Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Bane & Darth Zannah

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JKBart
THE RULES
* Obi-Wan has just seen the footage of Bane & Zannah killing Anakin and then raping him in every hole.
* Bane lacks his left arm.
* Zannah has her eyes crushed in by a giant penis, effectively blinded.
* Bane is constantly seeing visions of Yoda having sex with Padme Amidala, making him so disgusted he can vomit any second mid-fight.
* Zannah's right leg was infected and amputated.

THE FIGHTING AREA
* World Trade Center wreckage shortly after the accident, but no civilians and other personnel.
* Starting distance - 5 meters.

Who wins?

darthbane77
Kenobi, cuz of stips. Quality shitpost.

godemperortrump
Bane gets an amp from seeing Padme getting drilled and destroys Kenobi

Kurk
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Thank you Bart; ILY. :3

Kurk
Originally posted by Kurk
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Thank you Bart; ILY. :3 Everyone in my school library thinks I'm a lunatic from the loling from this post!

cs_zoltan
Well...you are.

Kurk
Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Well...you are. I learn from the best smile

cs_zoltan
AP?

Kurk
bump

Kurk
dump

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JKBart
bonus round: obi and bane have sex with zannah, who gives her better fuging?

Kurk
Originally posted by JKBart
bonus round: obi and bane have sex with zannah, who gives her better fuging? "Sith lords are our specialty"

I think Obi knows how to pleasure her the best.

Dispray
Both healthy Bane and Zannah can solostomp Kenobi.

LordOfTheLight
Lmfao

JKBart
Originally posted by Dispray
Both healthy Bane and Zannah can solostomp Kenobi. kill self

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