You just found a Magic Bottle with a Genie in it.

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Flyattractor
You get the traditional 3 wishes. What is your First wish?

SamZED
The obvious answer is for more wishes. There are no rules against that as per the Aladdin universe.

rudester
I would wish for the genies magic

Flyattractor
I would wish that I get all my wishes (especially the first one)
Consequence Free. No Tricks or Twists or any such thing.

Cause I know how Genies work.

Nuke Nixon
*throws bottle into Mt. Doom volcano*

Temptation removed, you're welcome

Flyattractor
*bites off Nuke's fingers*

Nuke Nixon
Just going to get a prosthetic hand like Luke, with lightsaber claws.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdCrcmzUIAAfyTZ.jpg

Flyattractor
My 2nd wish would be that Nuke wasn't such a NERD!

Nuke Nixon
That's like world peace, some things a Djinn just can't do.

Flyattractor
Only the shitpussy "Genies".

https://criticsden.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/wishmaster_feature.jpg

Nuke Nixon
Djinn are far more powerful than "Genies"

Flyattractor
Only deal with The Best!

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