to Melania, she would have been the most gorgeous First Lady to ever walked the earth.

And we both know it. pretty much

michelle isn't even 2nd... jackie-o was def cuter than michelle. I dunno enough first ladies to make a good list so michelle is default 3rd place i guess for now. whether jackie-o or melania were number one can be up for debate. but both of them are clearly prettier than michelle.

Originally posted by Surtur
Bro I'm talking like Six Flags type stuff. I'm pretty sure you can get into the local carnival and hop on the "roller coaster" that essentially just goes around in a circle. Yes, you can't afford a ticket there. I get it you have never been. Poor thing.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, you can't afford a ticket there. I get it you have never been. Poor thing.

On the plus side your short stature probably made it so that you easily fit into the lockers at whatever school you attended. Small miracles

Originally posted by Sable
If Barack had been Married to Melania, she would have been the most gorgeous First Lady to ever walked the earth.

And we both know it.

Melania would still be a woman who's had too much surgery

Originally posted by Sable
If Barack had been Married to Melania, she would have been the most gorgeous First Lady to ever walked the earth.

And we both know it. honestly: no. i have a particular distaste for the whole plastic surgery addiction mistique.. imo she appears empty headed and subservient as well as lacking any personallity. also i saw her **** and i just don't think that's something an average american should be able to say about the first lady.

my opinion aside, people have different preferences for where they'd like to put their penises. its weird to accuse someone of lying about that.

Originally posted by Robtard
Melania would still be a woman who's had too much surgery and michelle's still a woman who's had not enough surgery

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
i'm bisexual and not in the closet

but i prefer women to men

but i also prefer eurotrash models to gap toothed weirdos

the fact that you can convince yourself into thinking michelle is hotter than some model is just a testament of the extent to which you allow politics to warp your perception

A model who's had too much surgery, I've already said that if Melania hadn't had so many surgeries, she would probably be better looking. So calm the eff down, no one is saying you can't personally be attracted to surgery junkies or other men's dicks.

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
and michelle's still a woman who's had not enough surgery

What a weird comment.

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
and michelle's still a woman who's had not enough surgery

LOL yeah I was just about to say...she could kinda sorta maybe use a tiny bit of surgery. At least something to block the testosterone she has obviously been accumulating.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
also i saw her **** and i just don't think that's something an average american should be able to say about the first lady.well why the **** not?

it's just strange that only trump haters ever seen to trash melania.

she's not that great, by hollywood standards. but by first lady standards, she's pretty much top notch.

Originally posted by Robtard
What a weird comment. it was pretty funny imo

If it makes you guys feel any better I'm sure Michelle could beat Melania in an arm wrestling contest.

i'm pretty sure she can take barrack too

"Trash Melania" isn't what's happening. Pointing out she's had too much surgery and this has affected her looks is a fact, she's way too pulled.

You want to talk about "trashing", that would be the comments calling Michelle Obama an ape and the like.

Plus another bonus: you never need to open jars for her, she has that shit covered.

Originally posted by Surtur
On the plus side your short stature probably made it so that you easily fit into the lockers at whatever school you attended. Small miracles You never graduated did you, burn out. You're a loser on every conceivable level.

Originally posted by Robtard
"Trash Melania" isn't what's happening. Pointing out she's had too much surgery and this has affected her looks is a fact, she's way too pulled.
by trash melania i basically mean pretending she isn't hotter than michelle

that's quite an insult imo

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
well why the **** not?

it's just strange that only trump haters ever seen to trash melania.

she's not that great, by hollywood standards. but by first lady standards, she's pretty much top notch.

sorry that i find your boycrush to be unattractive, but again it's a weird thing to get upset over and accuse people of lying. its actually quite fedorable.

you def have more of a boner for trump than i do.

i say negative and positive things about him. you are incapable of doing so.

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
by trash melania i basically mean pretending she isn't hotter than michelle

that's quite an insult imo

No one is pretending :/

Originally posted by Robtard
Melania would still be a woman who's had too much surgery
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
honestly: no. i have a particular distaste for the whole plastic surgery addiction mistique.. imo she appears empty headed and subservient as well as lacking any personallity. also i saw her **** and i just don't think that's something an average american should be able to say about the first lady.

my opinion aside, people have different preferences for where they'd like to put their penises. its weird to accuse someone of lying about that.

Maybe for you two, but the fact remains Barack walked on water with a vast majority of pop culture and the media, no one would have ever said a bad word about Melania if they were married. And it would not have mattered if he had married a porn star, he would have been seen as a saint, a uniter, and whatever other names they could come up with.

Which is why I dont buy he Melania hate. There is nothing to hate about this woman.

i dont hate her. i have no reason to like her.

I don't find her to be that attractive, honestly.

Originally posted by Sable
Maybe for you two, but the fact remains Barack walked on water with a vast majority of pop culture and the media, no one would have ever said a bad word about Melania if they were married. And it would not have mattered if he had married a porn star, he would have been seen as a saint, a uniter, and whatever other names they could come up with.

Which is why I dont buy he Melania hate. There is nothing to hate about this woman.

Who is talking shit about Melania here?

Originally posted by Robtard
Who is talking shit about Melania here?

re read "I said pop culture and the media."

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
well why the **** not?

it's just strange that only trump haters ever seen to trash melania.

she's not that great, by hollywood standards. but by first lady standards, she's pretty much top notch.

Pretty much, besides Jackie Kennedy, there really isnt anyone else that top notch. Hillary really lowered the bar tbh.

Originally posted by Sable
If Barack had been Married to Melania, she would have been the most gorgeous First Lady to ever walked the earth.

And we both know it.

Another point that was missed, if that had happened, she'd have been labelled a "race traitor" and therefore "ugly" by certain people. *cough* Trumper-types *cough*

Originally posted by Sable
Pretty much, besides Jackie Kennedy, there really isnt anyone else that top notch. Hillary really lowered the bar tbh.

I found Laura Bush to be attractive, if way too conservative in dress and mannerisms

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/8c/ba/b5/8cbab54f9e35a75053f63aeb98c0a88b--george-w-bush-bush-family.jpg

Laura Bush was attractive as well. But the idea that because Melania had work done so that disqualifies her as gorgeous doesn't really pass the smell test because I bet I could rattle of 20 Hollywood A list celebrities that have had much work done that are considered gorgeous.

People are different, some people can have ten surgeries and they look overall normal, others can have two and they look like a frightened cat

Originally posted by Robtard
frightened cat

not even

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/32/b05a1ecaf2f2b945cfc00e12a4cfe3bc/l.jpg

Do we even know if she had work, she looks the same in all her pics.

Originally posted by Sable
Do we even know if she had work, she looks the same in all her pics.



She prolly has her surgeon on speed-dial

gross @ laura bush

i bet her pussy has cobwebs on it

barbara bush. dat ass doe.

Melania: 7.5/10

I'd hit it, but I don't think she's a goddess.

This is the cringiest thread on KMC in quite some time and it has some serious competition for it.

Yea it got seedy quick

Melania is pretty but I do agree, too much plastic surgery for my taste. She was gorgeous when she was younger though, when she had less/no plastic surgery. Just a matter of taste really.

Originally posted by Sable
She is really Jackie O level in my book, maybe higher.

I don't think she's bad looking, though not great either. Michelle never really did it for me either, though.

Originally posted by jaden101
This is the cringiest thread on KMC in quite some time and it has some serious competition for it.

👍👍

Originally posted by Sable
I really didn't want this to be a Michelle vs Melania thread but since we appear to be going there.

https://overpassesforamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/michelle-vs-melania.png My turn:

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/amrWzn9_700b.jpg

Hillary's hotter.

Only if she has a fever.

Originally posted by Surtur
If it makes you guys feel any better I'm sure Michelle could beat Melania in an arm wrestling contest. Surt doesn't like women who could whoop his behind.

.....there is a joke here but I won't make it.

Originally posted by Beniboybling
Surt doesn't like women who could whoop his behind.

Nah, it's the fugliness.

What a ****ed up thread.

Definitely think Mrs. Trump is very very attractive. And Orochimaru has quite the feminine vibe going on so the comparison is not a detriment. How many doujinshis (is that how you spell it? I'm not looking it up at work) were made of Oro as a gender bender? He's like...Michael Jackson but even more feminine.

Michelle is certainly attractive as well, as I stated before. I'm with Robtard: I don't like the fake stuff....not at all. However, Melania looks great regardless of the work. Also, I don't buy into the anti-Trump hate against Melania: she hates Trump just as much as everyone else. She's smart as hell. Ya'll idiots who hate Melania just because she is married to Trump shows how pathetically vapid you are.

How about you ugly f*cks post pictures of yourself and let's judge you on your looks? Let's judge how fat and ugly your pot bellies look, who has the grossest facial hair, your shut-in pockmarked complexions, etc. My guess is, the only one here that would pass as decent would be Adam Poe unless he let himself go these past few years.

Well I think stuff being said is what doesn't really need to be said in terms of surgery. Of course people would prefer a natural beauty. Plastic surgery in and of itself doesn't bother me. Sometimes yeah celebs go too far and they end up looking worse than they would have without it.

Originally posted by Surtur
Well I think stuff being said is what doesn't really need to be said in terms of surgery. Of course people would prefer a natural beauty. Plastic surgery in and of itself doesn't bother me. Sometimes yeah celebs go too far and they end up looking worse than they would have without it.

STFU and post your picture from sometime this month.

Edit - Fap fap fap fap

Yer gunna violate muh pic

We all know Melania hasn't ****ed Donald J. in years.

Originally posted by Sable
Pretty much, besides Jackie Kennedy, there really isnt anyone else that top notch. Hillary really lowered the bar tbh.
when Hillary was younger, she was actually pretty. Not drop dead gorgeous by any stretch of the imagination, but totally bangable.

It's disturbing to admit, but honestly I have a deep desire to sleep with Hillary one time. Not because she's hot, but because I get the vibe that the sex would be wild as Hell. She's that combination of anger/bitterness and carefully orchistrated control that freqently ends up meaning a total freak in bed.

Originally posted by dadudemon
What a ****ed up thread.

Definitely think Mrs. Trump is very very attractive. And Orochimaru has quite the feminine vibe going on so the comparison is not a detriment. How many doujinshis (is that how you spell it? I'm not looking it up at work) were made of Oro as a gender bender? He's like...Michael Jackson but even more feminine.

Michelle is certainly attractive as well, as I stated before. I'm with Robtard: I don't like the fake stuff....not at all. However, Melania looks great regardless of the work. Also, I don't buy into the anti-Trump hate against Melania: she hates Trump just as much as everyone else. She's smart as hell. Ya'll idiots who hate Melania just because she is married to Trump shows how pathetically vapid you are.

How about you ugly f*cks post pictures of yourself and let's judge you on your looks? Let's judge how fat and ugly your pot bellies look, who has the grossest facial hair, your shut-in pockmarked complexions, etc. My guess is, the only one here that would pass as decent would be Adam Poe unless he let himself go these past few years.



Most people are cowards here, you know this.

Originally posted by darthgoober
when Hillary was younger, she was actually pretty. Not drop dead gorgeous by any stretch of the imagination, but totally bangable.

It's disturbing to admit, but honestly I have a deep desire to sleep with Hillary one time. Not because she's hot, but because I get the vibe that the sex would be wild as Hell. She's that combination of anger/bitterness and carefully orchistrated control that freqently ends up meaning a total freak in bed.

Hillay used to be a decent person and attractive. Until she was replaced with a psychotic clone.

Originally posted by Sable
Hillay used to be a decent person and attractive. Until she was replaced with a psychotic clone.
I personally find psychos to be hotter than non in general lol.

Maybe in other cases but she def isn't hot anymore. Go look up pics of Nancy Pelosi younger, there are not many

Originally posted by Sable
Maybe in other cases but she def isn't hot anymore. Go look up pics of Nancy Pelosi younger, there are not many
Yeah she's definately not physically attractive anymore, but I'd still like to sleep with her one time. Seems like a guaranteed night of wild, freaky, porn sex. Like Eva Green in 200 pt 2, where it's like a physical fight over who's f*cking who lol

Originally posted by darthgoober
I personally find psychos to be hotter than non in general lol. I agree I prefer psychos as well. More interesting.

Still waiting on those photos so we can judge you guys. I see none.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Still waiting on those photos so we can judge you guys. I see none. ??

the fedora-based rage in this thread is hysterical. keep it coming.

She's so gorgeous that if she was Trump's daughter he'd still **** her.

Trump is proof regardless of what he says. People care about action not endless empty rhetoric like Obama.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
She's so gorgeous that if she was Trump's daughter he'd still **** her.

Ivanka is definitely hotter than Melania to me.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Still waiting on those photos so we can judge you guys. I see none.

I don't have any, I don't take shit like selfies and all that. Plus come on bro: nobody here can compete with your shirtless pictures in front of the bathroom mirror

Originally posted by Sable
Trump is proof regardless of what he says. People care about action not endless empty rhetoric like Obama.

Is he, though? Getting an extra scoop of ice cream is an action. Folk whined.

Originally posted by Surtur
I don't have any, I don't take shit like selfies and all that. Plus come on bro: nobody here can compete with your shirtless pictures in front of the bathroom mirror

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02873/lgbtflag_2873116k.jpg

Nice.

Most ****able first lady since Hillary Clinton.

Originally posted by Sable
Trump is proof regardless of what he says. People care about action not endless empty rhetoric like Obama.

Trump is nothing but empty words and inaction. We get a lot of "it will be the best" and "just wait and see" type of promises, then nothing but farts in the wind.

Originally posted by dadudemon
What a ****ed up thread.

Definitely think Mrs. Trump is very very attractive. And Orochimaru has quite the feminine vibe going on so the comparison is not a detriment. How many doujinshis (is that how you spell it? I'm not looking it up at work) were made of Oro as a gender bender? He's like...Michael Jackson but even more feminine.

Michelle is certainly attractive as well, as I stated before. I'm with Robtard: I don't like the fake stuff....not at all. However, Melania looks great regardless of the work. Also, I don't buy into the anti-Trump hate against Melania: she hates Trump just as much as everyone else. She's smart as hell. Ya'll idiots who hate Melania just because she is married to Trump shows how pathetically vapid you are.

How about you ugly f*cks post pictures of yourself and let's judge you on your looks? Let's judge how fat and ugly your pot bellies look, who has the grossest facial hair, your shut-in pockmarked complexions, etc. My guess is, the only one here that would pass as decent would be Adam Poe unless he let himself go these past few years.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz4aNLGkgkpddEtdi_gVjIA?

that's my youtube channel

Originally posted by Foxsteak
Most ****able first lady since Hillary Clinton. that's sick bro

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
that's sick bro Did you see the presidential debates?

She got ****ed and it was siiiiick!

it's not even her looks tbh it's her chimpmunk voice and robotic demeanor

She looked pretty sexy in the 90s, and she's pure evil.

I also like her smile.

Originally posted by Surtur
I don't have any, I don't take shit like selfies and all that. Plus come on bro: nobody here can compete with your shirtless pictures in front of the bathroom mirror Loser.

Originally posted by Sable
I really didn't want this to be a Michelle vs Melania thread but since we appear to be going there.

Why is it that I doubt this?

Originally posted by Foxsteak
She looked pretty sexy in the 90s, and she's pure evil.

I also like her smile. that's true... she wasn't bad when bill was prez

Originally posted by dadudemon
My guess is, the only one here that would pass as decent would be Adam Poe unless he let himself go these past few years.

https://media.tenor.com/images/4e0535d3af1fc3611ac8bb76fc2eca9f/tenor.gif

Great looking woman. Certainly better looking than that Klingon Obama is sticking his bat'leth into.

yes, very sexy

https://i.imgur.com/b2p8i7C.jpg

Originally posted by playa1258
Great looking woman. Certainly better looking than that Klingon Obama is sticking his bat'leth into.

Originally posted by quanchi112


Ivanka is definitely hotter than Melania to me. no question...

whats the competition looking like in terms of prez daughters?

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
no question...

whats the competition looking like in terms of prez daughters? Ivanka vs who ?

all other president's daughters... excluding obama's daughters cause they're minors

bush twins, chelsea, etc

i don't see any competition tbh

Originally posted by quanchi112


Ivanka is definitely hotter than Melania to me.

That's something you and Trump have in common then, quan

"If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps, I would be dating her." -Donald Trump 2006

"Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . . " -Donald Trump 2015

Originally posted by Sable
Says the resident queer Consider this a warning for bashing. That type of nonsense is not allowed on KMC. Closing this thread to make sure my point is clear.