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**** IT, WE'RE DOING IT LIVE!

"Why am I losing this?" That's a great question, isn't it?

On a semi-related note, one of my dad's cousins got taken to a mental hospital cause he called the emergency services complaining of incessant hammering. When the cops got there, he kept telling them to make the hammering stop even though no one else could hear it. That's a bit uncanny.

He's so so angry. Why do people get so angry like this?


And that poor young man trying to fix his ear piece got yelled at. He was probably shitting his pants.

This made him look terrible. What an *******.

Yeah, but we have great things like "stop the hammering!" from it.

I was waiting for him to go into a Master style freak out with "stop the drums, stop the drums!".

Originally posted by Surtur
Yeah, but we have great things like "stop the hammering!" from it.

I was waiting for him to go into a Master style freak out with "stop the drums, stop the drums!".

Oh you missed it, and its even better then what you think

https://twitter.com/ryanmiddleton/status/910634422734659584

LOL he actually name drops the head of MSNBC and says they should call him.

Stop the hammering!

What if Trump was caught doing this?

Originally posted by Sable
Stop the hammering!

What if Trump was caught doing this?

It would be an article on every major media website.

Which this is a bit off topic but, I just found it hilarious that CNN, WaPo, etc. each felt the need to dedicate articles to the definition of "dotard".

Outstanding journalism wouldn't you say? Did you see their hypothetical Kim Jong Un interview? Lol.

Hammer time!

I keep picturing Arnold from Jingle All the Way. Put that cookie down! But replace "cookie" with "hammer".

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Originally posted by Surtur
It would be an article on every major media website.

Which this is a bit off topic but, I just found it hilarious that CNN, WaPo, etc. each felt the need to dedicate articles to the definition of "dotard".

Outstanding journalism wouldn't you say? Did you see their hypothetical Kim Jong Un interview? Lol.

Link?

Originally posted by Sable
Link?

To be fair, they totally topped their Elmo interview:

Originally posted by Surtur
Lol...Fareed Zakaria: A hypothetical interview with Kim Jong Un.

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Can't touch this!

Remember when Clint Eastwood did an imaginary interview and everybody thought he was crazy? Good times.

Wait, but that is somehow different because

He's old. Old people. Crazy old folk.

Oh I thought cause he was anti Hillary

Kim Jong Un is strangely relatable once you see an imaginary interview conducted with him by a crazy person.

I just await CNN's "Questions I would have asked Hitler" segment next week.

Stop the hammering!!!

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Put dat hammer down!