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Does anybody have a quote?

Death sticks and fear.

Srsly though I believe in legends he enjoyed fine wine

Originally posted by Kurk
Death sticks and fear.

Srsly though I believe in legends he enjoyed fine wine
How could he enjoy drink if he has no penis?

These nuts

Originally posted by Kurk
Death sticks and fear.

Srsly though I believe in legends he enjoyed fine wine

Do you have a quote?

Idk, check the Plagueis novel, iirc there's some scenes with food or bevs

The hearts of Kursid warriors?

That was Plagueis

Why is this important?

Also, I imagine he feasted on the unborn.

Originally posted by MythLord
Why is this important?

Just curious

Originally posted by MythLord
Also, I imagine he feasted on the unborn.

Quote?

Originally posted by Azronger
That was Plagueis
Nah but Plagueis passed it to Sheev afterwards

Do you have a quote?

Probably your typical upper-class dining.

So Taco Bell as oppose to Mc'donalds

Originally posted by NewGuy01
Probably your typical upper-class dining.

Do you have a quote?

Originally posted by NewGuy01
Probably your typical upper-class dining.
Originally posted by Azronger
Do you have a quote?

Originally posted by Azronger
Do you have a quote?

I mean, I know he was raised in a family of relatively normal aristocrats. The hell do you think he eats? Babies?

KEK.

It's probably safe to assume he doesn't eat ration bars.

Outside of "official dinners" he lived as vegan.

Pussy. Palpatine ate loads of pussy.

Originally posted by Kurk
Yes, during the prequel era he ate Anakin's ass and washed it down with his semen. Originally posted by Azronger
Do you have a quote?

Originally posted by relentless1
Pussy. Palpatine ate loads of pussy.

There actually exists a canonical quote implying that

Originally posted by NewGuy01
I mean, I know he was raised in a family of relatively normal aristocrats. The hell do you think he eats? Babies?

Do you have a quote?

Originally posted by Ursumeles
Outside of "official dinners" he lived as vegan.

Do you have a quote?

Originally posted by Kurk
It's probably safe to assume he doesn't eat ration bars.

Do you have a quote?

Valk's cock

Originally posted by Azronger
There actually exists a canonical quote implying that

no one cunnies like a Sith Lord

Originally posted by relentless1
Pussy. Palpatine ate loads of pussy.
The real reason for his facial deformity is he caught syphilis from some cheap Twi'lek in Coruscant's red light district.
From Darth Plagueis:

is it cheating if you use the Force to hit the G spot??

Originally posted by MythLord
Also, I imagine he feasted on the unborn.

I meant eggs, btw.

Also, I love how Az keeps begging people for quotes like some poor old man begging people for change.
"Spare a quote, sir?"