Germany takes all the Fun out of Going to the Zoo.

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Flyattractor
They are going to make it ILLEGAL to swim in the Crocodile Pond at their Zoos. THE FUH GERMANY?

In a While Crocodile...it will be SWIM TIME!!!

Surtur
It's only the kids who can't do it. The adults are still allowed to. The zoo might call it "adults swimming with crocodiles" but I call it "Darwin Award Tryouts".

Flyattractor
I call it a reason to go to the zoo.

shiv
hah ha ha

o fly you make me laugh

I'm laughing so hard I need to drink some water

Omfg crocodiles Swimming with crocodiles

Flyattractor
For the most fun wait for people to jump in the Croc pond then toss in some raw meat, and WATCH THE FUN!!!

cdtm
Goddamn it Germany. How could an intelligent people be so stupid so often?

Foxsteak
Are crocodiles good at blowjobs? If so I want one snappy.

Flyattractor
Salt Water Crocs give the best blows.

Foxsteak
I want one from a baby croc

Flyattractor
Not big enough for a adult sized one?

Foxsteak
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Not big enough for a adult sized one? Nah I just prefer baby crocs.

They look like otters.

Flyattractor
Oh You are one of ...THOSE type of Croc Fans....*alerts the authorities*

Foxsteak
Okay, I didn't realise how small baby crocs were. I meant those midget crocs.

ArtificialGlory
****ing boring-ass Germans. No more taking your unwanted stepkids to the zoo for a good time with the crocs.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Foxsteak
Okay, I didn't realise how small baby crocs were. I meant those midget crocs.

*reported for racists comments*

Foxsteak
Whatevs.

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