USA Today Warns People to Beware of AR-15' armed with...

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Flyattractor
....CHAINSAWS!!??





AR-15's with Chainsaw Bayonets?! I WANT ONE!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

dadudemon
lol!


4Chan strikes again.

Flyattractor
The Best thing about this is that now SOMEONE is gong to make this a reality.

And GOD Bless Them!!!!!!!!

Bashar Teg
haha but thats impossible! what a joke! oh wait

NGZQFTlE9VA

but good find regardless. i'm sure all those redpill memes will negate the disturbing ease of converting an ar-15 from semi to automatic.

Flyattractor
Anyone can do it. Even a useless Libtard like Thrashy Bashy.

Bashar Teg
i see you're deflecting from your own topic. good luck with that. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Flyattractor
I want this to be made a reality. I am not defecting away from it.

I am a Strong Supporter of my 2nd Amendment Rights. Something that I know that YOU Oppose.

What with you being a Leftist Fascists and all...

Nuke Nixon
How would a chainsaw bayonet even work...

the logistics are mind-boggling.

Of course I want one, shut up!

cdtm
When the underground monsters take over and we have to nuke all our own cities, destroying our manufactering base and ammo production, we'll see who's laughing.

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11124/111240517/4941933-8968116359-29621.jpg

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by cdtm
we have to nuke all our own cities

**** yeah mother****er!!

Surtur
Originally posted by dadudemon
lol!


4Chan strikes again.

This is why telling someone to shut the f*ck up about gun control in the immediate aftermath of a shooting isn't wrong. People are far too emotional, to the point of lunacy.

snowdragon
Originally posted by Surtur
This is why telling someone to shut the f*ck up about gun control in the immediate aftermath of a shooting isn't wrong. People are far too emotional, to the point of lunacy.



Crazy is as crazy does so I cannot think of what new laws could prevent these sort of attacks HOWEVER the time/emotion defense of discussing options is weak and its clearly meant to prevent any discussion.

Surtur
Originally posted by snowdragon
Crazy is as crazy does so I cannot think of what new laws could prevent these sort of attacks HOWEVER the time/emotion defense of discussing options is weak and its clearly meant to prevent any discussion.

How is it weak? These are NOT things that benefit from emotionally compromised people making decisions.

You, what you just said is more rational. Some people are talking about just getting rid of the 2nd amendment.

A guy from the NYT went on MSNBC and told people tens of thousands of people PER DAY die from guns in this country.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Of course I want one, shut up!

laughing

Surtur
I want 2. I'd just want one for me, but I remembered my nieces 12th birthday is coming up and I haven't gotten her anything.

Bashar Teg
so yeah they actually have been selling chainsaw ar-15 attachments for a while now.
i guess USA today was just doing a thorough job with their research and it was
dismissed and mocked as 'fake news' because internet memes.
thanks 4chan thumb up thanks OP thumb up

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/chainsaw-bayonets-are-real-guys/article/2640109

dadudemon
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
so yeah they actually have been selling chainsaw ar-15 attachments for a while now.
i guess USA today was just doing a thorough job with their research and it was
dismissed and mocked as 'fake news' because internet memes.
thanks 4chan thumb up thanks OP thumb up

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/chainsaw-bayonets-are-real-guys/article/2640109

Look at this red herring pile of shit!

Shit post strikes again!

Did you even watch their video?

Nah, probably not.

Do you even understand why people are laughing at them?

No?


Of course you don't. Go watch the video and then post why you think people are laughing at them. I expect your summary posted in the next 10 minutes.

Bashar Teg
"hur hur it not real, but i make one for joke without research, cuz i feel right which means i'm right."

https://imgur.com/gallery/dD0Cz

dadudemon
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
"hur hur it not real, but i make one for joke without research, cuz i feel right which means i'm right."

https://imgur.com/gallery/dD0Cz

That's it? That's your reply to demonstrate your understanding (which clearly indicates you don't)?

Lol, alright, sport.


Did anyone actually read the article in the OP? Can someone explain to PVS what he's missing?

Rockydonovang
Originally posted by Flyattractor
The Best thing about this is that now SOMEONE is gong to make this a reality.

And GOD Bless Them!!!!!!!!




Reading the comments here, you think this chainsaw gun doesn't exist.

Except that...
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
haha but thats impossible! what a joke! oh wait

NGZQFTlE9VA

but good find regardless. i'm sure all those redpill memes will negate the disturbing ease of converting an ar-15 from semi to automatic.

and

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/chainsaw-bayonets-are-real-guys/article/2640109

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Rockydonovang
Reading the comments here, you think this chainsaw gun doesn't exist.

Except that...


and

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/chainsaw-bayonets-are-real-guys/article/2640109

now they're all like "we all knew they existed all along it was just funny is all. you mad?"
https://i.imgur.com/bvFhxiXs.jpg

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Flyattractor
The Best thing about this is that now SOMEONE is gong to make this a reality.

And GOD Bless Them!!!!!!!!

yes and GOD bless accurate journalism!

dadudemon
Looks like I have to spoon feed you two:

https://imgur.com/gallery/jjUjQ

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/possible-modifications

I'll give you a hint as to why you two really missed the boat: this shit was on reddit, a day before it was posted here and it shows up in my like history...

So before you two continue to pat yourselves on the back for "lol, pwned those n00bs who didn't think it was REAL!", take a look at this thread.

Did anyone....and I mean anyone....post that this gun wasn't real except for Fly? Anyone?


No? Awwwww, you poor things! It's as if...none of as laughing at USA Today because we thought the gun wasn't real. It's as if we are laughing at them for another reason.

I'll give you two another hint: USA Today released a clarification. That's where you answer is. wink You two should do more reading instead of this cringey "omg, you guys are so dumb" parade. crylaugh


It's like...watching your pal mock your other pal for not getting a joke you told but...he didn't understand it either. You want to pat him on the back and say, "dude...you're retarded. There, there."

dadudemon
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
yes and GOD bless accurate journalism!

lol:

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1312456-possible-modifications

Rockydonovang
I missed the point here.

sad

Flyattractor
Check under your hat

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Rockydonovang
I missed the point here.

sad

it's one of those super complicated 4D-chess memes which only trumpers understand.
it may look like they collectively shit the bed and are now coping angrily, but that's also part of the deep complexity of the joke.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
it's one of those super complicated 4D-chess memes which only trumpers understand.

No, it's very simple. Not complicated at all. No matter how hard you try to strawman the point that you missed, which was clearly in OPs article, you can't force a problem.

You f*cked up. Again. You'll keep dragging this along, kick and screaming, and refuse to admit your fault, like you always do. wink

Robtard
I bit the bullet and read Fly's OP and following post, he's a moron. But I already knew that.

Reading the story, the DW, Shapiro and others also shit the bed.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Robtard
I bit the bullet and read Fly's OP and following post, he's a moron. But I already knew that.

Reading the story, the DW, Shapiro and others also shit the bed.

obviously you didn't get the joke because you're too simple. would you like to have it explained again?

https://i.imgur.com/C8YPqNMl.jpg

dadudemon
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
obviously you didn't get the joke because you're too simple. would you like to have it explained again?

https://i.imgur.com/C8YPqNMl.jpg


Originally posted by dadudemon
No, it's very simple. Not complicated at all. No matter how hard you try to strawman the point that you missed, which was clearly in OPs article, you can't force a problem.

You f*cked up. Again. You'll keep dragging this along, kick and screaming, and refuse to admit your fault, like you always do. wink

Robtard
This is what I saw:



Which is the DW/Shapiro shitting the bed as not only are chainsaw bayonets real, despite being ridiculous/unrealistic, but shotgun attachments and blade attachments are feasible and could be used as a secondary weapon when bullets run out in an attack.

Surtur
Originally posted by dadudemon
No, it's very simple. Not complicated at all. No matter how hard you try to strawman the point that you missed, which was clearly in OPs article, you can't force a problem.

You f*cked up. Again. You'll keep dragging this along, kick and screaming, and refuse to admit your fault, like you always do. wink

Bingo, it's his MO. Find some reason to force an argument. Either by twisting something someone else said or just flat out creating a narrative out of thin air and claiming a person is pushing it.

He is doing it more and more often. I am fascinated to see how long his pals will cover for him.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Robtard
The video highlighted modifications and accessories that are in no way common on AR-15 rifles and exist primarily for novelty's sake, like adding a 12-gauge shotgun to the AR-15. Modifications like a 12-gauge shotgun or a chainsaw (which no one uses, and are sold virtually nowhere) are expensive and add a significant amount of weight to the rifle, making it nearly unusable for many recreational shooters.

Twitter accounts ruthlessly mocked USA Today for their deliberate attempt to inject fear into the public following the shooting

Originally posted by Robtard
(which no one uses, and are sold virtually nowhere)


https://i.imgur.com/FLAbTE6.gif

Bashar Teg
/thread smile

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Robtard
I bit the bullet and read Fly's OP and following post, he's a moron. But I already knew that.

Reading the story, the DW, Shapiro and others also shit the bed.



Some how I doubt that Robbie actually read the article.

Bashar Teg
he quoted the article verbatim, you pathetic junkie.

did you even read it?

Flyattractor
You can cut and paste with your eyes closed.

Besides.. You and Robbie are Consummate Leftist Liars. So I will never trust anything you say.

That boat sunk under a burning bridge.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Flyattractor
https://i.imgur.com/IHmxLv1.gif

#expected

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Bashar Teg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/w_3U9LlALTE/maxresdefault.jpg

#pretty much

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Flyattractor
*DANK HILLARY MEMEZ*

that's it. shitpost the pain away, junkie.

Flyattractor
Are you willing to share from your personal Stash Bashy?

You OFFERING ME SOME OF YOUR DRUG?



https://images.rapgenius.com/5bac58441cd45a38226c593f11d7bbfe.250x250x1.png

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
that's it. shitpost the pain away, junkie.


Oh and THAT coming from You Bashy. A Person who has posted ACTUAL PICS of SHIT...Well that is pretty HYPOCRITICAL of you!

But very much expected.


eek!

Rockydonovang
Yeah, it's true USA Today had a very stupid and misleading title here which they thankfully corrected. As I already noted, I missed that.

It's also true that Ben Shapiro stated something that is explicitly false when he stated that chainsaw guns don't exist.

Surtur
Dammit Ben, why'd you have to pull a Jimmy Kimmel? But hey at least leftists were willing to call this out.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Rockydonovang
Yeah, it's true USA Today had a very stupid and misleading title here which they thankfully corrected. As I already noted, I missed that.

It's also true that Ben Shapiro stated something that is explicitly false when he stated that chainsaw guns don't exist.


i disagree that it was misleading at all. the headline and segment suggested that the article was a study of the ar-15 and all it's capabilities and possible attachments, not the actual weapon used by the killer.

Rockydonovang
Originally posted by Surtur
Dammit Ben, why'd you have to pull a Jimmy Kimmel?

When did Kimmel make up something that is explicitly false? Also, you do realize that you're comparing a polticial commentator with a comedian?
Originally posted by Surtur
But hey at least leftists were willing to call this out.
Sorry to disappoint the rightists here.

Bashar Teg
i neglected to add: clarification is not the same as a correction or retraction.

Rockydonovang
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i neglected to add: clarification is not the same as a correction or retraction.
fair enough

dadudemon
Originally posted by Rockydonovang
Yeah, it's true USA Today had a very stupid and misleading title here which they thankfully corrected.

thumb up

Surtur
Originally posted by Rockydonovang
When did Kimmel make up something that is explicitly false?

His gun control speech. There are multiple videos on youtube about it, go check them out.



Indeed, but unfortunately some imbeciles in this country take what he says seriously. On top of that, ever since the last election late night tv hosts have been blurring the line between mere comedian and political commentator.

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