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Who would you pick to torture joker

Punisher
Batman
Ghostrider
Superman
Deathstroke
Wolverine
Venom
Dr Doom
Thanos

Doom/Thanos.

Torture for Joker is like rewarding him for what he did.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Torture for Joker is like rewarding him for what he did.

Doom with brain surgery/magic turns him sane. Then hits him with the full force of what he's done.

Or uses time travel, to make him relive losing his wife over and over again, whilst he's sane.

Doom is a good guy these days. He drinks tea with his pinky up.

None of these guys would do the job well. I'm hiring Cletus Cassidy.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Doom with brain surgery/magic turns him sane. Then hits him with the full force of what he's done.

Or uses time travel, to make him relive losing his wife over and over again, whilst he's sane.

None of tjese guys would be a suitable torturer. They'd either not punish enough or finish it too quick.

I'd choose Vril Dox. Use his genius to make Joker Sane then hook him up to a coluan mind link machine and then bombard his brain with everything his sane mind fears or hates all while feeding every nerve end in his bidy with agony. Afterball for dox tje end justifies any means

Then I'd be happy.

Carver.

Lobo or Etrigan th Demon. Everybody else on that list is a pussy.

Originally posted by beatboks
None of tjese guys would be a suitable torturer. They'd either not punish enough or finish it too quick.

I'd choose Vril Dox. Use his genius to make Joker Sane then hook him up to a coluan mind link machine and then bombard his brain with everything his sane mind fears or hates all while feeding every nerve end in his bidy with agony. Afterball for dox tje end justifies any means

Then I'd be happy. You think Doom or Thanos wouldn't do something like this?

Originally posted by Mindset
You think Doom or Thanos wouldn't do something like this?

Doom and Thanos are REDEEMABLE Characters. So that makes them pussis. Vril Dox is a hard core A-Hole. Much better choice then those two.


And from the list , the Best choice would be Ghost Rider. If it is Late 1st Series Zarathos GR. Hellfire for the win.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Doom and Thanos are REDEEMABLE Characters. So that makes them pussis. Vril Dox is a hard core A-Hole. Much better choice then those two.


And from the list , the Best choice would be Ghost Rider. If it is Late 1st Series Zarathos GR. Hellfire for the win. Nope.

Originally posted by Mindset
Nope.

Oh? And why is that?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Oh? And why is that? They have the means and demeanor to do anything Vril can/will do.

Originally posted by Mindset
They have the means and demeanor to do anything Vril can/will do.

But they could go all Goody Goody Pussy on you at any moment to.

That is why Vril Dox is a Better Choice. He don't go Goody Goody Pussy.

Originally posted by Stoic
None of these guys would do the job well. I'm hiring Cletus Cassidy.
Yup. He'd be my go to choice from the Marvel Universe to get the job done. Joker would be praying for death.

Don't you think that Cletus would've ended him too quickly?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't you think that Cletus would've ended him too quickly?
Nope. He's a depraved psychopath, he'd get off on it and he's capable of doing some real sick shit with his powers (while being totally beyond Joker's ability to hurt).

What are his torturing feats?

Originally posted by zopzop
Nope. He's a depraved psychopath, he'd get off on it and he's capable of doing some real sick shit with his powers (while being totally beyond Joker's ability to hurt).

Cleatus with out the Symbiote is a punk. Joker makes him his ***** even if he is tied up.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Cleatus with out the Symbiote is a punk. Joker makes him his ***** even if he is tied up.

Who said anything about him not having the alien?

Originally posted by TethAdamTheRock
Who would you pick to torture joker

Punisher
Batman
Ghostrider
Superman
Deathstroke
Wolverine
Venom
Dr Doom
Thanos
Sorry, man, but i'd just kill him myself.

Originally posted by Stoic
Who said anything about him not having the alien?

I am just saying the Joker became a Legand with No Powers.
Cletus needed a Nigh Unstoppable Alien to make him something,and what he is kind of crap.

Originally posted by Mindset
You think Doom or Thanos wouldn't do something like this?

I think they would if joker did it to their loved ones but tonthosenof someone else they'd be like meh. Dox wants to punish everyone deserving and is more sadistic cold and calculating than guys lile punisher etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-lXA0RIz4

The Exterminator

PLEASE add Mephisto to this list....cause then I would choose Mephisto...thank you for this consideration

Purple Man

wolverine. he learned some pretty sick stuff along the way

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Torture for Joker is like rewarding him for what he did. Unless Doom or Thanos Grant him immortality and then banish him to some cutesy alternate reality where everything is sunshine & unicorns and nothing can die.

Deadpool

Superman could probably bore the Joker to death.

@Sam,

He would get away. Sabertooth is my choice. I'll have him visit Joker every Saturday for the rest of his life torturing him. Or someone with some type of resurrection power that can torture him without limits. If joker try to off himself, he just get brought back to life, rince and repeat.

Getting away is solved by chaining him up and breaking his kneecaps and elbows.
Tie, chain, or cuff the ankles, wrists, upper arms, thighs, neck, torso, and head for good measure. One by one tooth pull so he can't bite you and he has zero chance to escape or hurt you. Make a hole in the chair too so there is zero reason to ever take a chain or cuff off.

If you're thinking "longterm", you feed him blended up food and water. If you ever need to cut him, you give him drugs to promote blood clotting. Buy a generator, have a car battery, wrap your fists, have a really sharp fillet knife, needle and thread, torch and various metal sizes, etc. If you're a weirdo, find something to ram up his ass.

It really wouldn't be too hard to torture someone.

When you torture him, all you guys are doing are in fact, proving him right.

That it takes one bad day, and you're the same as him.

To really drive him mad, ignore him, lol.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
When you torture him, all you guys are doing are in fact, proving him right.

That it takes one bad day, and you're the same as him.

To really drive him mad, ignore him, lol. Who cares about that? Comic book posters aren't superheroes with a hard morality line. The only thing stopping Carver from chopping up hookers and having sex with body parts is the law, not his scruples.

Oh yeah, I'm sure being ignored would hurt more than broken kneecaps. Though nothing says you can't temp blind or deafen him to give a feeling of being alone... while in severe pain.

"Come back here and break every bone in my body!"

The point is that vengeance won't bring your family back, just live on and stop trying to blame the Joker on your family sucking at being inmortal

Originally posted by Bentley
The point is that vengeance won't bring your family back, just live on and stop trying to blame the Joker on your family sucking at being inmortal

http://www.inspiredlivingaffirmations.com/woman-adopts-man-murdered-son/

Originally posted by One Big Mob
http://www.inspiredlivingaffirmations.com/woman-adopts-man-murdered-son/ What if somebody kills him?

I love to watch people double down, specifically when they're hit with cognitive dissonance.

Reminds me of this:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4004480/Pictured-Afghan-migrant-17-modelled-gangsta-rappers-raped-murdered-EU-official-s-daughter-met-work-refugees.html

Or this:
https://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/19/theater/19peac.html

Originally posted by One Big Mob
The only thing stopping Carver from chopping up hookers and having sex with body parts is the law, not his scruples.

OMG.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
http://www.inspiredlivingaffirmations.com/woman-adopts-man-murdered-son/
Wow. If that was my mother and there really is an afterlife, my spirit would haunt that c*nt till she couldn't take it anymore and killed herself.

I wonder how many parents forgave TJ Lane?

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Thing is though, we KNOW Joker is going to be driven crazy by it. Those guys? They're probably laughing at how easily they got away with it.

Joker, OTOH, would actually, honest to God, be tormented by it.

https://i.postimg.cc/qhKPgDPJ/JCNw_JFq_d.jpg

You can't apply real world cases to the Joker. Physically fighting or hurting him is what he always wanted.

Joker doesn't feel pain?

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Joker doesn't feel pain?

He does.

But he enjoys it.

It's like sending a whole load of dick pics to Sin.

Mwahaha. I bet this beauty would make her reconsider her ways!!

Then we'll both enjoy it.

Also no he doesn't. Masking it and actually enjoying having your bones broken are two different things. Out of the 11 breaks I've had, I've laughed off 8 of them and walked on everyone of them besides my femur when I was 5-ish. The 3 I didn't laugh off were when I was 10 and under.
None of those were something I was happier that they happened than the opposite. Broken bones hurt and you can make jokes and laugh about it. It doesn't mean you actually look forward to it

If you think Joker would rather have his arm snapped in half than perfectly fine, then you're lying to yourself. No matter how little you think it will do, hurting someone does what it implies.

You're telling me Joker would have a fun time if Void snapped his shit up like he did Hulk?

I think that he actually would enjoy it, if he got the Void out by torturing and killing Lindy.

Or maybe he wouldn't, which is why he doesn't go up against Superman or whatever. Someone who could actually hurt him for good.

Has he ever done so (not counting Injustice obv)?

I refuse to believe that he internally would enjoy that. Him taunting heroes and pretending he wins because they went "too far" is not the same as his inner thoughts going "Boy I sure do love all this sharp intense pain and not being able to move. I should have snapped my arm and all my other bones in half on my own time."

I don't think snapping his bones torture at least to him. at least not immediately maybe after months of not being able to do anything. joker has to be broken/fixed mentally for physical tortures.

joker is the type to live in the crazy of his own head so snapping bones could be something he laughed off and plotted around even if it took forever.

"Joker would enjoy having his arms and legs ripped off, to really torture him, you just have to ignore him."

https://tinyurl.com/y77zmykw

I would just chain him to a radiator and rape him until one of us died.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
I refuse to believe that he internally would enjoy that.
Yup. Even hardcore psychotic masochists IRL have a limit. Forget about broken bones, imagine what my boy Cletus would do to Joker with the symbiote?

Originally posted by Mindset
I would just chain him to a radiator and rape him until one of us died.
Jesus Christ.

Originally posted by zopzop
Yup. Even hardcore psychotic masochists IRL have a limit. Forget about broken bones, imagine what my boy Cletus would do to Joker with the symbiote?

Key word: in real life.

Joker is nothing like rl, lol. His super sanity, physiology or even gadgets... you won't see anything like that irl.

Crippling him is still a good idea, imo. Without arms, legs, eyes, tongue and so on... he's not going to "play" with anyone. And that is going to be a torture of sorts for him, similar how when he found out that Batman quit in TDKR.

Can you reward Joker instead?

Chain him down in the desert on a hot day with a magnifying glass set up on a mount that makes small gradual movements above his pr#/ck and balls so they are gradually burnt away. Release hungy dingoes into the area once hes endured that for a few days (while still alive) so he could feel being eaten alive.

I can't even


I'm not even


>> Lucy >> Jesse Custer


>Jesse Custer<

Red Hood

I don't even know him. But that was funny.

Originally posted by cdtm
Can you reward Joker instead?



You won the thread

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Doom/Thanos.


They are the best on the list. They won't break him, though.

Midnighter should be on the list, imo. He won't break Jokers psyche but he would enjoy the the situation just as much as Joker.

I reckon they would, imo. Especially because part of my plan for the torture is to first make him sane/normal.

Martian Manhunter did it, twice.

Could even use current Doom where he also has the Starbrand, and, more crucially, is the Spirit of Vengeance. Then Penance Stare him.

I'd let Joker torture me if he would kill my family.

Pretty sure Doom has a spare dungeon room he could lock Joker in without food or water and weld the door shut.

Nobody to coerce or pretend to enjoy their torture, just his own body slowly devouring itself to stay alive.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Could even use current Doom where he also has the Starbrand,
Wait, what? When did Doom get the Starbrand? Does he still have it?

Latest Thor issue.
He has Starbrand, GR, Iron Fist, and he's the Sorc Supreme.

Aaron is writing childhood fan fiction as real Marvel stories

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I reckon they would, imo. Especially because part of my plan for the torture is to first make him sane/normal.

Martian Manhunter did it, twice.

Could even use current Doom where he also has the Starbrand, and, more crucially, is the Spirit of Vengeance. Then Penance Stare him.

I was totally unaware that happened. What happened in both cases, if you don't mind my asking?

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Latest Thor issue.
He has Starbrand, GR, Iron Fist, and he's the Sorc Supreme.

Aaron is writing childhood fan fiction as real Marvel stories
Yeesh. He has the Starbrand, why would he need that other trash? God how I hate what Marvel has become.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Who cares about that? Comic book posters aren't superheroes with a hard morality line. The only thing stopping Carver from chopping up hookers and having sex with body parts is the law, not his scruples.

Oh yeah, I'm sure being ignored would hurt more than broken kneecaps. Though nothing says you can't temp blind or deafen him to give a feeling of being alone... while in severe pain.

"Come back here and break every bone in my body!"

Originally posted by Mindset
I would just chain him to a radiator and rape him until one of us died.

Originally posted by zopzop
Yeesh. He has the Starbrand, why would he need that other trash? God how I hate what Marvel has become.

Why is Starbrand trash? Not a single Herald stood up against it and he have been battling cosmic entities and winning. His power range from trans tier to skyfather.

Read zops post again.

Carver misread that comment as hard as he misreads Hulk feats.

From the list, Wolverine. Wolverine would understand why I'd want to subject the Joker to prolonged torture, as he's had his own vendettas over the years, and knows full well the pain of loss. He knows all the worst ways to hurt someone, even without killing them.

Outside the list, I'd choose Lono from 100 Bullets. Like Wolverine, he specializes in hurting people, except he also enjoys it a lot more and loves to humiliate his victims.

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